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  1. What is a snake’s favorite class?… Hissss-tory! (Social Studies Jokes & Snake Jokes)
  2. What is the official snake of the LA Lakers?… The Black Mamba. (Snake Jokes)
  3. What is the official snake of the Boston Celtics?… The White Mamba. (Snake Jokes)
  4. Two men are hiking through the woods when one of them cries out, “Snake! Run!” His companion laughs at him. “Oh, relax. It’s only a baby,” he says. “Don’t you hear the rattle?” (Hiking Jokes)
  5. Which subject does a snake love to teach its students on the last day of school?… Hisssstory. (Snake Jokes & U.S. History Jokes)
  6. What happened to the snake that ate a whole pie?… It became a pie-thon!
  7. What do you call a snake that works for the Government?… A Civil Serpent. (Labor Day Jokes)
  8. Why was Harry Potter such a good computer programmer?… Because he spoke python. (Computer Jokes & Snake Jokes)
  9. What would you get if you crossed basketball with a newborn snake?… a bouncing baby boa. (March Madness Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  10. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? …. He couldn’t afford plane fare. (Plane Jokes & Snake Jokes)
  11. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?… Airplanes weren’t invented yet. (Plane Jokes & Snake Jokes)
  12. Why didn’t Indiana Jones have a Nokia phone?… Because he was too afraid of the Snake game. (Indiana Jones Jokes)
  13. What did St. Patrick say to the snakes?… He told them to hiss off.
  14. The earthquake was not strong in the desert, so nobody there got hurt. However, a few of the snakes were rattled. (Earthquake Jokes)
  15. What did one snake say to the other snake?… Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  16. What is the first thing a little snake learns in school?… Hiss tory. (Back to School Jokes & Snake Jokes)
  17. What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon! (Pi Day Jokes)
  18. Fortunately the California earthquakes were a bit out in the desert so not many people got hurt. But a few snakes were rattled. (Earthquake Jokes)
  19. I bought a pet snake. He’s a very picky eater. Only eats burgers, hot dogs, and Sloppy Joe’s. Apparently, my anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hon. (Music Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
  20. What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 feet long?… A pithon. (Pi Day Jokes)
  21. What’s multi-colored and very pretty but also capable of crushing you in its death grip?… A rainbowa constrictor! (Rainbow Jokes)
  22. What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?… Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork.
  23. What kind of snake does your math teacher own?… A pi-thon.
  24. What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?… A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death! (Worm Jokes)
  25. What do you call a 3.14cm long snake?… A worm.
  26. What is a mathematician’s favorite snake?… A pi-thon.
  27. What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 ft long?… A π-thon.
  28. What is a snake’s favorite kind of field trip?…Hissss-tory!