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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cheese jokes.
- Where does a round flatbread covered in cheese and tomato sauce with a radius of z and a depth of a get it’s name from?… Pizza. (Pizza Jokes)
- Members of the archery club sometime meet at the cheese shop… Just to shoot the Bries. (Archery Jokes)
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho Cheese! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
- Why did no one laugh at the frozen yogurts jokes?… They were a little cheesy! (Ice Cream Jokes)
- Did you know you can borrow cheese from the bank in Utah?… It’s called a Provo-loan. (Utah Jokes)
- Why is cheddar popcorn such a terrible joke?… It’s both corny and cheesy. (Popcorn Jokes)
- A hurricane just blew the roof off the local cheese factory…. De Brie is everywhere! (Hurricane Jokes)
- What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby! (Music Jokes & Pizza Jokes)
- Which is the most religious cheese?… Swiss, because it is holy.
- What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss!!! (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
- What did the pasta say to the cheese?… It’s grate to meet you! (Pasta Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
- What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes)
- Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses?… R’n’Brie.
- What do sharks order at McDonalds?… A quarter flounder with cheese! (Fast Food Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
- When can you not see cheese?… When it’s brie-hind you or pasteurised.
- Which cheese do pirates prefer?… Ched-ARRR
- What did the cheese say to the significant other? “We look gouda to-feta.”
- What’s the cheesiest line in Shakespeare?… “To brie, or not to brie, that is the question!”
- Why doesn’t cheddar like to party with crackers?… Someone always cuts the cheese.
- What is Tom Hanks’ favorite soft cheese?… Philadelphia. (Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
- When should you go on a cheese diet?… If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
- If pizza could talk what would it say?… Probably lots of cheesy things. (Pizza Jokes)
- There’s that man in Utah that makes cheese all by himself… They call him the Provo Lone guy. (Utah Jokes)
- The French cheese factory was affected by an earthquake… Only de brie was left. (Cheese Jokes / Bastille Day Jokes / World Geography Jokes / Earthquake Jokes)
- What do cheese makers dance to on Halloween?… The muenster mash!
- Have you heard the new quesadilla joke?… Never mind, its too cheesy! (Taco Jokes)
- When do they smother a taco in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Taco Jokes)
- How do you get a mouse to smile?… Say cheese! (Smile Jokes & Animal Jokes for Kids)
- What is Barliman Butterbur’s favorite cheese?… Bree! (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
- What did the school put on the bagels for breakfast on Halloween?… Scream cheese. (Bagel Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
- When shouldn’t you believe a word your cheese is saying?… When it’s too Gouda to be true.
- What kind of cheese do rodents like?… Mousearella.
- Do you want to hear a pizza joke?… Never mind it’s too cheesey. (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
- When should you keep an eye on your cheese?… When it’s up to no Gouda.
- Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics?… It fell at the final curdle.
- What did the Cheese salesman say?… That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
- Which search engine is popular amongst mice?… Ask Cheese.
- What do you call a giant monster made of cheese?… Gorgonzilla
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about cheese?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good cheese knock-knock joke?
- How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco de Mayo, you ask?… That’s nacho business! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
- What did the teenage cheese yell at its parents?… Leave me provolone!
- What did the cheese say to his boss when he quit?… I’m leaving this place! I’m feta up!
- What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?… All that was left was de brie.
- What did the pepperoni say to the cheese?… “Slice to meat you!”
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good cheese knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Why did the cheese refuse to be cut?… It had grater plans for life.
- What did the cheese do with a Kleenex?… It bleu its nose.
- What’s the cheesiest channel on TV?… Brie-Brie C.