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**Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Pi Day jokes.**- Never talk to pi… He’ll go on forever.
- What did pi say when someone asked if it could explain what Pi Day was again?… “I don’t want to repeat myself.”
- How many pastry chefs does it take to make a Pi Day pie?… 3.14.
*(**Pie Jokes**)* - What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi.
*(Dessert Jokes / Math Jokes / Back to School Jokes for Kids)* - 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates!
**(Pirate Jokes for Kids)** **Mathematician:**“Pi r squared”**Baker:**” No! Pies are round, cakes are square!*(**Pie Jokes**& Geometry Jokes)*- The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi!
*(**Knight Jokes**)* - What is the official mascot of of Pi Day?… the PI – rate!
**(Pirate Jokes for Kids)** - A math teacher saw the movie American Pie. She gave it 3.14 stars.
*(**Movie Jokes**)* - The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi… is that it never ends.
- Why did pi fail its driving test?… Because it didn’t know when to stop.
- What is 1/2 of pi?… 1.57.
- What do you get when a bunch of sheep stand around in a circle?… Shepherd’s pi.
- Why is pi so lucky in love?… Because its love is infinite and non-repeating.
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**mathematician**, a**physicist**, and an**engineer**are all given identical rubber balls and told to find the volume. They are given anything they want to measure it, and have all the time they need.**The mathematician**pulls out a measuring tape and records the circumference. He then divides by two times pi to get the radius, cubes that, multiplies by pi again, and then multiplies by four-thirds and thereby calculates the volume.**The physicist**gets a bucket of water, places 1.00000 gallons of water in the bucket, drops in the ball, and measures the displacement to six significant figures.**And the engineer?**He writes down the serial number of the ball, and looks it up. - What famous private investigator solves math problem?… Magnum PI
- What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Pi in the sky.
- In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.
*(**Alaska Jokes**)* - What is a mathematician’s favorite snake?… A pi-thon.
- Why shouldn’t you eat too much pi?… You’ll end up with a big circumference.
- How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?… 3.14.
*(**Pie Jokes**)* - How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265.
**(****Candy Jokes****&***Pie Jokes**)* - What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon!
*(**Snake Jokes**)* - Come to the nerd side, we have pi!
- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… Pi a’la mode
- What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert?… Apple pi!
- What do you call 8 x 3.14?… Octopi.
*(Octopus Jokes)* - How far can you recite pi?… Cherry, Apple, Pecan, Blueberry…
- Albert Einstein‘s birthday was on Pi Day — March 14, 1879. Perhaps he served pie for his birthday instead of cake.
- What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi.
*(Halloween Jokes &**Pumpkin Jokes**)* - Simple as 3.141592…
- What do you get when you take green cheese & divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon Pi
*(**Full Moon Jokes**)* - What’s the best way to serve pi?… A la mode. Anything else is just mean.
**The enginee**r said: “It is approximately 3 and 1/7″**The physicist**said: “It is 3.14159.”**The mathematician**thought a bit, and replied “It is equal to pi.”**A nutritionist**: “Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!”- What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Eskimo pi.
- What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?… A cow pi.
- What do we get when we take the object and order the rim by the diameter?… Pi in the sky by and by.
- What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?… 3.14.
- What did pi say to its sweetheart?… You look radian today.
- A pizza has a radius z and thickness a. It’s volume is pizza (or pi
*z*z*a)*(**Pizza Jokes**)* - What do you get when you cut a jack o’lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi!
**(Top Halloween Jokes)** **Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Pi Day?**- Why should you never start talking to pi at a party?… Because it just goes on forever.
- What’s wrong with the equation pi r squared?… Pi are round. Cake are square.
- What did pi say in an argument with his significant other?… You’re being irrational.
- What did pi say in an argument with his friend?… You’re being irrational.
- What did pi say in an argument with his parent?… You’re being irrational.
- What did pi say in an argument with his child?… You’re being irrational.
**Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Pi Day****knock-knock joke?**