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  1. What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
  2. Where do pizza makers go on vacation?… Orlandough, Florida. (Florida Jokes)
  3. Why did Jabba win the pizza eating contest?… Because no one outpizzas the Hutt. ((Star Wars Jokes)
  4. What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?… “Order 66!” (Star Wars Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
  5. I have been trying to write a new pizza joke… But I can’t work out the delivery.
  6. Want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy. (Cheese Jokes)
  7. “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”… “No sir, it will be round!” (Pi Day Jokes & Geometry Jokes)
  8. Why buy our pizza?… We knead the dough.
  9. What’s the difference between a bad pizza joke and a good one?… The delivery.
  10. I burned 2,000 calories today…. I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven! (Napping Jokes)
  11. What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby! (Music Jokes)
  12. What do you call a sleepy Dad getting pizza for his kids?… Papa Yawns! (Dad Jokes)
  13. Did you hear about the Italian man who pasta way?… Now he’s a pizza history! (Pasta Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  14. Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death?… As he was finishing eating, she asked “Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?” (Boxing Jokes)
  15. Did you hear about the pizza place on the moon?… Great pizza, but no atmosphere!
  16. My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat…They really knead the dough! (Labor Day Jokes)
  17. Why did the topping leave the pizza dough?… Because it was too kneady!
  18. What type of person doesn’t like pizza?… A weir-dough.
  19. If pizza could talk what would it say?… Probably lots of cheesy things. (Cheese Jokes)
  20. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day… I should have cooked it on aloha temperature. (Hawaii Jokes)
  21. You order one pizza and you love it. Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread. Before you know it, you’re eating pizzas for every meal and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don’t get one… That’s the domino effect… (Psychology Jokes)
  22. What is Homer Simpson’s favorite part of a pizza?… The Doh.
  23. How are you celebrating the Ides of March?… Little Caesars Pizza! (Ides of March Jokes)
  24. Why did the man go into the pizza business?… He wanted to make some dough. (Labor Day Jokes)
  25. What do you call it when someone spreads germs all over your pizza?… Little Sneezers. (Doctor Jokes)
  26. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about pizza?
  27. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore. When you suddenly squeal ’cause you stepped on an eel that’s a moray. (Full Moon Jokes)
  28. I am a little ambivalent about pizza… On the upside, it has some great toppings. On the downside, it doesn’t. 
  29. Today, a friend of mine had to go to the hospital because he ate a pizza… My pizza.
  30. When can a pizza marry a hot dog … After they have a very frank relationship! (Hot Dog Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  31. What do you call a sleeping pizza? … a piZZZZZZa. (Napping Jokes)
  32. If you can’t decide on what kind of pizza to get… you’re indeSLICEsive!
  33. What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?… Slice to meet you.
  34. How do you fix a broken pizza?… With tomato paste.
  35. Wood fired pizza?… How’s pizza gonna get a job now?
  36. (Labor Day Jokes)
  37. What does an aardvark like on its pizza?… Ant-chovies. (Animal Jokes)
  38. What kind of cheese do hairdressers like on their pizza?… Perm-asan!
  39. The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza parlor… He says, “Make me one with everything.”
  40. What is the best thing to put in a pizza?… Teeth. (Dentist Jokes)
  41. What’s the difference between two 10″ pizzas and one 14″ pizza?… One pi. (Pi Day Jokes)
  42. What do you call pizza, pop, and popcorn?… An alliterated lunch. (Popcorn Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  43. A pizza has a radius z and thickness a… It’s volume is pizza (or pi*z*z*a) (Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
  44. I just bought pizza at the grocery store… didn’t think Little Caesar’s was appropriate on the ides of March. (Pizza Jokes)
  45. I tried to make a joke about pizza… But it was too cheesy.  
  46. Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?… Because he’s such a fungi!
  47. What do you call a fake pizza?… A pepperphony pizza!
  48. What is the official restaurant of the Ides of March?… Little Caesars! (Ides of March Jokes)
  49. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good pizza knock-knock joke?
  50. Yeah, I am into fitness… Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.