Top 50 Pi Day Jokes

by | Feb 25, 2022 | Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Pi Day…. Come to think of it, we wouldn’t mind celebrating forever.
  2. One day I told a psychiatrist that pi wasn’t real… She said I was being irrational. (Psychology Jokes)
  3. Pi Day Pickup Line: Are you 3.14?… Because you’re infinitely perfect.
  4. The local pie shop almost never closes… It’s 22/7. (Pie Jokes)
  5. I can see quite a number of these Pi jokes coming from a mile away… Although I can’t seem to catch their ending no matter how I try.
  6. Simple as 3.141592…
  7. If today is really Pi Day… it would never end.
  8. What did pi say when someone asked if it could explain what Pi Day was again?… “I don’t want to repeat myself.”
  9. You know what they say about Pi Day… It really is an irrational holiday. (March Jokes)
  10. Never talk to pi… He’ll go on forever.
  11. Why did pi fail its driving test?… Because it didn’t know when to stop. (Car Jokes)
  12. On a scale from 1-10 my pain seems to always be Pi… It may be a low level but it goes o
  13. What language should you speak on Pi day?… Sine language!n forever. (Doctor Jokes)
  14. Mathematician: Pi r squared. Baker: No! Pies are round, cakes are square! (Pie Jokes & Geometry Jokes)
  15. What’s the best way to serve pi?… A la mode. Anything else is just mean. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  16. What is 1/2 of pi?… 1.57. (Pie Jokes)
  17. How many stars did the movie critic give to Life of Pi?… 3.14159 stars. (Movie Jokes)
  18. What do you call someone who is fluent in 3 languages and marginally conversant in 4th?… Pi-Lingual. (World Geography Jokes)
  19. I started memorizing the digits of pi… Then I realized it was irrational.
  20. A statistics professor and a math professor worked together on a cookbook… They called it “Pi A La Mode.” (Pie Jokes)
  21. How many pastry chefs does it take to make a Pi Day pie?… 3.14. (Pie Jokes)
  22. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  23. After years and years of rumors, pi finally announced that it was going to write a book about its own life… This was going to be its auto-pi-ography! (Book Jokes)
  24. What do you call 8 x 3.14?… Octopi. (Octopus Jokes)
  25. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi! (Knight Jokes)
  26. Apologies… but most of these pi jokes are about being irrational.
  27. The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi… is that it never ends. (Pie Jokes)
  28. What is the official tree of Pi Day?… A Pi-ne tree. (Tree Jokes)
  29. What did the mathematicians prepare for dinner on March 14th?… Chicken Pot Pi! (Chicken Jokes)
  30. What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon! (Snake Jokes)
  31. Albert Einstein‘s birthday was on Pi Day — March 14, 1879. Perhaps he served pie for his birthday instead of cake. (Cake Jokes / Birthday Jokes / (Pie Jokes)
  32. What is the official mascot of of Pi Day?… the PI – rate! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  33. Where should you do your Pi Day math homework?… On a multiplication table, in Times Square.
  34. What’s the best way to visualize infinity?… With a pi chart.
  35. Customer: “Waiter, will my pizza be long?” Waiter: “No sir, it will be round!” (Pizza Jokes & Geometry Jokes)
  36. How are mathematicians like the air force?… They both use pi-lots.  (Air Force Jokes)
  37. In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi. (Alaska Jokes)
  38. Why isn’t pi on Twitter?… Because even 280 characters isn’t enough to express itself.
  39. What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi. (Dessert Jokes / Math Jokes / Back to School Jokes for Kids)
  40. What do you call a young student who loves math and wants to know more about the number pi?… An as-pi-ring mathematician!
  41. I want to open a restaurant called Pi… All the food is round, but the pie are square. (Pie Jokes)
  42. A math teacher saw the movie American Pie… She gave it 3.14 stars. (Movie Jokes)
  43. What’s the best way to celebrate Pi Day?… With a slice of the pi(e). (Pie Jokes)
  44. Do You Know What Would Make Pi Day Better?… Cake. (Cake Jokes)
  45. What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 ft long?… A π-thon. (Snake Jokes)
  46. Mathematician: Pi r squared. Baker: No! Pies are round, cakes are square! (Pie Jokes & Geometry Jokes)
  47. How do you cremate someone who died on Pi Day?… You burn them on their funeral pi res. (Cemetery Jokes)
  48. What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Pi in the sky. (Sun Jokes)
  49. How much did it cost the pirate to have his ears pierced on the Pi Day special?… A buck an ear! (Pirate Jokes)
  50. Why is 6 afraid of pi?… Most say it’s an irrational fear. (Psychology Jokes)