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National Cheese Day Jokes

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cheese jokes.
  2. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about cheese?
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good cheese knock-knock joke?
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good cheese knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  5. What did the school put on the bagels for breakfast on Halloween?… Scream cheese. (Bagel Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  6. A hurricane just blew the roof off the local cheese factory…. De Brie is everywhere! (Hurricane Jokes)
  7. The French cheese factory was affected by an earthquake… Only de brie was left. (Cheese Jokes / Bastille Day Jokes / World Geography Jokes / Earthquake Jokes)
  8. I absolutely love tacos… in queso you didn’t know.  (Taco Jokes)
  9. There’s that man in Utah that makes cheese all by himself… They call him the Provo Lone guy. (Utah Jokes)
  10. What do you call a BYU student who is single?… Provolone. (Utah Jokes)
  11. What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss!!! (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
  12. If pizza could talk what would it say?… Probably lots of cheesy things. (Pizza Jokes)
  13. Why is cheddar popcorn such a terrible joke?… It’s both corny and cheesy. (Popcorn Jokes)
  14. What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby! (Music Jokes & Pizza Jokes)
  15. What did the pepperoni say to the cheese?… “Slice to meat you!”
  16. What did the pasta say to the cheese?… It’s grate to meet you! (Pasta Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  17. What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes)
  18. Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese! (Psychology Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  19. How do you get a mouse to smile?… Say cheese! ((Smile Jokes & Animal Jokes for Kids)
  20. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho Cheese! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  21. How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco de Mayo, you ask?… That’s nacho business! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  22. When do they smother a taco in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Taco Jokes)
  23. Have you heard the new quesadilla joke?… Never mind, its too cheesy! (Taco Jokes)
  24. What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?… All that was left was de brie.
  25. Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses?… R’n’Brie
  26. Do you want to hear a pizza joke?… Never mind it’s too cheesey. (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  27. When should you go on a cheese diet?… If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
  28. Which is the most religious cheese?… Swiss, because it is holy.
  29. When should you keep an eye on your cheese?… When it’s up to no Gouda.
  30. Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics?… It fell at the final curdle.
  31. What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse?… I’m Brieeee
  32. Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet?… She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
  33. A man gives his blind friend a cheese-grater A man gives his blind friend a cheese-grater for Christmas, meets him in January and asks if he liked his present. ‘No’, the friend replied, “I tried to read it but it was just too violent.”  (January Jokes)
  34. Which search engine is popular amongst mice?… Ask Cheese.
  35. What kind of cheese do rodents like?… Mousearella.
  36. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?… De-brie went everywhere!
  37. Why do you always bring a bag of chips to a party?… In queso emergency. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  38. What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?… Blue cheese!
  39. What is Tom Hanks’ favorite soft cheese?… Philadelphia. (Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  40. Why doesn’t cheddar like to party with crackers?… Someone always cuts the cheese.
  41. When shouldn’t you believe a word your cheese is saying?… When it’s too Gouda to be true.
  42. What do cheese makers dance to on halloween?… The muenster mash!
  43. What did the Cheese salesman say?… That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
  44. What group of cheese has been known to fly?… Curds of prey!
  45. What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card?… Go on a shopping brie.
  46. What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?… Moatzeralla
  47. What cheese should you use to hide a horse?… Mascarpone.
  48. What do you call cheese that is acting crazy?… A basket queso. (Acting Jokes)
  49. What is a lions favorite cheese?… Roar-quefort
  50. What cheese do beavers like?… eDam
  51. Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?… Paris Stilton.
  52. Why does cheese look normal?… Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
  53. Why did the wheel act so bossy?… Cause he was the “Big Cheese.”
  54. What is a lions favorite cheese?… Roar-quefort.
  55. What did Gorgonzola say to Cheddar?… Lookin’ Sharp.
  56. When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario.
  57. What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?… Swish cheese!
  58. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face?… Too close for comfort food.