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  1. Where is the best place to dock your boat in Alaska?… “Anchor” age.
  2. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  3. Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Clean Prom Jokes)
  5. What did the Bering Sea say to the coast of Alaska?… Nothing, it Waved! (Ocean Jokes)
  6. Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Burrito Jokes)
  7. What do Alaskans order at McDonalds?… Icberg-ers with chili sauce. (Fast Food Jokes – old)
  8. If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (Top 50 State Jokes)
  9. Why couldn’t the Anchorage school district buy enough buses for children?… Because they had to buy the Zambonis first! (Hockey Jokes)
  10. What sort of pudding roams wild in the Alaska?… Moose.
  11. What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  12. Teacher: Where did your mom go to college? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (College Jokes)
  13. How do Alaskans get a great upper body workout?… By shoveling their driveways! (Winter Jokes)
  14. What did Dela ware to the Iditarod?… I don’t know but alaska. (Iditarod Jokes – old)
  15. Why did the Alaskan get frost bite?… He was walking around brrrrrrrfooted.
  16. Teacher: Where did your mom go to high school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  17. What do Alaskans sing when they get excited?… Who let the sled dogs out! (Dog Jokes)
  18. Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  19. Teacher: Where did your mom go to elementary school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes & Elementary School Jokes)
  20. What city in Alaska weighs you down?… “Anchor” age.
  21. Can you name the capital in Alaska?… “A”
  22. What did Iliamna Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Alaska Lakes)
  23. What is the tallest building in Alaska?… The Rasmuson Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  24. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The North Dakota Turnpike!
  25. Where do Alaska fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Yukon River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Alaska)
  26. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Yukon River!
  27. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Yukon River!
  28. If a plane crashed on the borders of Alaska and Canada, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  1. Can you name the capital in ?… “”
  2. What did Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 State Lakes)
  3. What is the tallest building in ?… The Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  4. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The State Turnpike!
  5. Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the State River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Alaska)
  6. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The State River!
  7. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The State River!
  8. If a plane crashed on the borders of state and state, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)