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- What is a snake’s favorite class?… Hissss-tory! (Social Studies Jokes & Snake Jokes)
- Two men are hiking through the woods when one of them cries out, “Snake! Run!” His companion laughs at him. “Oh, relax. It’s only a baby,” he says. “Don’t you hear the rattle?” (Hiking Jokes)
- Which subject does a snake love to teach its students on the last day of school?… Hisssstory. (Snake Jokes & U.S. History Jokes)
- What happened to the snake that ate a whole pie?… It became a pie-thon!
- What do you call a snake that works for the Government?… A Civil Serpent. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why was Harry Potter such a good computer programmer?… Because he spoke python. (Computer Jokes & Snake Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed basketball with a newborn snake?… a bouncing baby boa. (March Madness Jokes & Baby Jokes)
- Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? …. He couldn’t afford plane fare. (Plane Jokes & Snake Jokes)
- Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?… Airplanes weren’t invented yet. (Plane Jokes & Snake Jokes)
- Why didn’t Indiana Jones have a Nokia phone?… Because he was too afraid of the Snake game. (Indiana Jones Jokes)
- What did St. Patrick say to the snakes?… He told them to hiss off.
- The earthquake was not strong in the desert, so nobody there got hurt. However, a few of the snakes were rattled. (Earthquake Jokes)
- What did one snake say to the other snake?… Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What is the first thing a little snake learns in school?… Hiss tory. (Back to School Jokes & Snake Jokes)
- What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon! (Pi Day Jokes)
- Fortunately the California earthquakes were a bit out in the desert so not many people got hurt. But a few snakes were rattled. (Earthquake Jokes)
- I bought a pet snake. He’s a very picky eater. Only eats burgers, hot dogs, and Sloppy Joe’s. Apparently, my anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hon. (Music Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
- What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 feet long?… A pithon. (Pi Day Jokes)
- What’s multi-colored and very pretty but also capable of crushing you in its death grip?… A rainbowa constrictor! (Rainbow Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?… Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork.
- What kind of snake does your math teacher own?… A pi-thon.
- What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?… A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death! (Worm Jokes)
- What do you call a 3.14cm long snake?… A worm.
- What is a mathematician’s favorite snake?… A pi-thon.
- What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 ft long?… A π-thon.