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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Star Wars May the Fourth Be With You jokes.
  2. What a great week! May the Fourth…. Cinco De Mayo and Revenge of the Fifth!
  3. May the Fourth Be With You……because tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth! (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  4. Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  5. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Leia… Leia who?… Lei-a hand on me and you’re toast! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes & Toast Jokes)
  6. What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence day?… May the fourth be with you! (July Jokes)
  7. What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Golf Jokes)
  8. What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob! (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  9. When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (Middle School Jokes & May Jokes for Teachers)
  10. Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  11. How many Sith Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?… None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side.
  12. What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father! (Father’s Day Jokes & Dad Jokes)
  13. What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?… May the forest be with you! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  14. What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?… Luke Warm.
  15. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Car Jokes & Walking Jokes)
  16. What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter?… Mango Fett!
  17. What do Star Destroyers wear to the prom?… A bow TIE. (Prom Jokes)
  18. What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be (Psychology Jokes)
  19. How does Darth Vader like his toast?… On the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes & Toast Jokes)
  20. Who does Princess Leia’s hair?… Darth Braider! (Barber Jokes)
  21. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you. (Flower Jokes)
  22. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb. (Spring Jokes)
  23. Which Star Wars character is best at rugby?… Darth Maul! (Rugby Jokes)
  24. What is R2D2 short for?… Because he has small legs!
  25. What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?…. A Hand Solo!
  26. Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?… Ewoked every batter. (Baseball Jokes)
  27. How many Star Wars characters does it take to change a lightbulb?… Lots …. because many Hans makes light work.
  28. How is Duck tape like the Force?… It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
  29. What kind of vehicle did Watto drive?… A wattomobile. (Car Jokes)
  30. What’s a Jedi’s favorite car?… A Toy-Yoda. (Car Jokes)
  31. How does Darth Vader enjoy his Thanksgiving turkey?… On the dark side! (Thanksgiving JokesTurkey Jokes)
  32. What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda (Top 10 Teaching Quotes by Yoda)
  33. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Vader… Vader who?… Vader minute while I choke this guy. (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  34. Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?… Because he’s always a little short.
  35. Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?… Darth Waiter. (Labor Day Jokes)
  36. What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2 (Pirate Jokes)
  37. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?… So it doesn’t Hang Solow! (Barber Jokes)
  38. What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi. (Computer Jokes)
  39. What would you call Padme if she was a dog?… Petme Imadoggie. (Dog Jokes)
  40. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?… Because he’s always making new friends!
  41. What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?… “Use the FORK, Luke.” (Pie Jokes)
  42. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Luke… Luke who?… Luke out! Here comes another Star Wars knock knock joke! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  43. What’s Boba Fett’s favorite Christmas tune?… Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way! (Christmas Jokes)
  44. Who is short, green and plays the cello?… Yo-Yo Da. (Music Jokes)
  45. Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?… Pizza Hutt. (Pizza Jokes)
  46. Where do Star Wars characters shop?… Darth Maul! (Black Friday Jokes)
  47. What’s the difference between Han Solo’s bogeys (boogers) and his best friend?… Nothing. They’re both Chewie. (Chewbacca Jokes)
  48. The crew of the Millennium Falcon will be making all of the rebels’ costumes… From now on. They’ll be 100% han’ made.
  49. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee. (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes)
  50. Why do doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience. (Doctor Jokes)
  51. What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?… Do well, you will do! (May Jokes for Teachers)
  52. What’s the difference between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?… One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial. (Walking Jokes)
  53. What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?… Wookieeleaks. (Chewbacca Jokes)
  54. Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?… At the Darth Maul. (Father’s Day Jokes)
  55. What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?… Game of Clones.
  56. What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?… “The”
  57. What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie!
  58. Where does Princess Leia go shopping for a new outfit?… At the Darth Maul, of course. (Black Friday Jokes)
  59. What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars.
  60. How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?… With a woo-key.
  61. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Star Wars?
  62. Who tries to be a Jedi?… Obi-Wannabe.
  63. Where does Qui-Gon keep his jam?… In a Jar-Jar.
  64. What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a tree?… May the forest be with you! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  65. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Art… Art who?… R2-D2! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  66. What’s the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant?… The Ackbar. (Beer Jokes)
  67. Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber?… Obi Wan Baloney.
  68. What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?… An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
  69. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?… With Ewokie Talkies.
  70. As a Disney character what song would Vader sing?… “When You Wish Upon A Death Star.” (Disney Jokes)
  71. What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction?… “What is thy bidding, my master?”
  72. What did the Jedi say to the sheep?… May the Force be With Ewe! (Sheep Jokes)
  73. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Stat Wars knock-knock joke?
  74. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Ewok who?… Ewoked the door! Wet me in! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  75. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Obi-Wan… Obi-Wan who?… You’re the Obi-Wan for me! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  76. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
  77. What do Whipids say when they kiss?… Ouch. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  78. Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?… Because they always end up in a Tie.
  79. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Star Wars knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  80. What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?… “I find your lack of steak disturbing.” (Cow Jokes)
  81. What do you call a Spanish Jedi?… Obi-Juan Kenobi.
  82. Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the bar tab?… Because he’s always a little short. (Beer Jokes)
  83. “Luke… I just watched a great documentary about how the Death Star was built… It was riveting, Luke. It was riveting…”
  84. What do you get if you cross Darth Vader with a toad?… Star Warts. (Frog Jokes)
  85. Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?… The ship might crack up.
  86. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?… Vader Tots. (Farming Jokes & Potato Jokes)
  87. Why didn’t Luke Skywalker cross the road?… Because he got a ticket for Skywalking. (Walking Jokes)
  88. What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?… An ele-Vader. (Elephant Jokes)
  89. The Death Star’s shield generator walks into a bar. The bartender scowls and says, “Alright pal, I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” (Beer Jokes)
  90. What do you call two suns fighting each other?… Star Wars. (Sun Jokes)
  91. Why is Han Solo a loner?… Because he’s solo.
  92. What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?… Bubba Fett. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  93. What do you call a fight between film actors?… Star wars! (Movie Jokes)
  94. The best part of any person is always their Dark Side. (Psychology Jokes)
  95. What’s a Rebel’s favorite TV talent show?…  X-wing Factor.
  96. Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes?… To get to the other side.
  97. How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?… Two, but I don’t know how they got in it. (Revenge of the 5th Jokes)
  98. Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down?… He stepped on Ant-hillies.
  99. What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?… A bow TIE.
  100. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Yoda… Yoda who?… Yoda leh ee-hoooo! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  101. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Padme… Padme who?… Padme down if you have to, but let me in! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  102. Why is Luke Skywalker always invited on picnics?… He always has the forks with him. (Summer Jokes)
  103. How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?… Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.
  104. Why does Leia wear buns on her head?… In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting. (Barber Jokes)
  105. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Obi-Wan… Obi-Wan who?… Obi-Wan minute … just let me fix the doorknob. (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  106. Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?… Because they always end up in a Tie.
  107. What side of an Ewok has the most hair?… The outside. (Barber Jokes)
  108. How do you get down from a bantha?… You don’t. You get down from a goose.
  109. What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?… The appetizer.
  110. Why did Yoda cross the road?… Because the chickens Forced him to. (Chicken Jokes)
  111. Why did Padme Amidal keep her Boots on?… Because they were too BOOT-iful!
  112. Why is the Millenium Falcon so slow?… Because it takes a millenium to go anywhere.
  113. What happens when a red and white X-Wing crashes into green water?… It gets wet.
  114. Why do Twi’leks like to flip coins?… So that they can say, “Heads or tails!”
  115. What do Jawa’s have that no other creature in the galaxy has?… Baby Jawas. (Baby Jokes)
  116. Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?… Wookieleaks! (Chewbacca Jokes)
  117. Why did Yoda visit Barclays yesterday?… He was after a bank clone. (bank loan)
  118. Who do Clones visit when they’re sick?… Well it’s Anadin Skywalker if they have a headache …… and Commander Codeine if it’s a tickly cough. (Doctor Jokes)
  119. What do sand people use to find their enemies?… A Tuscan radar.
  120. How would a rather larger Rogue get into his X-wing?…  He’d Wedge himself in.
  121. What do you call a female Mandalorian?… Womandalorian.
  122. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?… Vader Tots.
  123. Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula?… To get to the other dementia. (Psychology Jokes)
  124. Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurant?… Because they were serving Mon Calamari.
  125. How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?… None, if the room’s dark, then you can’t see them cheat at sabacc.
  126. What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?… Time to get a new chronometer.
  127. Why do vornksrs stop slowly?… They’re afraid of whiplash.
  128. Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving?… Grand Moff Turkeyn. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  129. Does R2D2 have any brothers?… No. Only transisters.
  130. What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?… A Sithy. (Revenge of the 5th Jokes)

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Star Wars jokes.
  2. What’s an elephant’s favorite Star Wars character?… TUSKan Raiders. (Elephant Jokes)
  3. Why do Jedi always burn their pancakes?… Because they won’t turn over to the dark side. (Pancake Jokes)
  4. What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?… “Order 66!” (Pizza Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
  5. What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father! (Father’s Day Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  6. How do Jedi say goodbye?… See ya Leia!
  7. Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?… Because in charge of directing, Yoda was. (Movie Jokes)
  8. Is BB hungry?… No, BB-8.
  9. What Star Wars character sells hot dogs?… Admiral Snackbar! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  10. Where do storm troopers go to warm up on cold January days?… The Darth Mall.
  11. Why did Princess Leia fail her exams?… She had Alderaan answers! (180 School Jokes)
  12. Why couldn’t Princess Leia find love?… She was looking in Alderaan places! (Music Jokes & Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  13. Who does Princess Leia’s hair?… Darth Braider! (Barber Jokes)
  14. Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?… Wookieleaks. (Police Jokes)
  15. How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?… He felt his presents! (Birthday Jokes)
  16. May the Fourth be With You Star Wars Jokes: What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence day?… May the fourth be with you! (July Jokes)
  17. Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?… Ewoked every batter. (Baseball Jokes)
  18. Darth Vader choked Punxsutawney Phil, saying, “I find your lack of an early Spring disturbing.” (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  19. Which Star Wars character is best at rugby?… Darth Maul! (Rugby Jokes)
  20. Did you know RD2D uses foul language?… They have to bleep out all his words!
  21. Where did Luke get his bionic hand?… At the second-hand store. (Biology Jokes & Black Friday Jokes)
  22. What do you call Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie and the rest of The Rebellion at the beginning of a rugby match?… Rebel scrum! (Rugby Jokes)
  23. How do Hawaiians greet Admiral Ackbar?… Aloha Ackbar! (Hawaii Jokes)
  24. JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade? YODA: March April may, June. (June Jokes)
  25. Which Star Wars hero works part-time in a café?… Luke Dishwasher!
  26. Which Jedi became a rock star?… Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi! (Music Jokes)
  27. What do you call an invisible droid?… C-through-PO.
  28. What’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Coffee Jokes)
  29. Why was the droid angry?… Because people kept pushing its buttons.
  30. What do you need to reroute droids?… R2-Detour. (Cars Jokes)
  31. What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the haddock?… “Never sell me the cods!” (Fish Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
  32. How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?… They always single file, to hide their numbers.
  33. How did Darth Vader cheat at poker?… He kept altering the deal.
  34. Have you tried the gluten-free Wookiee treats?… No, but I heard they are a little Chewy.
  35. Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. (Christmas Jokes)
  36. Dear Jedi, Today is Friday the 13th,there’s never been a better time to join the Dark Side. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  37. What cars do elves drive?… A toy Yoda. (Star Wars Jokes & Car Jokes)
  38. How do Wookies like their cookies?… Chewie.
  39. How hot is it on Polis Massa?… Luke warm!
  40. Why didn’t Luke cross the road?… He got a ticket for Skywalking!
  41. Where do people go for chicken on Cloud City?… Lando’s
  42. What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?… Star Warts!
  43. The Star Wars text crawl walks into a bar.“Get outta my pub!” the bartender yells. “We don’t serve your type here.”
  44. An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and …… soda.”The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”
  45. What did the specter of Obi Wan Kenobi say to the bartender?… “Give me a beer and a mop.”
  46. Luke walks into the Mos Eisley cantina, cradling a slab of dirt in his arms. “What’ll it be?” asks the barman. “A pint for me, and one for the road.”
  47. Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”
  48. A clone trooper walks into a pub and asks the barman, “Hey, have you seen my brother?”“I dunno,” says the barman, “What does he look like?”
  49. “Luke… I’m reading a great book about Force levitation… I can’t put it down.”
  50. “Luke…did you know I almost joined the Jedi Debate Team… Somebody talked me out of it.”
  51. “Luke…did you know R2D2 used to work for me? …He asked to be paid under the table.”
  52. What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be (Top Psychology Jokes)
  53. How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?… None, if the room’s dark, then you can’t see them cheat at sabacc.
  54. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Padme… Padme who?… Padme down if you have to, but let me in!
  55. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Obi-Wan… Obi-Wan who?… Obi-Wan minute … just let me fix the doorknob.
  56. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Luke… Luke who?… Luke out! Here comes another Star Wars knock knock joke!
  57. What do sand people use to find their enemies?… A Tuscan radar.
  58. Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving?… Grand Moff Turkeyn (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)