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  1. What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Basketball Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  2. What do you call a Mailman who only delivers watermelon?… Post Melone. (Music Jokes / Mailman Jokes / Postal Worker Jokes)
  3. What do the losing Super Bowl team and the mailman have in common?… Neither deliver on Sunday night. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  4. Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes. By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'” “But why?” asked Mike. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied. (Lawyer Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  5. What’s the secret to telling a good postman joke?… It’s all in the delivery.
  6. How do you get letter to the Easter bunny? … Hare mail. (Pilot Jokes / Plane Jokes / Easter Jokes / Rabbit Jokes)
  7. What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp?… Stick with me and you’ll go places! (Geography Jokes & Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  8. I can’t believe they’re considering an all mail election… …females worked so hard to get voting rights! (Election Jokes)
  9. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British. (American Revolutionary War Jokes)
  10. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?… I’m stuck on you! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  11. Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.” (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  12. What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?… A very nervous postman. Dog Jokes for Kids