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Top 10 May Pages / May Hashtag of the Day / May Guest Blogs

  1. May the fourth be with you……because tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth! (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  2. Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  3. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Leia… Leia who?… Lei-a hand on me and you’re toast! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes & Toast Jokes)
  4. What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence day?… May the fourth be with you! (July Jokes)
  5. What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Golf Jokes)
  6. What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob! (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  7. When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (Middle School Jokes & May Jokes for Teachers)
  8. How many Sith Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?… None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side.
  9. What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father! (Father’s Day Jokes & Dad Jokes)
  10. What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?… May the forest be with you! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  11. What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be (Psychology Jokes)
  12. How does Darth Vader like his toast?… On the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes & Toast Jokes)
  13. Who does Princess Leia’s hair?… Darth Braider! (Barber Jokes)
  14. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.
  15. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb. (Spring Jokes)
  16. Which Star Wars character is best at rugby?… Darth Maul! (Rugby Jokes)
  17. How many Star Wars characters does it take to change a lightbulb?… Lots …. because many Hans makes light work.
  18. How is Duck tape like the Force?… It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
  19. What kind of vehicle did Watto drive?… A wattomobile. (Car Jokes)
  20. What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda (Top 10 Teaching Quotes by Yoda)
  21. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Vader… Vader who?… Vader minute while I choke this guy. (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  22. What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?… “Use the FORK, Luke.”
  23. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Luke… Luke who?… Luke out! Here comes another Star Wars knock knock joke! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  24. Where do Star Wars characters shop?… Darth Maul! (Black Friday Jokes)
  25. What’s the difference between Han Solo’s bogeys (boogers) and his best friend?… Nothing. They’re both Chewie. (Chewbacca Jokes)
  26. Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?… Ewoked every batter. (Baseball Jokes)
  27. What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?… Luke Warm.
  28. What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction?… “What is thy bidding, my master?”
  29. Who tries to be a Jedi?… Obi-Wannabe
  30. As a Disney character what song would Vader sing?… “When You Wish Upon A Death Star.” (Disney Jokes)
  31. What is R2D2 short for?… Because he has small legs!
  32. What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?… An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
  33. What did the Jedi say to the sheep?… May the Force be With Ewe! (Sheep Jokes)
  34. What’s a Jedi’s favorite car?… A Toy-Yoda. (Car Jokes)
  35. What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter?… Mango Fett!
  36. How does Darth Vader enjoy his Thanksgiving turkey?… On the dark side! (Thanksgiving JokesTurkey Jokes)
  37. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Ewok who?… Ewoked the door! Wet me in! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  38. Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?… Pizza Hutt. (Pizza Jokes)
  39. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Obi-Wan… Obi-Wan who?… You’re the Obi-Wan for me! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  40. What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?… “I find your lack of steak disturbing.” (Cow Jokes)
  41. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?… Because he’s always making new friends!
  42. What would you call Padme if she was a dog?… Petme Imadoggie. (Dog Jokes)
  43. What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?…. A Hand Solo!
  44. What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi (Computer Jokes)
  45. What do Star Destroyers wear to the prom?… A bow TIE. (Prom Jokes)
  46. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?… So it doesn’t Hang Solow!
  47. Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber?… Obi Wan Baloney.
  48. Who is short, green and plays the cello?… Yo-Yo Da. (Music Jokes)
  49. esterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  50. How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?… With a woo-key
  51. What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars.
  52. The Death Star’s shield generator walks into a bar. The bartender scowls and says, “Alright pal, I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” (Beer Jokes)
  53. Where does Princess Leia go shopping for a new outfit?… At the Darth Maul, of course. (Black Friday Jokes)
  54. What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2 (Pirate Jokes)
  55. What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?… An ele-Vader. (Elephant Jokes)
  56. What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?… “The”
  57. Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?… Because they always end up in a Tie.
  58. What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?… Game of Clones.
  59. Why didn’t Luke Skywalker cross the road?… Because he got a ticket for Skywalking. (Walking Jokes)
  60. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?… Vader Tots. (Farming Jokes)
  61. What’s Boba Fett’s favorite Christmas tune?… Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way! (Christmas Jokes)
  62. Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?… Darth Waiter. (Labor Day Jokes)
  63. The crew of the Millennium Falcon will be making all of the rebels’ costumes… From now on. They’ll be 100% han’ made.
  64. What do you call two suns fighting each other?… Star Wars. (Sun Jokes)
  65. Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?… The ship might crack up.
  66. Where does Qui-Gon keep his jam?… In a Jar-Jar.
  67. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee. (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes)
  68. Why is Han Solo a loner?… Because he’s solo.
  69. What’s the difference between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?… One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial. (Walking Jokes)
  70. “Luke… I just watched a great documentary about how the Death Star was built… It was riveting, Luke. It was riveting…”
  71. What do Whipids say when they kiss?… Ouch. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  72. What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?… Bubba Fett.
  73. What do you call a fight between film actors?… Star wars!
  74. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
  75. What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?… Do well, you will do! (May Jokes for Teachers)
  76. The best part of any person is always their Dark Side.
  77. What do you get if you cross Darth Vader with a toad?… Star Warts. (Frog Jokes)
  78. What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?May the forest be with you! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  79. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?… With Ewokie Talkies
  80. Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience.
  81. What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie!
  82. What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?… Wookieeleaks. (Chewbacca Jokes)
  83. What’s a Rebel’s favorite TV talent show?…  X-wing Factor.
  84. Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?… Because he’s always a little short.
  85. What’s the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant?… The Ackbar. (Beer Jokes)
  86. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Art… Art who?… R2-D2! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  87. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
  88. Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes?… To get to the other side.
  89. How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?… Two, but I don’t know how they got in it. (Revenge of the 5th Jokes)
  90. Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?… At the Darth Maul. (Father’s Day Jokes)
  91. Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down?… He stepped on Ant-hillies.
  92. What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?… A bow TIE.
  93. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Yoda… Yoda who?… Yoda leh ee-hoooo! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  94. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Padme… Padme who?… Padme down if you have to, but let me in! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  95. How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?… Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.
  96. Why does Leia wear buns on her head?… In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting.
  97. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Obi-Wan… Obi-Wan who?… Obi-Wan minute … just let me fix the doorknob. (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  98. Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?… Because they always end up in a Tie.
  99. What side of an Ewok has the most hair?… The outside. (Barber Jokes)
  100. How do you get down from a bantha?… You don’t. You get down from a goose.
  101. What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?… The appetizer.
  102. Why did Yoda cross the road?… Because the chickens Forced him to. (Chicken Jokes)
  103. Why did Padme Amidal keep her Boots on?… Because they were too BOOT-iful!
  104. Why is the Millenium Falcon so slow?… Because it takes a millenium to go anywhere.
  105. What happens when a red and white X-Wing crashes into green water?… It gets wet.
  106. Why do Twi’leks like to flip coins?… So that they can say, “Heads or tails!”
  107. What do Jawa’s have that no other creature in the galaxy has?… Baby Jawas. (Baby Jokes)
  108. Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the bar tab?… Because he’s always a little short. (Beer Jokes)
  109. Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?… Wookieleaks! (Chewbacca Jokes)
  110. Why did Yoda visit Barclays yesterday?… He was after a bank clone. (bank loan)
  111. Who do Clones visit when they’re sick?… Well it’s Anadin Skywalker if they have a headache …… and Commander Codeine if it’s a tickly cough. (Doctor Jokes)
  112. What do sand people use to find their enemies?… A Tuscan radar.
  113. What do you call a Spanish Jedi?… Obi-Juan Kenobi.
  114. Why is Luke Skywalker always invited on picnics?… He always has the forks with him. (Summer Jokes)
  115. How would a rather larger Rogue get into his X-wing?…  He’d Wedge himself in.
  116. What do you call a female Mandalorian?… Womandalorian.
  117. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?… Vader Tots
  118. Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula?… To get to the other dementia.
  119. Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurant?… Because they were serving Mon Calamari.
  120. How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?… None, if the room’s dark, then you can’t see them cheat at sabacc.
  121. What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?… Time to get a new chronometer.
  122. Why do vornksrs stop slowly?… They’re afraid of whiplash.
  123. Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving?… Grand Moff Turkeyn. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  124. Does R2D2 have any brothers?… No. Only transisters.
  125. What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?… A Sithy. (Revenge of the 5th Jokes)