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More Pizza Jokes…

  1. What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
  2. Want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy. (Cheese Jokes)
  3. How do you fix a broken pizza?… With tomato paste.
  4. What do you call a sleeping pizza? … a piZZZZZZa. (Napping Jokes)
  5. What does an aardvark like on its pizza?… Ant-chovies. (Animal Jokes)
  6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Pizza…. Pizza, who?… Pizza on earth, good will toward men! (Christmas Jokes)
  7. How do you get the college grad off your front porch?… Pay for the pizza! (College Jokes)
  8. Why did the man go into the pizza business?… He wanted to make some dough.
  9. “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”… “No sir, it will be round!” (Pi Day Jokes)
  10. What is a dog’s favorite pizza?… PUParonni! (Dog Jokes)
  11. What did the pepperoni say to the cook?… You wanna pizza me? (Boxing Jokes)
  12. When can a pizza marry a hot dog … After they have a very frank relationship! (Top Hot Dog Jokes)
  13. Where do pepperonis go on vacation?… The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
  14. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?… Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream. (Turkey Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  15. A pizza has a radius z and thickness a. Its volume is pizza (or pizz*a) (Pi Day Jokes)