Tornado Jokes

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(Tornado Jokes)

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best tornado jokes.
  2. I saw a tornado once… It blew me away.
  3. Why don’t people like tornado jokes?… They suck.
  4. What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister!
  5. What did the teenage tornado say to his parents?… Nothing. He just stormed off. (Dad Jokes & Mom Jokes)
  6. I tossed a yield sign into a tornado once… Guess I was throwing caution to the wind.
  7. What’s a tornado’s favorite dance?… The twist! (Dance Jokes)
  8. I was in a tornado… It sucked.
  9. What is a tornado’s favorite dessert?… Funnel cake! (Dessert Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  10. I’m writing a book on how tornadoes and hurricanes develop…. At the moment it’s just a draft. (Book Jokes)
  11. A friend of mine tried telling a joke about a tornado… It was a real tongue twister.
  12. Did you hear about the tornado at the cheese factory?… Da-brie was everywhere. (Cheese Jokes)
  13. What do you call it when a tornado interrupts your burial?… Plot twist. (Cemetery Jokes)
  14. Kids are like tornadoes They’re neat to watch but… you can’t help but be scared when they head for your house. (Dad Jokes & Mom Jokes)
  15. What did the windmill say to the tornado?… I’m a big fan. (Environment Jokes)
  16. What do you call a cow in a tornado?… A milkshake. (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  17. What do you call an obvious tornado?… A torna-duh.
  18. Why did the weathermen, who each broke an arm and a leg in a tornado, call the hospital?… He needed the four casts. (Doctor Jokes)
  19. What do tornadoes use to make bread?… Torna-dough. (Bread Jokes)
  20. What do you call a windmill that’s been swallowed by a tornado?… A wind meal. (Environment Jokes)
  21. The tornado warning siren has just stopped going off… That’s either good or terrible.
  22. What happened after a tornado hit the shoe store?… After weeks of Sole Searching it finally reopened. (Labor Day Jokes)
  23. What do you call a female deer in a tornado?… A torna-doe. (Deer Jokes)
  24. What was left of the French cheese factory after a tornado?… De brie. (Bastille Day Jokes) 
  25. What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims?… House blend. (Coffee Jokes)
  26. Did you hear about the tornado who got arrested?… They got him for shoplifting. (Police Jokes)
  27. What’s a tornado’s favorite vegetable?… “Spin” ach. (Farming Jokes)
  28. I tried to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but the company refused. They said, “If your tent gets blown away, you… won’t be covered.” (Tent Jokes & Camping Jokes)
  29. Do you know what happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado?… It was an udder disaster. (Cow Jokes)
  30. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how to prepare for a tornado? (Canoe Jokes)
  31. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe explain to me how to be safe during a tornado? (Canoe Jokes)
  32. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe explain to me how to be survive a tornado? (Canoe Jokes)
  33. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe explain to me how a tornado watch? (Canoe Jokes)
  34. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe explain to me how a tornado warning? (Canoe Jokes)
  35. What did the tornado say to the car?… Do you want to go for a spin?
  36. How does a tornado tell time?… It checks the tornado watch.
  37. What do you call a superhero in a tornado?… Thor-nado.
  38. The President was injured in a tornado… Thankfully his spin-doctor was close by.
  39. What did one lightening bolt say to the other lightening bolt?… You’re shocking! (Weather Jokes)
  40. Why do tornadoes zigzag?… They’re dizzy.
  41. What do you call a tornado that never touches down?… A tornadon’t.
  42. Did you hear about the tornado that married a cloud?… The wedding was a whirlwind! (Marriage Jokes)
  43. How do tornadoes exercise?… They go to spin class.
  44. A tornado just blew off 25% of my roof… Oof.
  45. Did you guys hear about the chicken farmer who had a tornado go throw the birds’ shelter?… He’s afraid he’ll never be able to recoup his losses.
  46. Did you hear about the new movie about tornadoes?… There’s a big twist at the end.
  47. The Worst Natural Disaster Election: So, all the natural disasters took a vote to see which one was the worst. Hurricane blew the others away. Earthquake shook things up pretty badly. Flooding was a bit of a wash. Blizzard almost buried the rest. Sinkhole’s campaign totally collapsed. Meteor made a deep impact. But in the end, Avalanche won by a landslide. (Election Jokes)
  48. What did the tornado tell his son when his son faced a hardship?… Just suck it up.
  49. What’s the difference between me and a tornado?… A tornado can pick up girls.
  50. Three girls were being executed. The first girl was getting ready to be shot. The guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Tornado! Tornado!!” The guard turned around she escaped. The second girl was being executed the guard yelled,”Ready aim-” She yelled, “Hurricane!! Hurricane!!” The guard turned around she was gone. The 3rd girl was being executed the guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Fire!! Fire!”
  51. What do you call it when the North Atlantic Treaty Organization falls apart?… A tor-NATO.
  52. What do you call a tired tornado?… Winded.
  53. Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio. Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.
  54. A powerful tornado tore through our town last night. So far, eight bodies have been found. Plot twister… It only damaged the graveyard.
  55. What’s the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?… The Cowboys stadium, the only place there’ll never be a touchdown.
  56. What is similar about Christmas and tornado season?… You have a tree in your living room.
  57. Why did the tornado cross the road?… To get the road to the other side.
  58. A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he’s asking for our help… He heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting.
  59. How do tornadoes force others to do things?… It twists their arm.
  60. What did tornado say to it’s annoying twin?… Sigh, clone.
  61. What’s the difference between me and a tornado?… A tornado can pick up a date.
  62. What’s the difference between a Tornado, and a divorce in the south?… Nothing. Somebody is losing a trailer.
  63. What does a tornado do to it’s prom date on the dance floor?… Spins them around.
  64. Three boys were being executed. The first girl was getting ready to be shot. The guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Tornado! Tornado!!” The guard turned around she escaped. The second girl was being executed the guard yelled,”Ready aim-” She yelled, “Hurricane!! Hurricane!!” The guard turned around she was gone. The 3rd girl was being executed the guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Fire!! Fire!”
  65. Three women were being executed. The first girl was getting ready to be shot. The guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Tornado! Tornado!!” The guard turned around she escaped. The second girl was being executed the guard yelled,”Ready aim-” She yelled, “Hurricane!! Hurricane!!” The guard turned around she was gone. The 3rd girl was being executed the guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Fire!! Fire!”
  66. How ironic, a tornado tore through Miss Oklahoma’s vegetable patch the day after she was crowned Miss America… She actually got whirled peas.
  67. Did you hear about that colony that got destroyed by the tornadoes?… It was very unsettling.
  68. What does a divorce and a tornado in Tennessee have in common?… They both mean someone’s fixing to lose a trailer.
  69. What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?… Catch my drift.
  70. Why did the mad scientist deliberately create a huge fire tornado?… Some people just want to watch the whirled burn.
  71. Three men were being executed. The first girl was getting ready to be shot. The guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Tornado! Tornado!!” The guard turned around she escaped. The second girl was being executed the guard yelled,”Ready aim-” She yelled, “Hurricane!! Hurricane!!” The guard turned around she was gone. The 3rd girl was being executed the guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Fire!! Fire!”
  72. What do you call a cool tornado?… A torna-dope.
  73. Why didn’t the tornado need a bottle opener?… It was a twist-off bottle cap.
  74. What’s a tornado’s favorite play in basketball?… The Tornado Alley-oop.
  75. What did the tornado say to the other that was complaining?… Suck it up.
  76. What do you call it when a tornado messes up your secret plans?… A plot twist.
  77. What kind of tornado loves iceberg lettuce?… A wedge tornado.
  78. How do tornadoes choose a location?… By spinning the wheel.
  79. Why do tornadoes like unpleasant stories?… They’re twisted.
  80. What’s a tornado’s favorite song?… All I Do Is Wind.
  81. What did one tornado say to the other?… I’ve got my eye on you.
  82. What did the tornado say to the other tornado?… You turn me on.
  83. Why did the tornado take a break?… It was out of wind.
  84. Which tornadoes are the most refreshing?… F5 tornadoes.
  85. What does a tornado in Texas and a divorce have in common?… Either way someones losing a trailer.
  86. What type of storm tears things apart?… A tornado.
  87. Why was the man killed by a tornado?… He heard that tornadoes kill less people than a common flu and went out for a walk.
  88. What’s the difference between me and a tornado?… A tornado can pick up boys.
  89. What do tornados in Kentucky and divorces in Kentucky have in common?… Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer
  90. My home was wrecked by a tornado taking my PC with it, I found the thing covered in glass and everything was unsalvageable aside from a stick of ram… At least I have the memory of it.
  91. Where do you go if there is a tornado outside and a fire in your building?… Depends on your religion, I guess.
  92. I don’t know why everyone is afraid of an F5 tornado… It’s just a refreshing breeze!
  93. I heard a tornado hit Texas… …and did millions of dollars worth of improvements.
  94. Did you hear about the tornado that hit the trailer court in Little Rock?… It destroyed the Governor’s mansion.
  95. What does a tornado do to it’s date on the dance floor?… Spins them around.
  96. What do you call a tornado that splits?… A torn-ado.
  97. Did you know that tornadoes can displace shellfish?… Apparently the locals in danger areas are able to identify oncoming bad weather due to the shellfish preceding it… They call it the clam before the storm.
  98. So a tornado tore through a trailor park, and caused 1000s of dollars of… …improvements.
  99. Why can’t we just nuke tornadoes?… That way nobody will die from the tornado.
  100. The tornado may have taken my house but I found it very refreshing… It was an F5!