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- What do you call a Mailman who only delivers watermelon?… Post Melone. (Music Jokes / Mailman Jokes / Postal Worker Jokes)
- Why did the mailman take the day off on Labor Day?… He needed to deliver himself from exhaustion. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What do you call a postal carrier that can speak to packages?… A parcel tongue. (Harry Potter Jokes)
- What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Basketball Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
- How does a snowboarder deliver his messages?… By Air Mail. (Snowboarding Jokes)
- What do the losing Super Bowl team and the mailman have in common?… Neither deliver on Sunday night. (Super Bowl Jokes)
- Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes. By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'” “But why?” asked Mike. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied. (Lawyer Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What’s the secret to telling a good postman joke?… It’s all in the delivery.
- How do you get letter to the Easter bunny? … Hare mail. (Pilot Jokes / Plane Jokes / Easter Jokes / Rabbit Jokes)
- What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp?… Stick with me and you’ll go places! (Geography Jokes & Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- How does a lacrosse player deliver his messages?… By Air Mail. (Lacrosse Jokes)
- I can’t believe they’re considering an all mail election… …females worked so hard to get voting rights! (Election Jokes)
- What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British. (American Revolutionary War Jokes)
- What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?… I’m stuck on you! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.” (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?… A very nervous postman. Dog Jokes for Kids