Georgia Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Georgia.
  2. Americans love frozen fruit so much, they wrote it into the constitution… The 1st amendment is the right to freeze peach. (Constitution Jokes)
  3. The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea! (Civil War Jokes / Super Bowl Jokes / Georgia Jokes)
  4. What is the most popular summer dessert for principals in Georgia?… Peach pi. (Principal Jokes)
  5. Hole #3 What is a Georgia gardener’s favorite golf hole. ..Flowering Peach at Augusta National Golf Course. (Flower Jokes & Masters Golf Jokes)
  6. How would you describe the views a peppermint gets while looking at the Blue Ridge Mountains?… Breath Taking! (Hiking Jokes / Georgia Jokes / Candy Jokes)
  7. What is the most popular summer dessert for teachers in Georgia?… Peach pi. (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  8. What did Lake Allatoona say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Georgia)
  9. What is the tallest building in Georgia?… Thomas Cooper Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  10. What is a Georgia turkey’s favorite dessert?… Peach gobbler! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  11. Did you hear the joke about Appalachian Mountains?… You won’t get over it. (12 Epic Georgia Mountains & Hiking Jokes)
  12. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Chattahoochee River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Georgia)
  13. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Georgia Turnpike!
  14. A woman from Georgia who fell in love with the DJ from her first wedding day has married him five years later… she originally asked him three years ago, but he said he wasn’t taking requests just then. (Marriage Jokes)
  15. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta, Georgia is a great place to visit. (Georgia Jokes)
  16. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta, Georgia is a great place to live. (Georgia Jokes)
  18. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Flint River!
  19. If a plane crashed on the borders of Georgia and Florida where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  20. What runs but never goes out of breath?… Oconee River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  21. You know, I don’t find the Super Bowl LI win all that historic… After all, this isn’t the first time Atlanta was burned by the North. (Civil War Jokes & New England Jokes)
  22. The Atlanta Falcons just came out and said they won the Super Bowl… until the illegal second half was played. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  23. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: South Carolina. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in ! (Teacher Jokes)
  24. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the nickname for the 1983 North Carolina State University basketball team? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  25. If a plane crashed on the borders of Georgia and Tennessee where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  26. If a plane crashed on the borders of Georgia and North Carolina where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  27. If a plane crashed on the borders of Georgia and Alabama where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  28. If a plane crashed on the borders of Georgia and South Carolina where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  29. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Georgia Resident: “No, not yet.”
  30. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Georgia Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
  31. Did you hear the joke about Fort Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (12 Epic Georgia Mountains & Hiking Jokes)
  32. Did you hear the joke about Blood Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (12 Epic Georgia Mountains & Hiking Jokes)
  33. Did you hear the joke about Black Rock Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (12 Epic Georgia Mountains & Hiking Jokes)
  34. What’s the first amendment in Super Mario’s constitution?… Freedom of Peach. (Constitution Jokes)
  35. Did you hear the joke about Stone Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (12 Epic Georgia Mountains & Hiking Jokes)
  36. Did you hear the joke about Brasstown Bald Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (12 Epic Georgia Mountains & Hiking Jokes)
  37. Did you hear the joke about Cloudland Canyon?… You won’t get over it. (12 Epic Georgia Mountains & Hiking Jokes)
  38. What did Georgia see?… the same thing Arkansas.
  39. Did you hear the joke about North Georgia Mountains?… You won’t get over it. (12 Epic Georgia Mountains & Hiking Jokes)
  40. Did you hear the joke about Lookout Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (12 Epic Georgia Mountains & Hiking Jokes)
  41. Where do Georgia elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  42. Did you hear the joke about Mountainside at Vogel State Park?… You won’t get over it. (12 Epic Georgia Mountains & Hiking Jokes)
  43. Did you hear the joke about Yonah Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (12 Epic Georgia Mountains & Hiking Jokes)
  44. Did you hear the joke about Bear Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (12 Epic Georgia Mountains & Hiking Jokes)
  45. Did you hear the joke about Cow Rock Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (12 Epic Georgia Mountains & Hiking Jokes)
  46. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the mascot of the University of Georgia ?
  47. Where do Georgia middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  48. Where do Georgia high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  49. Why did the Georgia teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  50. Why did the Georgia teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  51. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the Georgia football teams that have won an NCCA Championship?
  52. Why did the Georgia teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  53. Why did the Georgia teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  55. What did Georgia see?… the same thing Arkansas.
  56. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Georgia? (Grammar Jokes)
  57. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the capital of Georgia? (Capitals for Each US State)
  58. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the colleges and universities in Georgia? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  59. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Georgia?
  60. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Georgia knock-knock joke?
  61. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Georgia knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  62. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Georgia professional sports teams?
  63. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most populated city in Georgia?  
  64. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the least populated city in Georgia?
  65. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most highest mountain in Georgia? (Hiking Jokes)  
  66. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most longest river in Georgia? 
  67. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from Georgia?
  68. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor of Georgia?
  69. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the representatives from Georgia?  
  70. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe visit Georgia?
  71. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe give me the name of a great restaurant Georgia?
  72. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the cost of living Georgia? 
  73. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me some good lakes in Georgia?
  74. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to a game at Georgia?
  75. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to a Georgia game?  
  76. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the least populated city in Georgia?  
  77. Did you hear about the power outage at the University or Georgia library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
  78. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of University of Georgia? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  79. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Georgia Tech mascot? (College Mascots)
  80. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of Georgia Tech? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  81. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of High Point University? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  82. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the High Point University mascot? (College Mascots)
  83. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  84. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill mascot? (College Mascots)
  85. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of North Carolina State University? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  86. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the North Carolina State University mascot? (College Mascots)
  87. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of Appalachian State University? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  88. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Appalachian State University mascot? (College Mascots)
  89. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of Wingate University? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  90. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Wingate University mascot? (College Mascots)