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More Pizza Jokes…
- What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
- Want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy. (Cheese Jokes)
- How do you fix a broken pizza?… With tomato paste.
- What do you call a sleeping pizza? … a piZZZZZZa. (Napping Jokes)
- What does an aardvark like on its pizza?… Ant-chovies. (Animal Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Pizza…. Pizza, who?… Pizza on earth, good will toward men! (Christmas Jokes)
- How do you get the college grad off your front porch?… Pay for the pizza! (College Jokes)
- Why did the man go into the pizza business?… He wanted to make some dough.
- “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”… “No sir, it will be round!” (Pi Day Jokes)
- What is a dog’s favorite pizza?… PUParonni! (Dog Jokes)
- What did the pepperoni say to the cook?… You wanna pizza me? (Boxing Jokes)
- When can a pizza marry a hot dog … After they have a very frank relationship! (Top Hot Dog Jokes)
- Where do pepperonis go on vacation?… The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
- What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?… Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream. (Turkey Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
- A pizza has a radius z and thickness a. Its volume is pizza (or pizz*a) (Pi Day Jokes)