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- 180 School Jokes (ranked)
- Elementary School Jokes
- Middle School Jokes
- High School Jokes
- Teacher Jokes
- Principal Jokes
- Top 10 Middle School Jokes & 101 Middle School Jokes
- (Middle School Jokes)
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are many more middle school jokes. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- If the #2 pencil is the most popular pencil in middle school, why isn’t it #1? (Pencil Jokes)
- How are coffee beans like middle school kids?… They’re always getting grounded. (Coffee Jokes)
- What is the #1 present for a middle school music teacher?… a broken drum. You can’t beat it! (Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
- What’s the difference between a middle school teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Train Jokes & Gum Jokes)
- Why did the nose not want to go to middle school?… He was tired of getting picked on! (October: Bullying Prevention Month)
- Why did the M&M go to middle school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
- Why is a middle school band like a fish?…. They both have scales! (Music Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
- What object is king of the middle school classroom?… The ruler!
- Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
- Why can’t the Cat in the Hat go to middle school?… You’re not allowed to wear hats in school! (Hat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- “I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.” A middle school teacher on the last day before Winter Break. (Dad Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes for Teachers)
- Why can’t the Cat in the Hat go to Middle School?… You’re not allowed to wear hats in school! (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- What New Year’s resolution should a middle school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
- Why didn’t the Cat in the Hat ever get grounded?… His mother did not mind anything he did at all. (Cat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- What is the #1 Christmas present for a middle school music teacher?… a broken drum. You can’t beat it! (Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
- How do you get straight A’s in middle school?… By using a ruler. (180 School Jokes)
- What state has the the loudest middle school students?… ILL-I-NOISE! (Top U.S. State Jokes & Illinois Jokes)
- Why isn’t there a clock in the middle school library?… Because it tocks too much. (Library Jokes)
- What should you grow in a middle school garden?… Human beans! (Flower Jokes)
- What did the dentist give to the middle school marching band?…A TUBA toothpaste. (Music Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey…. Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to middle school today? (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Why did the middle school student drown?… All her grades were below C-level! (Ocean Jokes)
- What do get when you cross one middle school principal with another principal?…I wouldn’t do it, principals don’t like to be crossed! (Principal Jokes)
- A book never written: “The Best Subject in School” by Jim Class. (Book Jokes)
- What is a snake’s favorite class?… Hissss-tory! (Social Studies Jokes & Snake Jokes)
- What’s a middle school teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation. (World Geography & Social Studies Jokes)
- What did one middle school math book say to the other?…You think you’ve got problems. (Math Jokes)
- What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?…. Claustrophobic. (Christmas Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
- A middle school book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings. (Book Jokes)
- Where do New York City middle school students learn their multiplication tables?… Times Square. (New York Jokes & Math Jokes)
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local middle school?… Probably not, he is still sleeping. (Napping Jokes)
- What happened when the middle school teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?… They had a class trip! (Field Trip Jokes)
- Teacher: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Middle School Student: I’m glad it’s Friday! (Principal Jokes)
- Why is middle school arithmetic hard work?… All those numbers you have to carry. (Math Jokes)
- What is a witch’s favorite class?…Spelling! (Witch Jokes)
- “We have too many quizzes in school!” the middle student said testily. (180 School Jokes)
- What do middle school librarians take with them when they go fishing?… Bookworms. (Fishing Jokes & Library Jokes)
- Where did the pencil go for vacation?… To Pennsylvania. (Pennsylvania Jokes & Pencil Jokes)
- Middle School Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not. Middle School Student: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
- How was the middle school band camping trip?…Intense (in-tents)! (Camping Jokes)
- When is a middle school theater clumsy?….When the curtain falls.
- Did you hear the joke about the middle school construction project?…. They’re still working on it!
- A book never written: “Middle School Math” by Cal Q. Luss. (Math Jokes & Book Jokes)
- I heard they put a new wing on the middle school… That is true, but it still won’t fly. (Pilot Jokes)
- Why did the middle school music teacher need a ladder?… To reach the high notes. (Music Jokes)
- Why was the middle school textbook in the hospital?… Because it hurt his spine. (Doctor Jokes)
- Why was the middle school teacher wearing sunglasses to school?… She had bright students! (Sun Jokes)
- What middle school supply is always tired?… A knapsack! (Napping Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
- Why did middle school nurse tip toe past the medicine cabinet? … She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills. (Doctor Jokes / Nurse Jokes / Napping Jokes)
- What vegetables do middle school librarians like?… Quiet peas. (Library Jokes & Farming Jokes)
- Why did the middle school student bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich! (Farming Jokes)
- What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- What kind of school do you go to if you’re a giant?… High school. (High School Jokes)
- What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?… Boarding school. (Surfing Jokes)
- What kind of school do you go to if you’re King Arthur?… Knight school. (Knight Jokes)
- How did the middle school music teacher get locked in the classroom?… His keys were inside the piano! (Music Jokes)
- Teacher: Why can’t you work in an orange juice factory? Middle School Student: I don’t know. Why? Teacher: Because you can’t concentrate! (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil in middle school?… Because it has no point! (Pencil Jokes)
- Why are middle school cafeteria workers cruel?… Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream. (Fish Jokes & Egg Jokes)
- What did the bully have for lunch?… He had a knuckle sandwich! (Bullying Blogs & Sandwich Jokes)
- What is white when its dirty and black when it is clean?… A blackboard!
- What did the calculator say to the other calculator?… “You can count on me!” (Math Jokes)
- What did the middle school student’s artwork say to the wall?… I was framed! (Art Jokes)
- How does a middle school student make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it! (Music Jokes)
- Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet. Student: But these are the only feet I’ve got! (Biology Jokes)
- What do you call middle school student with a dictionary in his pocket?… Smartie Pants! (Grammar Jokes)
- Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools! (Teacher Jokes & Travel Guest Blogs)
- Why are middle school cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?… Because they understand. (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Cheerleading Jokes)
- What do a chicken and a middle school band have in common?…. They both have drum sticks! (Music Jokes & Chicken Jokes)
- What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school?… Pop quizzes! (Elementary School Jokes)
- Why did the middle school student eat his homework?… Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. (Cake Jokes)
- What did the ghost teacher say to his class?… “Look at the board and I’ll go through it again!” (Ghost Jokes & Top 10 Teacher Jokes)
- Mom: What did you do at middle school today? Son: We did a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam. Son: That’s right! (Math Jokes)
- What did the glue say to the middle school teacher?… “I’m stuck on you.”
- When is a blue school book not a blue school book?… When it is read! (180 School Jokes & Book Jokes)
- What did the middle school math book tell the #2 pencil?…. I have a lot of problems. (Pencil Jokes / Math Jokes / Pi Day Jokes)
- Why did the middle school student throw a clock out the window?…He wanted time to fly. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
- Why did the middle school students study in the airplane?… Because they wanted higher grades. (Plane Jokes)
- Why did the middle school computer go to the doctors?…It had a virus. (Computer Jokes)
- Why did the middle school home economics student throw the butter out the window?… to see a butterfly! (Butterfly Jokes)
- What is a middle school math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi! (Pi Day Jokes & Pie Jokes)
- Son: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today! Mom: That’s great. What in? Son: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.
- Teacher: Can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed? Student: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom. (American Revolution Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about broken pencil?… Probably not, it is pointless. (Pencil Jokes)
- What makes a Cyclops such an effective middle school teacher?… He has only one pupil. (Biology Jokes)
- How do bees get to middle school?… By school buzz. (Bee Jokes)
- Why did the middle school student stare at the automobile’s radio?…. He wanted to watch a car-tune. (Car Jokes & Music Jokes)
- Why did the middle school student go to the top of the school?… Because he wanted to go to high school. (High School Jokes)
- What is a pencil’s favorite sport?… Diving (the pencil dive)! (Swimming Jokes& Pencil Jokes)
- Why was the middle school voice teacher so good at baseball?… Because she had the perfect pitch. (Music Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
- Why did the middle school teacher draw on the window?… Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear! (Top 10 Teacher Jokes & Art Jokes)
- What is the only bow that a middle school student can’t tie?…Rainbow! (Rainbow Jokes)
- Knock!… Who’s there!… B-2!… B-2 who?… B-2 middle school on time! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Why was the middle school trashcan sad?…He / she was dumped. (Psychology Jokes)
- Teacher: Can anyone give me a sentence with a direct object? Student: You are pretty. Teacher: What’s the direct object? Student: A good report card. (Grammar Jokes)
- Why do magicians do so well in middle school?… They’re good at trick questions. (Magic Jokes)
- Why did the pencil get a speeding ticket?… He had a lead foot! (Pencil Jokes & Police Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the clock in the middle school cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds. (Daylight Saving Time Jokes)
- Why was middle school easier for cave people?… Because there was no history to study! (Caveman Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
- What’s the worst thing that can happen to a middle school geography teacher?… Getting lost. (Geography Jokes)
- Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?… Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight). (Math Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the broom get a poor grade in middle school?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (Napping Jokes & Witch Jokes)
- What tools does a middle school student need for math?… MultiPLIERS. (Math Jokes)
- What did the middle school student say after the teacher said, “Order students, order?”… “Can I have fries and a burger?” (Hamburger Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
- Why did the lettuce beat the carrot in a middle school track meet?…Because it was a head! (Track Jokes)
- Why is it so hot in a middle school football stadium after a game?…. All the fans have left! (Football Jokes)
- What did the middle school math book say to the other math book?… “I’ve got problems.” (Math Jokes)
- Where do you put smart hot dogs?…. On honor rolls! (Hot Dog Jokes & 180 School jokes)
- Why did the middle school baseball player get arrested? … Because he stole second base! (Baseball Jokes)
- Knock, knock…Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys the weekend—no homework! (180 School Jokes)
- Where do middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
- Teacher: Why did you eat your homework? Middle Student: Because I don’t have a dog. (Dog Jokes)
- Son: Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do. Mother: What was that? Son: My homework!
- Why shouldn’t you tell the joke about the ceiling to a middle school student?… It’s way over his / her head. (Biology Jokes)
- Son: My middle school teacher says I have to write more clearly. Mom: That’s a good idea. Son: No, it’s not. Then she’ll know I can’t spell. (Teacher Jokes)
- What do you do if a middle school teacher rolls her eyes at you?… Pick them up and roll them back to her! (Biology Jokes)
- Why did the middle school student steal a chair from the classroom?… Because the teacher told him to take a seat. (180 School Jokes)
- Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O. (Chemistry Jokes)
- Why did the middle school put his money in the freezer? … He wanted cold hard cash!
- If two is a pair and three is a crowd, what are four and five? … Nine! (Math Jokes)
- What did one middle school cafeteria plate say to the other plate?…Lunch (dinner, or breakfast) is on me! (Breakfast Jokes)
- Hey @GreatPlainsWhere are the #GreatPlains located?… At the great airports! (Plane Jokes & Pilot Jokes)
- What did one eye say to the other eye?… Something between us smells! (Biology Jokes)
- Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?… Student: 12! January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Teacher: Which month has 28 days? Student: Every month! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- What did the ground say to the earthquake?… You crack me up! (Geography Jokes & Earthquake Jokes)
- What do you call a middle school student with carrots in its ears?… Anything you want, he can’t hear you! (Farming Jokes)
- Which are the stronger days of the week?… Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. (180 School Jokes)
- Why are middle school mascots never hungry?…Because they are always stuffed! (College Mascots)
- Why did the jellybean go to middle school?… To become a smartie! (Candy Jokes)
- Why did 6 hate 7?… Because 7 8 9. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?… It’s not right. (Biology Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
- Have you heard the joke about the middle school baseball? … It’ll leave you in stitches. (Baseball Jokes)
- How do the fish get to middle school?… By octobus! (Fish Jokes & Octopus Jokes)
- What did you learn in middle school today?… Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow! (Back to School Jokes)
- What did the pen say to the pencil?… So, what’s your point! (Pencil Jokes)
- Why did the middle school student study in the airplane?… Because he wanted a higher education! (Pilot Jokes)
- What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the middle school cafeteria?… The Food!
- What do elves learn in middle school?… The elf-abet! (Elf Jokes)
- When do astronauts eat?… At launch time! (Astronomy Jokes)
- What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?… Stop going in circles and get to the point! (Pencil Jokes)
- How does the barber cut the moon’s hair?… E-clipse it! (Full Moon Jokes)
- Why didn’t the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?… Because he didn’t want anything to slip his mind. (180 School Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it is pointless. (Pencil Jokes)
- What happened when the wheel was invented?… It caused a revolution! (Bike Jokes)
- What is the world’s tallest building?… The library because it has the most stories. (Library Jokes)
- What flies around the kindergarten room at night?…The alpha-BAT. (Kindergarten Jokes & 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
- Why didn’t the sun go to middle school?… Because it already had a million degrees! (College Jokes & Sun Jokes)
- What does a gorilla learn in school… His Ape B C’s. (Ape Jokes)
- How do middle school athletes stay cool during a game?…They sit near the fans! (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
- Where can you find an ocean without water?….on a map! (Geography Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
- What did zero (0) say to eight (8)?…Nice belt! (Math Jokes)
- Why is six afraid of seven?… Because 7 ATE 9! ((Math Jokes)
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the middle school dance?…He had NO BODY to go with. (Skeleton Jokes)
- A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?… In jail. (Police Jokes)
- If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes, 3 pineapples and 3 strawberries, what would you have?… delicious fruit salad. (Math Jokes)
- Why did the skeleton hold up the middle school barbecue?…He needed a spare rib. (Biology Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
- What kind of plates do they use on Venus?… Flying saucers! (Astronomy Jokes)
- Did you hear about the cross middle school eyed-teacher?… He couldn’t control his pupils! (Biology Jokes)
- Why do teachers give you homework?… Just to annoy you. (180 School Jokes)
- Why did the Cyclops close his middle school?… Because he only had one pupil. (Biology Jokes)
- What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?… In kindergarden. (Kindergarten Jokes)
- Where do monsters study?… In ghoul school. (Halloween Jokes)
- Who sits in front of the class in ghoul school?… The creature teacher! (Halloween Jokes)
- Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with “t.” Student: Today and Tomorrow. (180 School Jokes)
- Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school. Middle School Student: Yes, but I didn’t miss it much.
- Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention? Student: I’m paying as little attention as I can.
- Teacher: Where is your homework? Student: I ate it. Teacher: Why? Student: You said it was a piece of cake!
- Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting? Student: I used his pen!
- Why did the boy take a ladder to school?… Because he wanted to get to high school. (High School Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a train and a teacher?… The teacher says, “Spit your gum out” and the train says, “Choo-……..choo!” (
- Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.
- What did the under-aged middle school student say when he walked into the bar?… Ouch!
- What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams! (Sun Jokes)