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  1. What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
  2. Why did Jabba win the pizza eating contest?… Because no one outpizzas the Hutt. (Pizza Jokes)
  3. What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?… “Order 66!” (Star Wars Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
  4. I just bought pizza at the grocery store… didn’t think Little Caesar’s was appropriate on the ides of March. (Pizza Jokes)
  5. A pizza has a radius z and thickness a. Its volume is pizza (or pi*z*z*a) (Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
  6. What do you call pizza, pop, and popcorn?… An alliterated lunch. (Popcorn Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  7. Want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy. (Cheese Jokes)
  8. I burned 2,000 calories today…. I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven! (Napping Jokes)
  9. I have been trying to write a new pizza joke… But I can’t work out the delivery.
  10. How do you fix a broken pizza?… With tomato paste.
  11. What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby! (Music Jokes)
  12. What do you call a sleeping pizza? … a piZZZZZZa. (Napping Jokes)
  13. What do you call a sleepy Dad getting pizza for his kids?… Papa Yawns! (Dad Jokes)
  14. “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”… “No sir, it will be round!” (Pi Day Jokes & Geometry Jokes)
  15. How are you celebrating the Ides of March?… Little Caesars! (Ides of March Jokes)
  16. What is the official restaurant of the Ides of March?… Little Caesars! (Ides of March Jokes)
  17. Why buy our pizza?… We knead the dough.
  18. Did you hear about the Italian man who pasta way?… Now he’s a pizza history! (Pasta Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  19. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day.. I should have cooked it on aloha temperature. (Hawaii Jokes)
  20. What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?… Slice to meet you.
  21. Yeah, I am into fitness… Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.
  22. What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?… “You don’t pepper-own me.” …and what did the delivery guy say in reply? “Hey now, don’t get saucy.”
  23. If pizza could talk what would it say?… Probably lots of cheesy things. (Cheese Jokes)
  24. What’s the difference between a bad pizza joke and a good one?… The delivery.
  25. What do you call it when someone spreads germs all over your pizza?… Little Sneezers. (Doctor Jokes)
  26. What did the pepperoni say to the cheese?… “Slice to meat you!” (Cheese Jokes)
  27. What type of person doesn’t like pizza?… A weir-dough.
  28. When can a pizza marry a hot dog … After they have a very frank relationship! (Hot Dog Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  29. What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?… “Order 66!” (Star Wars Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
  30. Why did the man go into the pizza business?… He wanted to make some dough. (Labor Day Jokes)
  31. Why did the topping leave the pizza dough?… Because it was too kneady!
  32. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Pizza…. Pizza, who?… Pizza on earth, good will toward men! (Christmas Jokes)
  33. Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?… He pastaway… Now he’s just a pizza history. (Pasta Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  34. Why did Jabba win the pizza contest?… Because no one outpizzas the Hutt. (Star Wars Jokes)
  35. What is a dog’s favorite pizza?… PUParonni! (Dog Jokes)
  36. My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat…They really knead the dough! (Labor Day Jokes)
  37. What did the boss say to the pizza during their meeting?… There’s mushroom for improvement.
  38. If you can’t decide on what kind of pizza to get… you’re indeSLICEsive!
  39. Did you hear about the pizza place on the moon? Great pizza, but no atmosphere!
  40. Why did the man cut his pizza with a smartphone? It’s cutting edge technology.
  41. What did the pepperoni say to the cook?… You wanna pizza me? (Boxing Jokes)
  42. I’m going to open a restaurant that only serves crabs and pizza… I’ll call it the Crust Station.
  43. You wanna piece of me tough guy?… At yeast let me explain.
  44. Wood fired pizza?… How’s pizza gonna get a job now?
  45. Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death? As he was finishing eating, she asked “Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?” (Boxing Jokes)
  46. You order one pizza and you love it. Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread. Before you know it, you’re eating pizzas for every meal and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don’t get one… That’s the domino effect… (Psychology Jokes)
  47. The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza parlor… He says, “Make me one with everything.”
  48. What is Homer Simpson’s favorite part of a pizza?… The Doh.
  49. I like how my local pizza place cuts my pizza into 6 slices instead of 8… I can’t finish 8 slices. (Math Jokes for Teachers)
  50. What is the best thing to put in a pizza?… Teeth. (Dentist Jokes)
  51. Why don’t Macedonians like pizza?… Too much Greece. (World Geography Jokes)
  52. What kind of cheese do hairdressers like on their pizza?… Perm-asan!
  53. What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza? “Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!
  54. What did the pizza say when it went out on a date?… “I never sausage a beautiful face.” (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  55. Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?… Because they kneaded the dough!
  56. What does an aardvark like on its pizza?… Ant-chovies. (Animal Jokes)
  57. What do you call a fake pizza?… A pepperphony pizza!
  58. How do you get the college grad off your front porch?… Pay for the pizza! (College Jokes)
  59. A pizza has a radius z and thickness a. Its volume is pizza (or pizz*a) (Pi Day Jokes)
  60. How do you get a philosophy major off of your front porch?… Pay him for the pizza.
  61. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore. When you suddenly squeal ’cause you stepped on an eel that’s a moray. (Full Moon Jokes)
  62. Why did the hipster burn his mouth while eating his pizza?… He ate it way before it was cool.
  63. Where do pepperonis go on vacation?… The Leaning Tower of Pizza. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  64. My Hawaiin Pizza is burnt… They need to cook it at aloha temperature.
  65. What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?… “You don’t pepper-own me.”. …and what did the delivery guy say in reply?… “Hey now, don’t get saucy.”
  66. What pizza do dogs eat?… Puperoni. 
  67. What does an anteater like on his pizza?… Ant-chovies.
  68. What does a  pizza say when it wants to cuddle?… Fold me close.
  69. Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?… Because he’s such a fungi!
  70. What did the person say after eating a frozen pizza?… Well, that wasn’t very well thawed out!
  71. What does a pizza wear to smell good?… Calzogne.
  72. What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?… “Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
  73. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?… Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream. (Turkey Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  74. What’s the difference between an artist and a pizza?… A pizza can feed a family. (Art Jokes)
  75. What does a pizza wear to smell good?… Calzogne.
  76. What shoes do pizzas wear?… Yeastys!
  77. I tried to make a joke about pizza. But it was too cheesy.  
  78. What’s the difference between two 10″ pizzas and one 14″ pizza?… One pi. (Pi Day Jokes)
  79. Today, a friend of mine had to go to the hospital because he ate a pizza… My pizza.
  80.  How’s pizza gonna get a job now?… I am a little ambivalent about pizza. On the upside, it has some great toppings. On the downside, it doesn’t.  
  81. What did the pizza maker say before robbing a bank?… “I may love making pizza, but I still knead the dough.”  (Police Jokes)
  82. Now is the best time ever to order delivery pizza and to use that movie from Home Alone when they show up… Leave it on the doorstep and get the heck outta here you filthy animal!  
  83. A man has been found dead at the pizza parlor He was covered in ham, pineapple, onions, mushrooms, bell pepper, ground beef, pepperoni and four cheeses. Police are saying he topped himself off.  (Police Jokes)
  84. Why did the man go into the pizza business?… He wanted to make some dough.
  85. What do you call it when pizza gives you the runs?… Pizzeria.  
  86. Why did the boat made of dough, covered in mozarella and sauce not sail very well?… It was a pizza ship.  
  87. Every time a pizza man has come to the door they’ve noticed the smell of the last pizza man and thus I’ve had to kill them… An unfortunate Domino effect.  
  88. What do you call a pit stop that sells crabs and pizza?… A crust station!
  89. Why did the pizza go into business?… He wanted to make some dough!
  90. What does Dr Who eat with their pizza?… Dalek bread! 
  91. Absolutely livid. I bought a Hawaiian pizza for lunch and I’ve just burned it. Should’ve cooked it on aloha temperature. (Hawaii Jokes)
  92. A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today. The man who uncovered it says, “It’s a pizza of our pasta.”
  93. What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza? “Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
  94. Where do pepperonis go on vacation? The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
  95. What’s the difference between pizza and pizza jokes? Pizza jokes can’t be topped.
  96. Why do restaurants put pizza in square boxes? Because they don’t cut corners.
  97. What is a pizza’s favorite movie? Pie Hard.
  98. To teach my kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner… They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state.
  99. Want to hear a pizza joke?… I can’t tell you, it’s too cheesy.
  100. What did the parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella?… Sorry but I am too mature for you.
  101. What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?…Cheesus Chrust. 
  102. What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas Eve?…Cheesus Chrust.