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  1. Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a Chatham Great White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Cape Cod Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
  2. If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg! (Swimming Jokes & Dolphin Jokes)
  3. Where are sharks from?… Finland. (Geography Jokes)
  4. Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.
  5. Which sharks do you find in heaven?… Angel sharks. (Cemetery Jokes)
  6. Did you hear about the surfer who lost his left arm and left leg in a shark attack… he is all right now. (Surfing Jokes)
  7. What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?… A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich. (Sandwich Jokes)
  8. A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round. (Ocean Jokes)
  9. What is a shark’s favorite song?… Fins by Jimmy Buffett. (Music Jokes)
  10. What do you get when you cross Frosty with a shark?… Frost bite! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)