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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pizza jokes?
- What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
- Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy. (Cheese Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a bad pizza joke and a good one?… The delivery.
- Customer: “Waiter, will my pizza be long?” Waiter: “No sir, it will be round!” (Pi Day Jokes & Geometry Jokes)
- What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?… “Order 66!” (Star Wars Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
- The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza parlor… He says, “Make me one with everything.”
- I have been trying to write a new pizza joke… But I can’t work out the delivery.
- What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby! (Music Jokes)
- Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death?… As he was finishing eating, she asked “Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?” (Boxing Jokes)
- Where do pizza makers go on vacation?… Orlandough, Florida. (Florida Jokes)
- Why buy our pizza?… We knead the dough.
- Why did Jabba win the pizza eating contest?… Because no one outpizzas the Hutt. (Star Wars Jokes)
- Did you hear about the Italian man who pasta way?… Now he’s a pizza history! (Pasta Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
- What did the person say after eating a frozen pizza?… Well, that wasn’t very well thawed out! (Winter Jokes)
- How are you celebrating the Ides of March?… Little Caesars Pizza! (Ides of March Jokes)
- Why don’t Macedonians like pizza?… Too much Greece. (World Geography Jokes)
- Wood fired pizza?… How’s pizza gonna get a job now? (Labor Day Jokes)
- Where does a round flatbread covered in cheese and tomato sauce with a radius of z and a depth of a get it’s name from?… Pizza. (Cheese Jokes)
- When can a pizza marry a hot dog … After they have a very frank relationship! (Hot Dog Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- Yeah, I am into fitness… Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.
- If you can’t decide on what kind of pizza to get… you’re indeSLICEsive!
- I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day… I should have cooked it on aloha temperature. (Hawaii Jokes)
- Did you hear about the pizza place on the moon?… Great pizza, but no atmosphere! (Full Moon Jokes)
- I burned 2,000 calories today…. I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven! (Napping Jokes)
- What do you call a sleepy Dad getting pizza for his kids?… Papa Yawns! (Dad Jokes)
- I tried to make a joke about pizza… But it was too cheesy.
- My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat…They really knead the dough! (Labor Day Jokes)
- What do you call it when someone spreads germs all over your pizza?… Little Sneezers. (Doctor Jokes)
- What is Homer Simpson’s favorite part of a pizza?… The Doh.
- What is the official restaurant of the Ides of March?… Little Caesars! (Ides of March Jokes)
- What do you call a fake pizza?… A pepperphony pizza!
- How do you fix a broken pizza?… With tomato paste.
- Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?… Pizza Hutt. (Star Wars Jokes)
- Today, a friend of mine had to go to the hospital because he ate a pizza… My pizza! (Doctor Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe hand me a slice of pizza? (Canoe Jokes)
- What kind of cheese do hairdressers like on their pizza?… Perm-asan! (Barber Jokes)
- What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?… Slice to meet you.
- What is the best thing to put in a pizza?… Teeth. (Dentist Jokes)
- What is a dog’s favorite pizza?… PUParonni! (Dog Jokes)
- Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?… Because he’s such a fungi!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe pick up some pizza on your way home from work? (Canoe Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- What type of person doesn’t like pizza?… A weir-dough.
- What is a pizza’s favorite movie?… Pie Hard. (Movie Jokes & Pie Jokes)
- You order one pizza and you love it. Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread. Before you know it, you’re eating pizzas for every meal and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don’t get one… That’s the domino effect… (Psychology Jokes)
- What did the pepperoni say to the cook?… You wanna pizza me? (Boxing Jokes)
- Why did the boat made of dough, covered in mozarella and sauce not sail very well?… It was a pizza ship.
- What did the pizza say when it went out on a date?… “I never sausage a beautiful face.” (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- A man has been found dead at the pizza parlor He was covered in ham, pineapple, onions, mushrooms, bell pepper, ground beef, pepperoni and four cheeses… Police are saying he topped himself off. (Police Jokes)
- What do you call a sleeping pizza? … a piZZZZZZa. (Napping Jokes)