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More Sandwich Jokes…

  1. What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  2. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds! (Day Light Savings Jokes)
  3. If people like sandwiches, what do lions like?… Man-wiches. (Lion Jokes)
  4. A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
  5. A book never written: “To Make a Sandwich” by Phil E. Cheese.  (Pennsylvania Jokes)
  6. Where do you get sandwiches in India?… At the New Delhi. (World Geography Jokes)
  7. A book never written: “Making a Better Sandwich” by May O. Nase.  
  8. What would you find on a haunted beach?… A sand-witch! (Witch Jokes)
  9. What is a golfer’s favorite lunch?… A ham sand-wedge. (Golf Jokes)
  10. What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?… A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich. (Shark Jokes)