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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cheese jokes.
  2. Where does a round flatbread covered in cheese and tomato sauce with a radius of z and a depth of a get it’s name from?… Pizza. (Pizza Jokes)
  3. Members of the archery club sometime meet at the cheese shop… Just to shoot the Bries. (Archery Jokes)
  4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho Cheese! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  5. Why did no one laugh at the frozen yogurts jokes?… They were a little cheesy! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  6. Did you know you can borrow cheese from the bank in Utah?… It’s called a Provo-loan. (Utah Jokes)
  7. Why is cheddar popcorn such a terrible joke?… It’s both corny and cheesy. (Popcorn Jokes)
  8. A hurricane just blew the roof off the local cheese factory…. De Brie is everywhere! (Hurricane Jokes)
  9. What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby! (Music Jokes & Pizza Jokes)
  10. Which is the most religious cheese?… Swiss, because it is holy.
  11. What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss!!! (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
  12. What did the pasta say to the cheese?… It’s grate to meet you! (Pasta Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  13. What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes)
  14. Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses?… R’n’Brie.
  15. What do sharks order at McDonalds?… A quarter flounder with cheese! (Fast Food Jokes Cheese Jokes)
  16. When can you not see cheese?… When it’s brie-hind you or pasteurised.
  17. Which cheese do pirates prefer?… Ched-ARRR
  18. What did the cheese say to the significant other? “We look gouda to-feta.”
  19. What’s the cheesiest line in Shakespeare?… “To brie, or not to brie, that is the question!”
  20. Why doesn’t cheddar like to party with crackers?… Someone always cuts the cheese.
  21. What is Tom Hanks’ favorite soft cheese?… Philadelphia. (Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  22. When should you go on a cheese diet?… If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
  23. If pizza could talk what would it say?… Probably lots of cheesy things. (Pizza Jokes)
  24. There’s that man in Utah that makes cheese all by himself… They call him the Provo Lone guy. (Utah Jokes)
  25. The French cheese factory was affected by an earthquake… Only de brie was left. (Cheese Jokes / Bastille Day Jokes / World Geography Jokes / Earthquake Jokes)
  26. What do cheese makers dance to on Halloween?… The muenster mash!
  27. Have you heard the new quesadilla joke?… Never mind, its too cheesy! (Taco Jokes)
  28. When do they smother a taco in cheese?… In best queso scenario. (Taco Jokes)
  29. How do you get a mouse to smile?… Say cheese! (Smile Jokes & Animal Jokes for Kids)
  30. What is Barliman Butterbur’s favorite cheese?… Bree! (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  31. What did the school put on the bagels for breakfast on Halloween?… Scream cheese. (Bagel Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  32. When shouldn’t you believe a word your cheese is saying?… When it’s too Gouda to be true.
  33. What kind of cheese do rodents like?… Mousearella.
  34. Do you want to hear a pizza joke?… Never mind it’s too cheesey. (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  35. When should you keep an eye on your cheese?… When it’s up to no Gouda.
  36. Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics?… It fell at the final curdle.
  37. What did the Cheese salesman say?… That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
  38. Which search engine is popular amongst mice?… Ask Cheese.
  39. What do you call a giant monster made of cheese?… Gorgonzilla
  40. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about cheese?
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good cheese knock-knock joke?
  42. How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco de Mayo, you ask?… That’s nacho business! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
  43. What did the teenage cheese yell at its parents?… Leave me provolone!
  44. What did the cheese say to his boss when he quit?… I’m leaving this place! I’m feta up!
  45. What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?… All that was left was de brie.
  46. What did the pepperoni say to the cheese?… “Slice to meat you!”
  47. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good cheese knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  48. Why did the cheese refuse to be cut?… It had grater plans for life.
  49. What did the cheese do with a Kleenex?… It bleu its nose.
  50. What’s the cheesiest channel on TV?… Brie-Brie C.