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- Pi Day…. Come to think of it, we wouldn’t mind celebrating forever.
- Simple as 3.141592…
- A bakery can only calculate the size of circular cakes… if their pie are squared.
- Don’t let advanced math intimidate you!… It’s as easy as pi!
- I love pie… I could eat it 22/7.
- What is a bees favorite shape?… A Rhom-buzz, of course.
**(Pi Day Jokes & Math Jokes)** - The local pie shop almost never closes… It’s 22/7.
*(**Pie Jokes**)* - What is the official animal of Pi Day?… The pi-thon.
*(**Snake Jokes**)* - The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi!
*(**Knight Jokes**)* - Why do people get excited about Pi Day?… I don’t know, it’s completely irrational.
- Never talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.
- What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi!
*(Pie Jokes &*)*Math Jokes for Teachers* - If March 14th is really Pi Day… it will never end.
*(Top 10 March Jokes)* - Apologies, but most of these pi jokes are about being irrational.
*(Psychology Jokes)* - Did you know my math teacher is from Ireland?… He is “Pi” – rish!
*(*)*St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers* - Kiss me, I’m Pirish!
*(*)*St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers* - In Alaska, where temperatures get below freezing, pi is only 3.00. After all, everything shrinks in the cold.
*(Alaska Jokes)* - A pizza has a radius z and thickness a. Its volume is pizza (or pi*z*z*a)
*(Pizza Jokes)* - Why is Pi so lucky in love?… Because its love is infinite and non-repeating.
- Pi had its driver’s license revoked because it didn’t know when to stop.
*(Car Jokes)* **Teacher:**What is the area of a circle?**Students:**Pi r squared.**Teacher:**No. Pie are round. Cake are squared.- What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert?… Apple pi.
*(Apple Pie Jokes)* - My math teacher watched Life of Pi for the first time… She gave it 3.14 stars. (Movie Jokes)
- What do you get when you cut a jack o’lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi!
**(**&*Halloween Jokes*)*Pumpkin Jokes* - How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?… 3.14.
**(***Pie Jokes**& Ice Cream Jokes)* - How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265.
**(Pi Day Jokes & Chocolate Jokes)** - “Waiter, will my pizza pie be long?”… “No sir, it will be round!”
*(**Pizza Jokes for Kids**)* - The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.” The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”
*(Pie Jokes & Cake Jokes)* - What’s the ideal way to serve pi?… A la mode! Anything less is mean.
**(***Pie Jokes**& Ice Cream Jokes*) - What do you call two guys who love math and Pi Day?… Algebros.
*(Algebra Jokes)* - 3.14 in the mirror reads ‘PIE.’
- Statistics show that 3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
*(**Pirate Jokes**)* - A math teacher saw the movie American Pie… She gave it 3.14 stars.
*(Movie Jokes)* - My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face… It was an irrational decision.
- I hate all these Pi jokes… They go on forever.
- What do you get when you take green cheese & divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon Pi
*(**Full Moon Jokes**)* - Can you recite pi?… Apple, peach, blueberry, pumpkin, pecan…
*(Apple Pie Jokes)* - How many calories are there in that slice of chocolate pi?… Approximately 3.14. (Pie Jokes)
- What do teachers from Georgia like to eat for dessert?… Peach pi. (Georgia Jokes)
- What’s the best way to visualize infinity?… With a pi chart!
- What famous private investigator solves math problem?… Magnum PI.
- What do you get when a bunch of sheep stand in a circle?… Shepard’s pi.
*(Farming Jokes)* - How many bakers does it take to bake a pi?… 3.14.
- I just saw the movie American Pi. I gave it a rating of 3.14.
*(**Movie Jokes**)* - The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends. (Pie Jokes)
- Come to the nerd side. We have pi.
- Having an argument with pi… just goes around in circles.
- What is 1/2 of pi?… 1.57. (Pie Jokes)
- What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Pi in the sky.
- Who do mathematicians like to follow?… The “Pi” ed Piper. (Pie Jokes)
- What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?… A cow pi. (Pie Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?… 3.14.
*(**Pie Jokes**)* - The moon’s not made of cheese… It’s a pi in the sky!
*(**Pie Jokes**&*)*Cheese Jokes* - If you ask a scientist what pi is, he’ll tell you it equals 3.14159. If you ask a mathematician, he’ll tell you pi equals the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter. If you ask an engineer, he’ll say “Pi? Well, it’s about 3, but we’ll call it 4 just to be safe.” But if you ask a kid, he’ll ask if he can have ice cream with it.
*(Ice Cream Jokes)* - Why shouldn’t you eat too much pi?… You’ll end up with a big circumference.
*(Pie Jokes)* - What did pi say to its partner?… Stop being so irrational.
- What TV show can help you grasp infinite numbers?… Magnum P.I.
- Why isn’t pi on Twitter?… Because even 280 characters isn’t enough to express itself.
- What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 feet long?… A pithon.
*(**Snake Jokes**)* - What did pi say in a spat with its spouse?… You’re being irrational.
- What kind of snake does your math teacher own?… A pi-thon.
*(Snake Jokes)* - Why did pi have its driver’s license revoked?… Because it didn’t know when to stop.
- What is a mathematician’s favorite snake?… A pi-thon.
*(Snake Jokes)* - What is 1.57?… Half a pie.
*(Pie Jokes)* - Why should you never talk to pi?… Because he’ll just go on forever.
- Remember not to eat too much pi—it will give you a large circumference.
*(Pie Jokes)* - Did you know my high school math teacher is from Ireland?… He is “Pi” – rish!
*(*)*St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers* - Did you know my college math professor is from Ireland?… He is “Pi” – rish!
*(*)*St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers* **Math**- Not all math puns are terrible. Just sum.
- Do you know any statistics jokes? Yeah, but they’re mean.
- Why is it tragic that parallel lines have so much in common?… Because they’ll never meet.
- Why should you never trust someone writing on graph paper?… Because they must be plotting something.
- Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?… He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
- Why did two fours skip dinner?… Because they already 8.
- Why do teenagers travel in groups of three?… Because they can’t even.
- Why couldn’t the angle get a loan? Because his parents wouldn’t cosine.
- Why don’t calculus majors throw house parties?… Because you should never drink and derive.
- How do you do math in your head?… Use imaginary numbers.
- Where do mathematicians party?… In bar graphs.
- Why do high school students travel in groups of three?… Because they can’t even.
- Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with his buddy the dime?… Because it had more cents.
- Who invented the Round Table?… Sir Cumference.
- Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing a river?… It was three feet deep on average.
- What do you call two guys who love math?… Algebros.
- Why don’t calculus majors throw house parties?… Because you should never drink and derive. (Beer Jokes)
- Don’t talk to circles—there’s no point!
- What did one math book say to the other? Leave me alone — I’ve got my own problems!
- What’s the best formula to get from point A to point B?… Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus.
- What did the triangle feel sorry for the circle?… Because it’s pointless.
- A farmer counted 196 cows in the field… But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
- How do mathematicians scold their children? “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”
- Why are circles so hot?… Because they are 360 degrees.
- Why was the math lecture so long?… Because the professor kept going off on a tangent.
- Why can math books be so depressing?… Because they’re filled with problems.
- Old mathematicians never die…. They just lose some of their functions.
- Did you hear the joke about the statistician?… Probably.
- What kind of math do you learn in English class?… Add-verbs and add-jectives. (Grammar Jokes)
- Where should you do your math homework?… On a multiplication table.
- When is math like poetry? When you do an in’verse variation. (Grammar Jokes)
- What do you call a number that can’t keep still?… A roamin’ numeral.
- Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out, “We got him!”
- Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?… To get to the same side.
- What happens when you put a root beer in a square glass?… It just becomes beer. (Beer Jokes)
- Why do middle school students travel in groups of three?… Because they can’t even.
- What’s the best way to woo a mathematician?… Use acute angle.
- Why do mathematicians like parks?… Because of all the natural logs.
- Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, “I’ll have a beer.” The second says, “I’ll have half a beer.” The third says, “I’ll have a quarter of a beer.” Before anyone else can speak, the barman fills up exactly two glasses of beer and serves them. “Come on, now,” he says to the group, “You guys have got to learn your limits.”
- Why does algebra make you a better dancer?… Because you can use algo-rhythm.
- Parallel lines have so much in common… It’s too bad they’ll never meet.
- Why should you never mention the number 288?… It’s two gross.
- Math is a part of nature. Especially geometry (gee I’m a tree.)