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More Fencing Jokes…

  1. Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
  2. Fence Company Sign: Our favorite fall sport is fencing. (Fall Jokes)
  3. What would you get if you crossed a fencing athlete and the Invisible Man?… Fencing like no one has ever seen.
  4. Why was Cinderella so bad at fencing?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  5. What did the mummy fencing coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  6. Where do fencing athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Geography Jokes & Top 50 Jokes for U.S. States)
  7. Why was the skeleton always left out in a fencing match?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  8. Why can’t foil fencers work as morticians?… Because every time they find a dead spot they want to change the client’s jacket.
  9. How can you tell that your dance partner at a masked ball is a fencer… Because after three minutes he shakes your hand, turns on his heel, and walks away.
  10. Let’s go fencing because all other sports are pointless. 
  11. Fencers don’t mess around, they get straight to the point. 
  12. I got into a fight with a foil fencer, it’s still kind of a sore subject.
  13. Fence Company Sign: Our favorite winter sport is fencing. (Winter Jokes)
  14. Fence Company Sign: Our favorite spring sport is fencing. (Spring Jokes)
  15. Fence Company Sign: Our favorite summer sport is fencing. (Summer Jokes)