Tornado Jokes

What did one lightening bolt say to the other lightening bolt?… You’re shocking! (Weather Jokes)
What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister! (Weather Jokes & Tornado Jokes)Why do tornadoes zigzag?… They’re dizzy.
The Worst Natural Disaster Election: So, all the natural disasters took a vote to see which one was the worst. Hurricane blew the others away. Earthquake shook things up pretty badly. Flooding was a bit of a wash. Blizzard almost buried the rest. Sinkhole’s campaign totally collapsed. Meteor made a deep impact. But in the end, Avalanche won by a landslide. (Election Jokes)
Three girls were being executed. The first girl was getting ready to be shot. The guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Tornado! Tornado!!” The guard turned around she escaped. The second girl was being executed the guard yelled,”Ready aim-” She yelled, “Hurricane!! Hurricane!!” The guard turned around she was gone. The 3rd girl was being executed the guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Fire!! Fire!”