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- Did you hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over that the girl Wendy?… The funeral is at White Castle. I’m taking Dairy Queen.
- What do you get if you play McDonald’s Monopoly 30 Days Straight?… A Heart Attack!!
- Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonalds?… It’s called the “Pursuit of Happy Meals”
- Why don’t Americans eat snails?… Because they like “Fast Food.”
- What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar.
- Why did Five Guys survive the flood?… Because it was built on solid ground beef.
- Why did the french fry win the race?… Because it was fast food!
- Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland?… In an onion ring! (Top Boxing Jokes: 1st page Google Search)
- Why do hamburgers go to the gym?… To get better buns. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
- Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant?… The told him the meal was on the house!
- Where are the best tacos served?… In the Gulp of Mexico! (Top World Geography Jokes)
- What did the frog order at McDonald’s?… French flies and a diet Croak
- Would octopus make a good fast food?… You must be squidding!
- Where do burgers like to dance?… At a meat ball!
- How did the hamburger introduce his wife?… A: Meet patty (meat patty) Q
- Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?… He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings.”
- What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?… A big mac!
- What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?… Wasabi!
- My bookish kid asked me why we have to go to B-Dubs for his birthday?… I told them it’s “Where the Wild Wings Are”.
- What did the hamburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious!
- What are the best days of the week in FastFoodland?… Fry-day and Sundae!
- What do race horses eat?… Fast Food.
- How do you insult a hamburger patty?… Call it a meatball
- Did you read the book J.D. Salinger wrote about “phony” fast food?… It’s titled “Catcher in the Fries.”
- If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle
- How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs!
- Did you hear about the hamburger who couldn’t stop making jokes?… He was on a roll.
- What is a gymnast favorite fast food?… The Onion rings! (Top Gymnastics: Jokes: 1st page Google Search)
- What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
- What’s a potato’s motto?… If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!
- Where were the first French Fries made?… In Greece!
- What do you call a nice french fry?… A sweet potato!
- What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?….Patty
- Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
- Where were cheeseburgers 1st made?… Greece. (World Geography Jokes & Top Geography Jokes)
- What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar!
- What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers! (World Geography Jokes & Top Geography Jokes)
- Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese!
- How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm!
- How do you make a hamburger laugh?… Pickle it!
- Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener.
- Why did the hot dog hire a tutor?… He wanted to be on the honor role. (180 School Jokes)
- What do you call a hot dog race?… Wiener takes all. (Summer Olympic Jokes)
- When can a pizza marry a hot dog?… After a very frank relationship.
- What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog?… You can buy a Fenway Frank hot dog in October. (Top Baseball Jokes)
- What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?… Stop touching my buns!
- What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?… A “hollow-weenie!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog.
- What does a man consider a seven-course meal?… A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
- Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?… None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
- What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit?… A hot dog.
- What do you call a frozen frankfurter?… A Chili dog.
- Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?… Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
- What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog.
- What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?… Ketch-up!
- What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
- Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role. (180 School Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
- Want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
- How do you fix a broken pizza?… With tomato paste.
- What do you call a sleeping pizza? … a piZZZZZZa.
- What does an aardvark like on its pizza?… Ant-chovies.
- How do you get the college grad off your front porch?… Pay for the pizza! (Top College Jokes)
- Why did the man go into the pizza business?… He wanted to make some dough.
- “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”… “No sir, it will be round!” (Top Pi Day Jokes)
- What is a dog’s favorite pizza?… PUParonni! (Top Dog Jokes)
- What did the pepperoni say to the cook?… You wanna pizza me? (Top Boxing Jokes)
- When can a pizza marry a hot dog … After they have a very frank relationship! (Top Hot Dog Jokes)
- Where do pepperonis go on vacation?… The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
- Why did the rooster cross the road to KFC? …To see a chicken strip!
- Why did the rooster cross the road?… He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.