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More Pi Day Jokes…

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Pi Day jokes.
  2. Never talk to pi… He’ll go on forever.
  3. What did pi say when someone asked if it could explain what Pi Day was again?… “I don’t want to repeat myself.”
  4. How many pastry chefs does it take to make a Pi Day pie?… 3.14. (Pie Jokes)
  5. What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi. (Dessert Jokes / Math Jokes / Back to School Jokes for Kids)
  6. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  7. Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, cakes are square! (Pie Jokes & Geometry Jokes)
  8. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi! (Knight Jokes)
  9. What is the official mascot of of Pi Day?… the PI – rate! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  10. A math teacher saw the movie American Pie. She gave it 3.14 stars. (Movie Jokes)
  11. The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi… is that it never ends.
  12. Why did pi fail its driving test?… Because it didn’t know when to stop.
  13. What is 1/2 of pi?… 1.57.
  14. What do you get when a bunch of sheep stand around in a circle?… Shepherd’s pi.
  15. Why is pi so lucky in love?… Because its love is infinite and non-repeating.
  16. mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all given identical rubber balls and told to find the volume. They are given anything they want to measure it, and have all the time they need. The mathematician pulls out a measuring tape and records the circumference. He then divides by two times pi to get the radius, cubes that, multiplies by pi again, and then multiplies by four-thirds and thereby calculates the volume.The physicist gets a bucket of water, places 1.00000 gallons of water in the bucket, drops in the ball, and measures the displacement to six significant figures. And the engineer? He writes down the serial number of the ball, and looks it up.
  17. What famous private investigator solves math problem?… Magnum PI
  18. What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Pi in the sky.
  19. In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi. (Alaska Jokes)
  20. What is a mathematician’s favorite snake?… A pi-thon.
  21. Why shouldn’t you eat too much pi?… You’ll end up with a big circumference.
  22. How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?… 3.14. (Pie Jokes)
  23. How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (Candy Jokes & Pie Jokes)
  24. What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon! (Snake Jokes)
  25. Come to the nerd side, we have pi!
  26. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… Pi a’la mode
  27. What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert?… Apple pi!
  28. What do you call 8 x 3.14?… Octopi. (Octopus Jokes)
  29. How far can you recite pi?… Cherry, Apple, Pecan, Blueberry…
  30. Albert Einstein‘s birthday was on Pi Day — March 14, 1879. Perhaps he served pie for his birthday instead of cake.
  31. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi. (Halloween Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
  32. Simple as 3.141592…
  33. What do you get when you take green cheese & divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon Pi (Full Moon Jokes)
  34. What’s the best way to serve pi?… A la mode. Anything else is just mean.
  35. The engineer said: “It is approximately 3 and 1/7″ The physicist said: “It is 3.14159.” The mathematician thought a bit, and replied “It is equal to pi.” A nutritionist: “Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!”
  36. What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Eskimo pi.
  37. What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?… A cow pi.
  38. What do we get when we take the object and order the rim by the diameter?… Pi in the sky by and by.
  39. What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?… 3.14.
  40. What did pi say to its sweetheart?… You look radian today.
  41. A pizza has a radius z and thickness a. It’s volume is pizza (or pizz*a) (Pizza Jokes)
  42. What do you get when you cut a jack o’lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  43. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Pi Day?
  44. Why should you never start talking to pi at a party?… Because it just goes on forever.
  45. What’s wrong with the equation pi r squared?… Pi are round. Cake are square.
  46. What did pi say in an argument with his significant other?… You’re being irrational.
  47. What did pi say in an argument with his friend?… You’re being irrational.
  48. What did pi say in an argument with his parent?… You’re being irrational.
  49. What did pi say in an argument with his child?… You’re being irrational.
  50. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Pi Day knock-knock joke?