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  1. Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt! (Karate Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
  2. Why did the black belt get arrested?… He held up a pair of pants.
  3. What award does the best Chinese hockey team win at the end of the season?… The Bruce-Lee Cup. (Hockey Jokes)
  4. What do you call a pig that does karate?… Porkchop!
  5. What do you call a goat that knows martial arts?… Karate kid.
  6. Have you heard about the karate champion who joined the marines?… The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself! (Sports Jokes for Veterans Day)
  7. What does the zero say to the the eight?… Nice belt! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  8. Where do Karate athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  9. Why was the skeleton always left out in karate?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  10. What does Bruce Lee drink when he’s thirsty?… WattahhH!!!