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- What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
- Where do pizza makers go on vacation?… Orlandough, Florida. (Florida Jokes)
- Why did Jabba win the pizza eating contest?… Because no one outpizzas the Hutt. ((Star Wars Jokes)
- What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?… “Order 66!” (Star Wars Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
- I have been trying to write a new pizza joke… But I can’t work out the delivery.
- Want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy. (Cheese Jokes)
- “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”… “No sir, it will be round!” (Pi Day Jokes & Geometry Jokes)
- Why buy our pizza?… We knead the dough.
- What’s the difference between a bad pizza joke and a good one?… The delivery.
- I burned 2,000 calories today…. I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven! (Napping Jokes)
- What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby! (Music Jokes)
- What do you call a sleepy Dad getting pizza for his kids?… Papa Yawns! (Dad Jokes)
- Did you hear about the Italian man who pasta way?… Now he’s a pizza history! (Pasta Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
- Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death?… As he was finishing eating, she asked “Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?” (Boxing Jokes)
- Did you hear about the pizza place on the moon?… Great pizza, but no atmosphere!
- My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat…They really knead the dough! (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why did the topping leave the pizza dough?… Because it was too kneady!
- What type of person doesn’t like pizza?… A weir-dough.
- If pizza could talk what would it say?… Probably lots of cheesy things. (Cheese Jokes)
- I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day… I should have cooked it on aloha temperature. (Hawaii Jokes)
- You order one pizza and you love it. Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread. Before you know it, you’re eating pizzas for every meal and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don’t get one… That’s the domino effect… (Psychology Jokes)
- What is Homer Simpson’s favorite part of a pizza?… The Doh.
- How are you celebrating the Ides of March?… Little Caesars Pizza! (Ides of March Jokes)
- Why did the man go into the pizza business?… He wanted to make some dough. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What do you call it when someone spreads germs all over your pizza?… Little Sneezers. (Doctor Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about pizza?
- When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore. When you suddenly squeal ’cause you stepped on an eel that’s a moray. (Full Moon Jokes)
- I am a little ambivalent about pizza… On the upside, it has some great toppings. On the downside, it doesn’t.
- Today, a friend of mine had to go to the hospital because he ate a pizza… My pizza.
- When can a pizza marry a hot dog … After they have a very frank relationship! (Hot Dog Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- What do you call a sleeping pizza? … a piZZZZZZa. (Napping Jokes)
- If you can’t decide on what kind of pizza to get… you’re indeSLICEsive!
- What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?… Slice to meet you.
- How do you fix a broken pizza?… With tomato paste.
- Wood fired pizza?… How’s pizza gonna get a job now?
- (Labor Day Jokes)
- What does an aardvark like on its pizza?… Ant-chovies. (Animal Jokes)
- What kind of cheese do hairdressers like on their pizza?… Perm-asan!
- The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza parlor… He says, “Make me one with everything.”
- What is the best thing to put in a pizza?… Teeth. (Dentist Jokes)
- What’s the difference between two 10″ pizzas and one 14″ pizza?… One pi. (Pi Day Jokes)
- What do you call pizza, pop, and popcorn?… An alliterated lunch. (Popcorn Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
- A pizza has a radius z and thickness a… It’s volume is pizza (or pi*z*z*a) (Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
- I just bought pizza at the grocery store… didn’t think Little Caesar’s was appropriate on the ides of March. (Pizza Jokes)
- I tried to make a joke about pizza… But it was too cheesy.
- Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?… Because he’s such a fungi!
- What do you call a fake pizza?… A pepperphony pizza!
- What is the official restaurant of the Ides of March?… Little Caesars! (Ides of March Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good pizza knock-knock joke?
- Yeah, I am into fitness… Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.