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More Golf Jokes…

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST golf jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more. (Egg Jokes)
  3. A golfer who says he never cheats is also a liar.
  4. Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the golfers lie well. (Math Jokes for Kids & Pi Day Jokes)
  5. Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five. (Math Jokes for Kids & Pi Day Jokes)
  6. The higher a golfer’s handicap, the more likely he is to try to tell you what you’re doing wrong.
  7. If you golf on election day, make sure to cast an absent-tee-ballot!
  8. Brand new golf balls are attracted to water, and the power of the attraction is in direct proportion to how much the balls cost.
  9. A guy on vacation finishes his round, goes into the clubhouse. The head pro says, “Did you have a good time out there?” The man replied, “Fabulous, thank you.” “You’re welcome,” said the pro. “How did you find the greens?” Said the man: “Easy. I just walked to the end of the fairways and there they were!”
  10. How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?… FORE! (Math Jokes for Kids & Pi Day Jokes)