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More Equestrian Jokes…

  1. What did one horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
  2. Where do U.S. Olympic horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes)
  3. What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Equestrian competition?… Sherbet.
  4. What kind of bread does an Olympic horse eat?… Thoroughbred
  5. When do vampires like the Horse Racing?… When it’s neck and neck. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  6. Where do U.S. Olympic horses shop?… Old Neigh-vy!
  7. What do you call a well balanced U.S. Olympic horses horse?… Stable.
  8. What did the U.S. Olympic horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
  9. What did the teacher say when the U.S. Olympic horse walked into her class?… “Why the long face?” (Top K – 12 Jokes for Teachers)
  10. What do U.S. Olympic horses eat?… Fast Food.