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**Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Pi Day jokes.**- One day I told a psychiatrist that pi wasn’t real… She said I was being irrational.
*(Psychology Jokes)* - If today is really Pi Day… it would never end.
- What did pi say when someone asked if it could explain what Pi Day was again?… “I don’t want to repeat myself.”
- You know what they say about Pi Day… It really is an irrational holiday.
*(March Jokes)* - Why do people get so excited about Pi Day?… I don’t know, it’s completely irrational.
- Never talk to pi… He’ll go on forever.
- What do you call someone who is fluent in 3 languages and marginally conversant in 4th?… Pi-Lingual.
*(World Geography Jokes)* - A statistics professor and a math professor worked together on a cookbook… They called it “Pi A La Mode.”
*(**Pie Jokes**)* - Simple as 3.141592…
**Customer:**“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”**Waiter:**“No sir, it will be round!”**(**&*Pizza Jokes**Geometry Jokes*)- How many pastry chefs does it take to make a Pi Day pie?… 3.14.
*(**Pie Jokes**)* - What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi.
*(Dessert Jokes / Math Jokes / Back to School Jokes for Kids)* - 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates!
**(Pirate Jokes for Kids)** - Pi Day…. Come to think of it, we wouldn’t mind celebrating forever.
- I started memorizing the digits of pi… Then I realized it was irrational.
- What is the official tree of Pi Day?… A Pi-ne tree.
*(Tree Jokes)* - Apologies, but most of these pi jokes are about being irrational.
**Pi Day Pickup Line:**Are you 3.14?… Because you’re infinitely perfect.- The local pie shop almost never closes… It’s 22/7.
*(**Pie Jokes**)* - On a scale from 1-10 my pain seems to always be Pi… It may be a low level but it goes on forever.
*(Doctor Jokes)* - What’s the best way to celebrate Pi Day?… With a slice of the pi(e).
*(**Pie Jokes**)* - What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon!
*(**Snake Jokes**)* - How many stars did the movie critic give to Life of Pi?… 3.14159 stars.
*(**Movie Jokes**)* - Do You Know What Would Make Pi Day Better?… Cake.
*(Cake Jokes)* **Mathematician:**Pi r squared.**Baker:**No! Pies are round, cakes are square!*(**Pie Jokes**& Geometry Jokes)*- The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi!
*(**Knight Jokes**)* - What is the official mascot of of Pi Day?… the PI – rate!
**(Pirate Jokes for Kids)** - One day i told a psychiatrist that pi wasn’t real… She said I was being irrational.
*(Psychology Jokes)* - A math teacher saw the movie American Pie… She gave it 3.14 stars.
*(**Movie Jokes**)* - The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi… is that it never ends.
*(**Pie Jokes**)* - What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Pi in the sky.
*(Sun Jokes)* - Why did pi fail its driving test?… Because it didn’t know when to stop.
*(Car Jokes)* - It’s only a matter of time before the Pi-variant of the Coronavirus is discovered now… We’ll have come full circle then.
*(Covid Jokes)* - What did the romantic bird call his significant other on Pi Day?… A tweet-y pi.
*(Bird Jokes)* - How do you cremate someone who died on Pi Day?… You burn them on their funeral pi res.
*(Cemetery Jokes)* - Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Pi… Pi who?… Pi-rate mathematicians never die, they just go off on a tangent.
**(Pirate Jokes for Kids &**)*Cemetery Jokes* - What language should you speak on Pi day?… Sine language!
- I know every single digit of pi!… Just not in the right order.
- Why did the mathematician refuse to celebrate Pi Day?… They thought it was just a bunch of irrational nonsense.
- What did the mathematicians prepare for dinner on March 14th?… Chicken Pot Pi!
*(Chicken Jokes)* - What’s the best way to visualize infinity?… With a pi chart.
- What’s a mathematician’s favorite fruit?… A pi-neapple.
- Pi is very important ….. Without it our opinions would just be onions.
- Why don’t mathematicians tell jokes on Pi Day?… Because they’re too irrational.
- The moon’s not made of cheese… It’s a pi in the sky!
- What do you call an octopus which is missing 4 and 6/7 legs?… An octo-pi.
- What do you call a young student who loves math and wants to know more about the number pi?… An as-pi-ring mathematician!
- How much did it cost the pirate to have his ears pierced on the Pi Day special?… A buck an ear!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a Pi Day pie?… Froze-zen pi.
- Why was the math book sad on Pi Day?… Because it had too many problems.
- Why do some people not like Pi jokes?… It goes on and one, forever.
- Do you know that Netflix has devised the perfect way to stop the distribution of pirated movies?… They now block all movies with an IMDB rating of 3.14. Pi-rated.
- What’s wrong with the equation “pi r squared?”… Pi are round. Cake are square.
- Kiss me, I’m Pirish!
- I can see quite a number of these Pi jokes coming from a mile away… Although I can’t seem to catch their ending no matter how I try.
- What do you call just over three rodents on a boat?… Pi-rats.
- Do you know that Chuck Norris can recite the entirety of pi?… Backwards.
- After years and years of rumors, pi finally announced that it was going to write a book about its own life. This was going to be its auto-pi-ography!
- What did the mathematicians eat for dessert on March 14th?… Apple pi.
- What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 ft long?… A π-thon.
- Seriously, people need to stop with the Pi Day jokes. I’ve heard them all like 3.14 million times already.
- Why isn’t pi on Twitter?… Because even 280 characters isn’t enough to express itself.
- I just saw the movie American Pi… I gave it a rating of 3.14.
*(Movie Jokes)* - What’s the best way to serve pi?… A la mode. Anything else is just mean.
*(Ice Cream Jokes)* - What is 1/2 of pi?… 1.57.
*(Pie Jokes)* - What do Pi and anti-vaxxers have in common?… They’re both irrational.
- What is that one movie that pi likes to watch at any day, any time?… Life of Pi.
- What happens when you eat less pi and focus on diet and exercise?… You get a smaller circumference.
- Where should you do your Pi Day math homework?… On a multiplication table.
- What TV show can help you grasp infinite numbers?… Magnum P.I.
- What is a mathematician’s favorite snake?… A pi-thon.
**(Snake Jokes)** - In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.
*(**Alaska Jokes**)* - What did the mathematician say to the dough on Pi Day?… Let’s make some pi-zza!
- What do you call Tom Selleck when he’s solving math problems?… Magnum Pi.
- 3.14 in the mirror reads ‘PIE.’
- Why is 6 afraid of pi?… Most say it’s an irrational fear.
- Pi and i were having an argument When suddenly i shouted “will you just be rational” Pi responded “ get real”
- I want to open a restaurant called Pi… All the food is round, but the pie are square.
- My friend has a fear of pi… I keep telling him it’s irrational, but he doesn’t listen.
- What do you call a mathematician who becomes a secret agent?… A s-pi.
- What do you get when a bunch of sheep stand around in a circle?… Shepherd’s pi.
*(Pie Jokes)* - Why is pi so lucky in love?… Because its love is infinite and non-repeating.
- Come to the nerd side… we have pi!
- How are mathematicians like the air force?… They both use pi-lots.
- Albert Einstein‘s birthday was on Pi Day — March 14, 1879. Perhaps he served pie for his birthday instead of cake.
*(Cake Jokes /**Birthday Jokes**/*)*(Pie Jokes* - Why did the other numbers avoid talking to Pi at the party?
- How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?… 3.14.
*(**Pie Jokes**)* - Pi had its driver’s license revoked because it didn’t know when to stop.
*(Car Jokes)* - A
**mathematician**, a**physicist**, and an**engineer**are all given identical rubber balls and told to find the volume. They are given anything they want to measure it, and have all the time they need.**The mathematician**pulls out a measuring tape and records the circumference. He then divides by two times pi to get the radius, cubes that, multiplies by pi again, and then multiplies by four-thirds and thereby calculates the volume.**The physicist**gets a bucket of water, places 1.00000 gallons of water in the bucket, drops in the ball, and measures the displacement to six significant figures.**And the engineer?**He writes down the serial number of the ball, and looks it up. - What famous private investigator solves math problem?… Magnum PI.
*(**Hawaii Jokes**)* - Why shouldn’t you eat too much pi?… You’ll end up with a big circumference.
*(Pie Jokes)* - How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265.
**(****Candy Jokes****&***Pie Jokes**)* - What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… Pi a’la mode.
*(Ice Cream Jokes)* - What did the triangle say to the circle?… You’re pointless.
- Where does a dough-shaped disc topped with melted cheese and seasoned tomato sauce with a radius of z and a depth of a get it’s name from? Pizza ( Pi x z x z x a )
**Teacher:**What is the area of a circle?**Students**: Pi r squared.**Teacher:**No. Pie are round. Cake are squared.- Having an argument with pi just goes around in circles.
- What did the mathematicians prepare for dinner on March 14th?… Shepperd’s Pi!
- What do you call it when someone gets a huge tattoo of pi on their face?… An irrational decision.
- What did pi say to its sweetheart?… You look radian today.
- Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist on Pi Day?… Because it needed a filling.
- Do you know the guy who knows every single digit of pi?… He just doesn’t have them in the right order.
- What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert?… Apple pi!
*(***Apple Pie Jokes)** - A pizza has a radius z and thickness a. It’s volume is pizza (or pi
*z*z*a)*(**Pizza Jokes**)* - What do you call 8 x 3.14?… Octopi.
*(Octopus Jokes)* - How do you calculate the surface area of a cephalopod?… Using octoPi.
- Why is a priest’s favorite number 3.14?… Because they are very pi-ous.
- What do you get when you divide 355 Jack-o’lanterns by 113 Jack-o’lanterns?… Pumpkin Pi.
- How far can you recite pi?… Cherry, Apple, Pecan, Blueberry…
*(Pie Jokes)* - What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi.
*(Halloween Jokes &**Pumpkin Jokes**)* - What do you get when you take green cheese & divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon Pi
*(**Full Moon Jokes**)* - I call my wife “PI”… Because she is irrational.
- I call my husband “PI”… Because he is irrational.
- I call my boyfriend “PI”… Because he is irrational.
- I call my girlfriend “PI”… Because she is irrational.
- What do you get if you eat 3.14 pies?… Fat. You get fat.
- What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake?… Diabetes. You get Diabetes.
- When pi fell sick after getting food poisoning on Pi Day, what medicine did the doctor prescribe?… Anti-pi-otics.
- Don’t let advanced math intimidate you!… It’s as easy as pi!
- What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Eskimo pi.
*(Alaska Jokes)* - I tried to connect my Raspberry Pi to my printer…. But the printer always jams!
- Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony… However, eating too much pie is okay, because the sin of pi is zero.
- If I rated my love for you from 1-10 it’d be pi… Because it is both infinite, and not that much.
- What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?… Pi-curious.
- What’s a nerd’s favorite dessert?… Raspberry pie.
- Why do teenagers travel in groups of three?… Because they can’t even.
**The enginee**r said: “It is approximately 3 and 1/7″**The physicist**said: “It is 3.14159.”**The mathematician**thought a bit, and replied “It is equal to pi.”**A nutritionist**: “Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!”*(Pie Jokes)*- What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?… A cow pi.
*(Cow Jokes)* - What do we get when we take the object and order the rim by the diameter?… Pi in the sky by and by.
- Want to see all the decimal digits of Pi?… 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and there are no others!
- What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?… 3.14.
*(Pie Jokes)* - What do you get when you cut a jack o’lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi!
**(Top Halloween Jokes)** - What kind of snake does a math teacher own?… A pi-thon.
- What kind of snake does a math professor own?… A pi-thon.
- What kind of snake does a math major own?… A pi-thon.
- What kind of snake does a math tutor own?… A pi-thon.
- What did pi say to its significant other?… Stop being so irrational.
- How do you develop a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?… Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
**Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about****Pi Day**?- Why should you never start talking to pi at a party?… Because it just goes on forever.
- What’s wrong with the equation pi r squared?… Pi are round. Cake are square.
*(Cake Jokes)* - What did pi say in an argument with his significant other?… You’re being irrational.
- What did the students say about their Euclidean geometry test?… It was easy as pi.
- What did pi say in an argument with his friend?… You’re being irrational.
- What did pi say in an argument with his parent?… You’re being irrational.
- What did pi say in an argument with his child?… You’re being irrational.
**Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good****Pi Day****knock-knock joke?**- How many calories are there in that slice of chocolate pi?… Approximately 3.14.
**Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good****Pi Day**knock knock jokes?*(June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)*- Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing a river?… It was three feet deep on average
- What did the middle school math book tell the #2 pencil?….I have a lot of problems.
**(Pencil Jokes / Math Jokes / Pi Day Jokes)** - A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
- Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?… He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
- “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”… “No sir, it will be round!”
*(**Pizza Jokes for Kids**)* - What was the Christmas tree’s favorite shape?… A treeangle.
*(Geometry Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)* - Why did two fours skip dinner?… Because they already 8.
- Why is it tragic that parallel lines have so much in common?… Because they’ll never meet.
- What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place?… A roamin’ numeral.
- Why don’t calculus majors throw house parties?… Because you should never drink and derive.
*(Calculus Jokes)* - How do mathematicians scold their children? “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”
- Old mathematicians never die… They just lose some of their functions.
- Why should you never mention the number 288?… It’s two gross.
- Did you hear the one about the statistician?… Probably.
- Not all math puns are terrible… Just sum.
- Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?… To get to the same side.
- Why do mathematicians like parks?… Because of all the natural logs.
- What happens when you put a root beer in a square glass?… It just becomes beer.
- Why can math books be so depressing?… Because they’re filled with problems.
- Why was the math lecture so long?… The professor kept going off on a tangent.
- When is math like poetry?… When you do an in-verse variation.
- Math is a part of nature. Especially geometry (geome-tree.)
- What kind of math do you learn in English class?… Add-verbs and add-jectives.
- What’s the best way to woo a mathematician?… Use acute angle.
- What do you need to grow your trigonometry skills?… Square roots.
- Why does algebra make you a better dancer?… Because you can use algo-rhythms.
- Where should you do your math homework?… On a multiplication table.
- What’s the best formula to get from point A to point B?… Just take an x-y plane or a rhom-bus.
- Where do mathematicians party?… In bar graphs.
- How do you do math in your head?… Using imaginary numbers.
- What do you call friends who love math?… Alge-BROS

**Other great math jokes**

What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Eskimo pi.

- Why are moles bad at counting?… Because they only know one number.
*(Mole Day Jokes***)** - Why should you never mention the number 288 in front of anyone?… Because it is too gross (2 x 144 – two gross).
- How is the moon like a dollar?… They both have 4 quarters.
- How can you add eight 8′s to get the number 1,000? (only using addition) A: 888 +88 +8 +8 +8 = 1,000
- How many eggs can you put in an empty basket? … Only one, after that the basket is not empty.
- Where can you buy a ruler that is 3 feet long?… At a yard sale
- When things go wrong, what can you always count on?… Your fingers.
- What coin doubles in value when half is deducted?… A half dollar.
- Why are diapers like 100 dollar bills?… They need to be changed.
- What goes up and never comes down?… Your Age
- Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long?… Otherwise it would be a foot.
- Why do they never serve beer at a math party?… Because you can’t drink and derive…
- Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?… Because it had more cents.
- What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication.
*(Mole Day Jokes)* - Why is 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7 8(ate) 9
- What is a proof?… One-half percent of alcohol.

*Geometry Jokes (33)*

- What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest?… A high-pot-in-use
- What do you call a crushed angle?…. A Rectangle (wrecked angle)
- What did the baby tree say when it looked in a mirror?… Gee-Om-A-Tree.
- What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds?… A plane cheeseburger.
- Why did I divide sin by tan?… Just cos.
- What shape is usually waiting for you at Stabucks?… A line.
- Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?… because it was over 90 degrees.
- What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?…
- Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
- What did the acorn say when he grew up?… Gee, I’m A Tree!
- Why does nobody talk to circles?… Because there is no point!
- What do you call an angle which is adorable?… acute angle
- What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?… Hexagon
- Who invented the Round Table?… Sir Cumference.
- Which triangles are the coldest?… Ice-sosceles triangles.
- What do people who whine a lot and 3 points have in common?… They are both coplaners
- How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.142
- What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?… Geometry
- What do you call people who like tractors?… Protractors
- Why were the similar triangles weighing themselves?… They were finding their scale.
- Why won’t the circles invite the ellipses over for dinner?… They are too eccentric.
- Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?… They were right for each other.
- Why is a geometry book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.
- Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter?… She covers the story from every angle.
- Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?… His parents wouldn’t cosine
- Where do circles, ellipses, hyperbolas and parabolas like to hang out in the summer?… Coney Island.
- Why didn’t the chicken cross to the other side of the inequality?… It couldn’t get past the boundary line.
- Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi
- Why was the parent function upset with its child?… It was stretched to its limit.
- What is a proof?.. One-half percent of alcohol.
- Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?… Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!
- What did one geometry book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
- What do you call a broken record?… A Decca-gone

** Calculus Jokes (21)**The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.

- Why do they never serve beer at a math party?… Because you can’t drink and derive…
- Why won’t Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? It’s too cubed.
- What’s the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?… A natural log cabin!
- What is the first derivative of a cow?… Prime Rib!
- What is the value of the contour integral around Western Europe?… Zero. Why?
- Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!
- How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?… “I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”
- What is polite and works for the phone company?… A deferential operator.
- Why was the parent function upset with its child?… It was stretched to its limit.
- Did you hear the joke about the statistician?… Probably
- What wild animal is good at calculus?… The tangent lion.
- Why is a calculus book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.
- Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?… He was better at fitting curves than hitting them.
- Why was the function so bent out of shape?… It’s regression model was too tight a fit.
- What is the integral of log cabin d cabin?…Log Cabin + sea = houseboat.
- Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?… Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!
- What did one calculus book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
- What’s yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?… Zorn’s Lemon.
- Why did the algebra students throw bottles of hand cream across the classroom?… They were investigating projectile lotion.
- What do you get if you cross an elephant with a zebra?… Elephant zebra sin theta.
- Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation function, the more expensive it becomes to compute?… That’s the Law of Spline Demand.

**Algebra Jokes (22)**

- Why was the student afraid of the y-intercept?… She thought she’d be stung by the b.
- Who invented algebra?… A Clever X-pert.
- What do you call mall friends who love math? alge “bros”
- Why won’t Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?… It’s too cubed.
- What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?… The quadratic formal.
- What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
- Why is an algebra book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.
- Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?… Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!
- What is purple and commutative?… An abelian grape
- What shape is usually waiting for you at Stabucks?… A line.
- Why did the relation need a math tutor? … It failed the vertical-line test.
- How can a fisherman determine how many fish he needs to catch to make a profit?… By using a cod-ratic inequality.
- Why did the imaginary number turn red?… It ran out of i-drops.
- What does the little mermaid wear?… An algae-bra.
- How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?… By completing the scare.
- What is a proof?… One-half percent of alcohol.
- What did algebra math book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
- What is the definition of a polar bear?… A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation
- Why did all the apples in the fruit bowl know each other?… They were core-relations.
- Why was the matrix arrested?… Illegal entry.
- What do you call a rodent with babies?… A quad-rat-ic parent.
- What do you get when you cross a linebacker with a computer geek?… A linear programmer.
- What did the math teacher have for dessert in the 1st day of school?… Pi.
*(Dessert Jokes / Math Jokes / Back to School Jokes for Kids)* - What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi.
*(**Pumpkin Jokes**)*