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  1. Did you hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over that the girl Wendy?… The funeral is at White Castle. I’m taking Dairy Queen.
  2. What do you get if you play McDonald’s Monopoly 30 Days Straight?… A Heart Attack!!
  3. Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonalds?… It’s called the “Pursuit of Happy Meals”
  4. Why don’t Americans eat snails?… Because they like “Fast Food.”
  5. What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar.
  6. Why did Five Guys survive the flood?… Because it was built on solid ground beef.
  7. Why did the french fry win the race?…  Because it was fast food!
  8. Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland?… In an onion ring! (Top Boxing Jokes1st page Google Search)
  9. Why do hamburgers go to the gym?… To get better buns. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  10. Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant?… The told him the meal was on the house!
  11. Where are the best tacos served?… In the Gulp of Mexico! (Top World Geography Jokes)
  12. What did the frog order at McDonald’s?… French flies and a diet Croak
  13. Would octopus make a good fast food?… You must be squidding!
  14. Where do burgers like to dance?… At a meat ball!
  15. How did the hamburger introduce his wife?… A: Meet patty (meat patty) Q
  16. Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?… He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings.”
  17. What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?… A big mac!
  18. What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?… Wasabi!
  19. My bookish kid asked me why we have to go to B-Dubs for his birthday?… I told them it’s “Where the Wild Wings Are”.
  20. What did the hamburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious!
  21. What are the best days of the week in FastFoodland?… Fry-day and Sundae!
  22. What do race horses eat?… Fast Food.
  23. How do you insult a hamburger patty?… Call it a meatball
  24. Did you read the book J.D. Salinger wrote about “phony” fast food?… It’s titled “Catcher in the Fries.”
  25. If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle
  26. How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs!
  27. Did you hear about the hamburger who couldn’t stop making jokes?… He was on a roll.
  28. What is a gymnast favorite fast food?… The Onion rings! (Top Gymnastics: Jokes: 1st page Google Search)

National French Fry Day Jokes

  1. What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
  2. What’s a potato’s motto?… If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!
  3. Where were the first French Fries made?… In Greece!
  4. What do you call a nice french fry?… A sweet potato!

National Cheeseburger Day Jokes

  1. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?….Patty
  2. Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
  3. Where were cheeseburgers 1st made?… Greece. (World Geography JokesTop Geography Jokes)
  4. What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar!
  5. What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers! (World Geography JokesTop Geography Jokes)
  6. Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese!
  7. How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm!
  8. How do you make a hamburger laugh?… Pickle it!

National Hot Dog Day Jokes

  1. Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener.
  2. Why did the hot dog hire a tutor?… He wanted to be on the honor role. (180 School Jokes)
  3. What do you call a hot dog race?… Wiener takes all. (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  4. When can a pizza marry a hot dog?… After a very frank relationship.
  5. What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog?… You can buy a Fenway Frank hot dog in October. (Top Baseball Jokes)
  6. What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?… Stop touching my buns!
  7. What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?… A “hollow-weenie!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  8. What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog.
  9. What does a man consider a seven-course meal?… A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
  10. Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?… None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
  11. What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit?… A hot dog.
  12. What do you call a frozen frankfurter?… A Chili dog.
  13. Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?… Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
  14. What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog.
  15. What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?… Ketch-up!
  16. What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
  17. Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role. (180 School Jokes)

National Pizza Day Jokes

  1. What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
  2. Want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
  3. How do you fix a broken pizza?… With tomato paste.
  4. What do you call a sleeping pizza? … a piZZZZZZa.
  5. What does an aardvark like on its pizza?… Ant-chovies.
  6. How do you get the college grad off your front porch?… Pay for the pizza! (Top College Jokes)
  7. Why did the man go into the pizza business?… He wanted to make some dough.
  8. “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”… “No sir, it will be round!” (Top Pi Day Jokes)
  9. What is a dog’s favorite pizza?… PUParonni! (Top Dog Jokes)
  10. What did the pepperoni say to the cook?… You wanna pizza me? (Top Boxing Jokes)
  11. When can a pizza marry a hot dog … After they have a very frank relationship! (Top Hot Dog Jokes)
  12. Where do pepperonis go on vacation?… The Leaning Tower of Pizza.


  1. Why did the rooster cross the road to KFC? …To see a chicken strip!
  2. Why did the rooster cross the road?… He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.