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More Golf Jokes…
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST golf jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more. (Egg Jokes)
- A golfer who says he never cheats is also a liar.
- Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the golfers lie well. (Math Jokes for Kids & Pi Day Jokes)
- Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five. (Math Jokes for Kids & Pi Day Jokes)
- The higher a golfer’s handicap, the more likely he is to try to tell you what you’re doing wrong.
- If you golf on election day, make sure to cast an absent-tee-ballot!
- Brand new golf balls are attracted to water, and the power of the attraction is in direct proportion to how much the balls cost.
- A guy on vacation finishes his round, goes into the clubhouse. The head pro says, “Did you have a good time out there?” The man replied, “Fabulous, thank you.” “You’re welcome,” said the pro. “How did you find the greens?” Said the man: “Easy. I just walked to the end of the fairways and there they were!”
- How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?… FORE! (Math Jokes for Kids & Pi Day Jokes)