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More Artistic Swimming Jokes…

  1. What do you get when you throw a painter into the pool?… Artistic Swimming.
  2. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in the Artistic Swimming in the Summer Olympics in Tokyo? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  3. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Artistic Swimming? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  4. Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?… Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up! (Elephant Jokes & Summer Olympic Jokes)
  5. What was the weather like when the right angle went swimming?… It was 90 degrees. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  6. What race is never run?… A swimming race. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  7. WARNING: A message to any weak/beginning swimmers thinking about swimming in the deep end of the pool today: I’d advise you not to; you’ll be in over your head.
  8. Why did the New England teacher go for a swim at the Polar Plunge on New Year’s Day?… She wanted to test the water. (Jokes for Teachers)
  9. Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test it! (Jokes for Teachers)
  10. Funny Swimming Pool Signs: “Welcome to our _OOL, Notice there is no “P” in it. We’d like you to keep it that way.”
  11. A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I don’t know what they’re filling the pool with, because he abruptly left when I offered him a glass of water!
  12. Why do outdoor swimming pools cost less than indoor swimming pools?… Because there’s less overhead.