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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about flowers.
  2. What did the big flower say to the little flower on Labor Day?… “You need to branch out and take a day off!” 
  3. What do you call the woman who always gets in a fight at the Preakness Stakes?… Black-Eyed Susan. (Preakness Jokes)
  4. Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness player of all-time?… Jalen Rose of the Fab 5. (March Madness Jokes)
  5. When I bought some fruit trees, the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination… They were free bees. (Bee Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  6. What kind of flower doesn’t sleep at night?… The Day-zzz. (Napping Jokes)
  7. What kind of trees do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips. (Tree Jokes)
  8. What kind of plant grows on your hand?… Palm tree.
  9. Roses are red, violets are blue… If you don’t like Harry Potter puns, something is Siriusly Ron with you. (Harry Potter Jokes)
  10. Why didn’t the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?… Their flight was deleied. (Plane Jokes & Hawaii Jokes)
  11. Why did Snape hate herbology?… Because his lily died.
  12. Why doesn’t Snape teach herbology?… Because his lily died. (Flower Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
  13. What is a florist’s favorite state?… New Jersey. It is the Garden State. (New Jersey Jokes)
  14. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the prom, don’t forget the flowers! (Prom Jokes)
  15. What did the bee say to the flower?… Hey, bud! (Bee Jokes)
  16. What’s a bees favorite flower?… A bee-gonias! (Bee Jokes)
  17. What did the bee say to the other bee when they landed on the same flower?… Buzz off.
  18. What did the bee say to the flower?… Hello honey!
  19. What’s the best place to grow flowers for the prom?… In the kindergarden. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z / Kindergarten Jokes / Flower Jokes)
  20. What is a gardener’s least favorite Lord of the Rings book?… The Return of the Kink! (Book Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about flowers?
  22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good flower knock-knock joke?
  23. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good flower knock knock jokes?(June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  1. I made pancakes yesterday and the whole house smelled like lavender… Used the wrong flower. (Pancake Jokes)
  2. Has anyone else’s gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?… I planted myself on my couch at the beginning of March 2020 and I’ve grown significantly since. (March Jokes)
  3. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.
  4. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  5. Hole #8 What is a favorite golf hole of florists?… Yellow Jasmine at Augusta National Golf Course.
  6. Hole #3 What is a Georgia gardener’s favorite golf hole. ..Flowering Peach at Augusta National Golf Course. (Masters Golf Jokes & Georgia Jokes)
  7. Hole #5 What is a favorite golf hole of florists?… Magnolia at Augusta National Golf Course.
  8. Hole #4 What do you get when you cross a florist, an Alaska fisherman and an apple… Flowering Crab Apple! (Apple Jokes / Flower Jokes / Alaska Jokes)
  9. Why are so many leprechauns gardeners?… Because they have green thumbs.
  10. What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?… A bloomin’ onion! (Onion Jokes)
  11. Why did Barack Obama bulldoze the Rose Garden?… He didn’t want any Bushes at the White House.
  12. What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts?…  Garden hose! (Peanut Jokes)
  13. What type of plants do skateboarders grow?… Faceplants. (Skateboarding Jokes)
  14. In France people give each other white roses on Valentine’s Day… they surrender their love to each other! (World Geography Jokes & Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  15. Which type of flower is the best at giving smooches?… Tulips.
  16. What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?… It made him wed his plants! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  17. Why do bakers give women on special occasions?…… Flours! (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  18. What do geographers grow in their gardens?…Compass roses. (Geography Jokes)
  19. What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?… Cauliflowers! (Farming Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  20. What is the fiercest flower in the Hundred Acre Wood?… A Tigger lily. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  21. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho! (Christmas Jokes)
  22. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
  23. What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?… In the kindergarden. (Kindergarten Jokes)
  24. Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?… It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  25. April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?… June bugs. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Flower Jokes)
  26. What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day?… Mums. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  27. What should you grow in a school garden?… Human beans!
  28. What flowers grow on faces?… Tulips (Two-lips)! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  29. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily! (Frog Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  30. What did the big flower say to the little one?… You’re really growing, bud! (Spring Jokes)
  31. How excited was the gardener about spring?… So excited he wet his plants. (Spring Jokes)
  32. What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?… A bloomin’ onion! (Spring Jokes & Onion Jokes)
  33. What kind of garden does a baker have?… A “flour” garden. (Dessert Jokes)
  34. What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?… Son-flower! (Mom Jokes & Sun Jokes)
  35. Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it! (Bee Jokes for Kids & Flower Jokes)
  36. What do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  37. Why did the boy start a gardening business?… Because he wanted to rake in the cash! (Flower Jokes)
  38. What do you call a cyborg bee?…  The Pollinator! (Movie Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  39. What do you call a well-dressed lion?… A dandy lion! (Lion Jokes)  
  40. What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickles?… Daffo-dills! (Flower Jokes & Pickle Jokes)
  41. When is it impossible to plant flowers?… When you haven’t botany.
  42. What do you call a cyborg bee?…  The Pollinator! (Bee Jokes for Kids & Movie Jokes)
  43. What do you call a popcorn’s favorite flower?… Poppies. (Popcorn Jokes)
  44. What kind of plant grows on your hand?… Palm tree. (Tree Jokes & Biology Jokes)
  45. Why did the worm cross the ruler?… To become an inchworm. (Worm Jokes)
  46. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb. (Star Wars Jokes)
  47. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes)
  48. What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants! (Egg Jokes)
  49. What did the seed say to the flower?… OK, Bloomer. (Flower Jokes)
  50. A gardening store sign: We’re so glad spring is here, we wet our plants. (Flower Jokes)
  51. What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants! (Chicken Jokes / Egg Jokes / Flower Jokes)
  52. Everyone has these on their face. What are they?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  53. What did the plant say to the worm?… Oooh that tickles. (Worm Jokes)
  54. What did the flower say to the bike?… petal. (Bike Jokes)
  55. Why did the skateboarder bury his head in dirt?… Face plant! (Skateboarding Jokes)