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More Dessert Jokes…

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best dessert jokes.
  2. What is a tornado’s favorite dessert?… Funnel cake! (Dessert Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  3. What is your favorite type of tree?… A pastry! (Tree Jokes)
  4. What did the croissant say to the other pastries as it’s being sold off?… I will never dessert you.
  5. Why were the pirates happy when they washed up on shore and saw cakes, pies, and ice cream?… It was a desserted island. (Dessert Jokes& Pirate Jokes)
  6. What kind of pastry do defensive backs eat before playing the big game?… Turnovers!
  7. What did the pie tell his significant other?… I will never dessert you.
  8. How can you tell if someone spiked your chocolate pie with alcohol?… The proof is in the pudding.
  9. What do you call a house with an ice-cream sundae on top?… Beats me… “Desserted!” (Ice Cream Jokes)
  10. Croissant Pun: Stressed is just “desserts” spelled backward. So, have a croissant!
  11. What did the croissant say to the other pastries as it’s being sold off?… I will never dessert you.
  12. Did you know you can’t eat ice cream in the military?… Apparently you get arrested for desserting. (Army Jokes / Navy Jokes / Air Force Jokes / Marine Jokes /Coast Guard Jokes)
  13. Why did the soldier stuff himself with ice cream? He was a desserter. (Army Jokes / Navy Jokes / Air Force Jokes / Marine Jokes /Coast Guard Jokes)
  14. An ice cream, a creme brulee, and a slice of cheesecake joined the army, but they abandoned their fellow soldiers on their first deployment They are wanted for dessertion. (Army Jokes / Navy Jokes / Air Force Jokes / Marine Jokes /Coast Guard Jokes)
  15. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about desserts?
  16. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good dessert knock-knock joke?
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good dessert knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  18. Why did the clock in the pastry shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  19. Why did the shipwrecked pirates get to eat cakes, Oreo cookies and pies when they washed up on shore?… It was a desserted island. (Pirate Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  20. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say when he was offered dessert?… “No thanks, I’m stuffed.”
  21. What dessert does Pooh always eat when he is empty?… Fluff! Pooh Bears are supposed to be stuffed with fluff! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  22. What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?… Sundays. (Ice Cream Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  23. I gave my girlfriend a cannoli for Valentine’s Day. When she asked why, I said, “I cannoli be happy when I’m with you.” (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  24. Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?… He’ll dessert you.
  25. What kind of pastry do defensive backs eat before playing the Super Bowl?… Turnovers! (Super Bowl Jokes)
  26. Why did the waitress say when Rick Astley asked to fast track his order of apple pie and vanilla ice cream?… I”m never gonna run around and dessert you.” (Apple Pie Jokes & Music Jokes)
  27. What did the math teacher have for dessert in the 1st day of school? favorite dessert?… Pi. (Dessert Jokes / Pi Day Jokes / Back to School Jokes for Kids)
  28. What kind of garden does a baker have?… A “flour” garden. (Flower Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  29. What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?… You get buttered up! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  30. What is the most popular summer dessert for teachers in Georgia?… Peach pi. (Georgia Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  31. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say when he was offered dessert?… “No thanks, I’m stuffed.” (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  32. What do cannibals eat for dessert?… Chocolate covered aunts. (Candy Jokes)
  33. What sort of pudding roams wild in the Alaska?… Moose. (Moose Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
  34. I became a baker, but it wasn’t a cakewalk, and I couldn’t make enough dough. They fired me after I left a cake out in the rain. (Labor Day Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  35. Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert?… Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
  36. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?… Peach gobbler! (Turkey Jokes)
  37. What do math teachers serve for dessert during the summer?… Pi. (Summer Jokes & Dessert Jokes)

Brownie Jokes / National Brownie Day Jokes

Cupcake Jokes

  1. Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (Baseball JokesSoftball Jokes)
  2. What did the cupcake say to the fork?… you want a piece of me?
  3. Why do we put candles on top of a cupcake?… Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
  4. What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy cupcake?… “What’s eating you?
  5. ”Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his cupcake?… Cause he was stuffed.
  6. Why did the man put the cupcake in the freezer?…  Because his wife told him to ice it!
  7. Why did the birthday cupcake go to the doctor?… Because it was feeling crumby!
  8. Why did the burglar break into the bakery?… Because he heard the cupcakes were rich.
  9. What do chickens serve at birthday parties?… Coop-cakes! (Egg Jokes for Kids)

Cake Jokes

  1. Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for your birthday.  (Birthday Jokes & Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. Teacher: Where is your homework? Student: I ate it. Teacher: Why?! Student: You said it was piece of cake! (Back to School Jokes)
  3. I became a baker, but it wasn’t a cakewalk, and I couldn’t make enough dough. They fired me after I left a cake out in the rain. (Labor Day Jokes & Cupcake Jokes)
  4. Why did you eat your homework?… Because I don’t have a dog.

Ice Cream Jokes

  1. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  2. What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream). (Field Trip Jokes for Kids & Ice Cream Jokes)
  3. If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle! (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
  4. What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt. (Mole Day Jokes)
  5. What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
  6. What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Fast Food Jokes)
  7. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?… Mice cream and cake! (Cat Jokes for Kids & Birthday Jokes for Kids)
  8. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream (Top Geography Jokes / Alaska Jokes for Kids / Cow Jokes for Kids)
  9. What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt. (Mole Day Jokes)