Indiana Jones Jokes

by | May 23, 2023 | Uncategorized

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Indiana Jones jokes.
  2. What is Indiana Jones’ favorite sporting event?… The Indy 500. (Indianapolis 500 Jokes)
  3. What’s Indiana Jones’s favorite rock band?… Stone Temple Pilots. (365 Music Jokes)
  4. What’s Indiana Jones least favorite band?… The Rolling Stones. (365 Music Jokes)
  5. Why is Indiana Jones sad?… Because his career is in ruins. (Career Blogs & Labor Day Jokes)
  6. That priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was actually a really inspirational guy… He touched so many hearts.
  7. What is Indiana Jones’ favorite state?… Indiana. (Movie Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
  8. What is Indiana Jones’ favorite state?
  9. Most people think Indiana Jones’ favorite state is Indiana. However they are wrong … It is Arkansas. (Movie Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
  10. Do you know why Indiana Jones never got married?… Bad dates. (Marriage Jokes)
  11. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the actor who plays Indiana Jones? (Barber Jokes)
  12. My son is playing with the newly assembled LEGO truck after playing “Lego Indiana Jones” for a bit. In the course of playing, he says “I’m driving to Indiana Jonestown!” To which I replied “Well once you get there, don’t drink the Kool-Aid, Junior” (Lego Jokes)
  13. Indiana Jones uncovered an ancient sport?… the 100m Boulder Dash. (Track and Field Jokes & Colorado Jokes)‘
  14. What do you call Indiana Jones in a Scandinavian river?… Harrison Fjord. (Geography Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  15. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 1st Indiana Jones movie? (Canoe Jokes)
  16. Indiana Jones competes in a Colorado Track and Field event?… the 100m Boulder Dash. (Track and Field Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
  17. What is Harrison Ford’s favorite sporting event?… The Indy 500. (Indiana Jones Jokes & Indianapolis 500 Jokes)
  18. If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis. (Movie Jokes / Navy Jokes / Indiana Jokes)
  19. Why didn’t Indiana Jones have a Nokia phone?… Because he was too afraid of the Snake game. (Snake Jokes)
  20. Why does no major gaming company make an Indiana Jones game?… Because no one would pay 60$ for an Indie game.
  21. What’s Indiana Jones’s least favorite beer?… Rolling Rock
  22. Why were Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake depressed?… Their careers were in ruins.
  23. Why can’t Indiana Jones find a long lasting relationship?… Bad dates.
  24. Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake walk into an ancient temple that has been lost for centuries… They blow it up.
  25. What do you call a skeleton in a fedora?… Indiana Bones. (Hat Jokes)
  26. Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons… If they acquire my parent’s divorce, they will own my entire childhood…
  27. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the last Indiana Jones movie? (Canoe Jokes)
  28. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name ALL the Indiana Jones movies? (Canoe Jokes)
  29. Today my girlfriend told me that I’m Indiana Jones, so I told her… Well in that case, that makes you Diana Jones.