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More Dessert Jokes…

  1. What did the math teacher have for dessert in the 1st day of school? favorite dessert?… Pi. (Dessert Jokes / Pi Day Jokes / Back to School Jokes for Kids)
    What did Winnie-the-Pooh say when he was offered dessert?… “No thanks, I’m stuffed.” (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  2. What do cannibals eat for dessert?… Chocolate covered aunts. (Candy Jokes)
  3. I became a baker, but it wasn’t a cakewalk, and I couldn’t make enough dough. They fired me after I left a cake out in the rain. (Labor Day Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  4. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?… Peach gobbler! (Turkey Jokes)

Cupcake Jokes

  1. Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (Baseball JokesSoftball Jokes)
  2. What did the cupcake say to the fork?… you want a piece of me?
  3. Why do we put candles on top of a cupcake?… Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
  4. What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy cupcake?… “What’s eating you?
  5. ”Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his cupcake?… Cause he was stuffed.
  6. Why did the man put the cupcake in the freezer?…  Because his wife told him to ice it!
  7. Why did the birthday cupcake go to the doctor?… Because it was feeling crumby!
  8. Why did the burglar break into the bakery?… Because he heard the cupcakes were rich.
  9. What do chickens serve at birthday parties?… Coop-cakes! (Egg Jokes for Kids)

Cake Jokes

  1. Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for your birthday.  (Birthday Jokes & Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. Teacher: Where is your homework? Student: I ate it. Teacher: Why?! Student: You said it was piece of cake! (Back to School Jokes)
  3. I became a baker, but it wasn’t a cakewalk, and I couldn’t make enough dough. They fired me after I left a cake out in the rain. (Labor Day Jokes & Cupcake Jokes)
  4. Why did you eat your homework?… Because I don’t have a dog.

Ice Cream Jokes

  1. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  2. What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream). (Field Trip Jokes for Kids & Ice Cream Jokes)
  3. If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle! (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
  4. What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt. (Mole Day Jokes)
  5. What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
  6. What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Fast Food Jokes)
  7. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?… Mice cream and cake! (Cat Jokes for Kids & Birthday Jokes for Kids)
  8. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream (Top Geography Jokes / Alaska Jokes for Kids / Cow Jokes for Kids)
  9. What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt. (Mole Day Jokes)