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  1. Has anyone else’s gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?… I planted myself on my couch at the beginning of March 2020 and I’ve grown significantly since. (March Jokes)
  2. What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?… A bloomin’ onion! (Onion Jokes)
  3. What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts?…  Garden hose! (Peanut Jokes)
  4. What type of plants do skateboarders grow?… Faceplants. (Skateboarding Jokes)
  5. In France people give each other white roses on Valentine’s Day… they surrender their love to each other! (World Geography Jokes & Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  6. Which type of flower is the best at giving smooches?… Tulips.
  7. What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?… It made him wed his plants! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  8. Why do bakers give women on special occasions?…… Flours! (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  9. What do geographers grow in their gardens?…Compass roses. (Geography Jokes)
  10. What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?… Cauliflowers! (Farming Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  11. What is the fiercest flower in the Hundred Acre Wood?… A Tigger lily. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  12. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho! (Christmas Jokes)
  13. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
  14. What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?… In the kindergarden. (Kindergarten Jokes)
  15. Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?… It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  16. April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?… June bugs. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Flower Jokes)
  17. What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day?… Mums. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  18. What should you grow in a school garden?… Human beans!
  19. What flowers grow on faces?… Tulips (Two-lips)! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  20. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily! (Frog Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  21. What did the big flower say to the little one?… You’re really growing, bud! (Spring Jokes)
  22. How excited was the gardener about spring?… So excited he wet his plants. (Spring Jokes)
  23. What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?… A bloomin’ onion! (Spring Jokes & Onion Jokes)
  24. What kind of garden does a baker have?… A “flour” garden. (Dessert Jokes)
  25. What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?… Son-flower! (Mom Jokes & Sun Jokes)
  26. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the prom, don’t forget the flowers! (Prom Jokes)
  27. Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it! (Bee Jokes for Kids & Flower Jokes)
  28. What do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  29. Why did the boy start a gardening business?… Because he wanted to rake in the cash! (Flower Jokes)
  30. What do you call a cyborg bee?…  The Pollinator! (Movie Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  31. What do you call a well-dressed lion?… A dandy lion! (Lion Jokes)  
  32. What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickles?… Daffo-dills! (Flower Jokes & Pickle Jokes)
  33. When is it impossible to plant flowers?… When you haven’t botany.
  34. What do you call a cyborg bee?…  The Pollinator! (Bee Jokes for Kids & Movie Jokes)
  35. What do you call a popcorn’s favorite flower?… Poppies. (Popcorn Jokes)
  36. What kind of plant grows on your hand?… Palm tree. (Tree Jokes & Biology Jokes)
  37. Why did the worm cross the ruler?… To become an inchworm. (Worm Jokes)
  38. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb. (Star Wars Jokes)
  39. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes)
  40. What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants! (Egg Jokes)
  41. What did the seed say to the flower?… OK, Bloomer. (Flower Jokes)
  42. A gardening store sign: We’re so glad spring is here, we wet our plants. (Flower Jokes)
  43. What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants! (Chicken Jokes / Egg Jokes / Flower Jokes)
  44. Everyone has these on their face. What are they?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  45. What did the plant say to the worm?… Oooh that tickles. (Worm Jokes)
  46. What did the flower say to the bike?… petal. (Bike Jokes)
  47. Why did the skateboarder bury his head in dirt?… Face plant! (Skateboarding Jokes)