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  1. What is the first thing a little snake learns in school?… Hiss tory. (Back to School Jokes & Snake Jokes)
  2. What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon! (Pi Day Jokes)
  3. Fortunately the California earthquakes were a bit out in the desert so not many people got hurt. But a few snakes were rattled. (Earthquake Jokes)
  4. I bought a pet snake. He’s a very picky eater. Only eats burgers, hot dogs, and Sloppy Joe’s. Apparently, my anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hon. (Music Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
  5. What’s multi-colored and very pretty but also capable of crushing you in its death grip?… A rainbowa constrictor! (Rainbow Jokes)
  6. What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?… Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork.
  7. What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?… A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death! (Worm Jokes)
  8. What do you call a 3.14cm long snake?… A worm.