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More Sandwich Jokes…

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best sandwich jokes. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. What’s a sailor’s favorite type of sandwich?… A sub-marine! (Navy Jokes) 
  3. What is a Great White shark’s favorite kind of sandwich?… Peanut butter and jellyfish! (Shark Jokes)
  4. What does Wonder Woman have for lunch?… A sandwich, on “Wonder” bread. (Wonder Women Jokes & Bread Jokes)
  5. Everyone thinks I’m weird because I’m addicted to ham and pineapple sandwiches… But that’s just Hawaii roll. (Hawaii Jokes)
  6. What did the bully have for lunch?… He had a knuckle sandwich! (Bullying Blogs & Sandwich Jokes)
  7. What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  8. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds! (Day Light Savings Jokes)
  9. If people like sandwiches, what do lions like?… Man-wiches. (Lion Jokes)
  10. A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
  11. A book never written: “To Make a Sandwich” by Phil E. Cheese.  (Pennsylvania Jokes)
  12. Where do you get sandwiches in India?… At the New Delhi. (World Geography Jokes)
  13. A book never written: “Making a Better Sandwich” by May O. Nase.  
  14. What would you find on a haunted beach?… A sand-witch! (Witch Jokes)
  15. What is a golfer’s favorite lunch?… A ham sand-wedge. (Golf Jokes)
  16. What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?… A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich. (Shark Jokes)
  17. What town in England makes terrible sandwiches?… Oldham! 
  18. “If BurgerKing & Dairy Queen married, would their child make ice-cream sandwiches?”  
  19. Customer: I refuse to eat this sandwich. Will you get the manager? Waiter: That’s no use. He won’t eat it, either.
  20. What is green on the inside, white on the outside and hops?… A frog sandwich!
  21. Why do Zombies go to Subway?… Because they like to Eat Flesh.  
  22. What did bacon say to tomato?… Lettuce get together. 
  23. Why did the tomato turn red?… It saw the sandwich dressing!  
  24. Why don’t sandwiches like warm weather?… Things get Toasty!  
  25. What did the vegetables say to the Sandwich?… Lettuce all smile.  
  26. What do you eat at the beach?… A Sand-wich.  
  27. Who casts spells at the beach?… The Sand-witch.  
  28. Where do golfers go to eat?… The sand-wedge shop.
  29. Why don’t Americans eat snail sandwiches?… Because they like “Fast Food.”
  30. What did the fisherman catch when he used peanut butter as bait?… A jellyfish.
  31. Veggies? That’s what my food eats!