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More 4th of July Jokes…

  1. How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes)
  3. What did one flag say to the other flag?…..Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  4. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes)
  5. What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were revolting! (American Revolution Jokes)
  6. What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?…Liberty! (American Revolution Jokes)
  7. Do they have a 4th of July in England?…Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (4th of July Quiz)
  8. Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (Social Studies Jokes)
  9. Which colonists told the most jokes?… Punsylvanians! (Top 50 State Jokes)
  10. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree. (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids)How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  11. July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  12. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July! (1st Day of School Jokes & Jokes for the Last Day)
  13. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes & Pennsylvania Jokes)
  14. What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes & Music Jokes)
  15. What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?…Liberty! (American Revolution Jokes / Iced Tea Jokes / Tea Jokes)
  16. I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
  17. An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year’s Eve. One was charged and the other was let off. (Police Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  18. “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded. (Fireworks Jokes & Fathers Day Jokes)
  19. Why should you research fireworks before you buy them?… To get the best bang for your buck!How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  20. What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes)
  21. What did one flag say to the other flag?…..Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  22. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes)
  23. What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were revolting! (American Revolution Jokes)
  24. What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?…Liberty! (American Revolution Jokes)
  25. Do they have a 4th of July in England?…Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (4th of July Quiz)
  26. Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (Social Studies Jokes)
  27. Which colonists told the most jokes?… Punsylvanians! (Top 50 State Jokes)
  28. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree. (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids)

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