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- Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
- When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade.
- What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker? I Yam your father!
- How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?… With Ewokie Talkies
- Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?… At the Darth Maul, of course.
- What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars.
- What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob!
- Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience.
- What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie!
- What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?… “The”
- What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda (Top 10 Teaching Quotes by Yoda)
- What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?… Luke Warm.
- What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?… Wookieeleaks
- What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?… An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
- Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?… He needed a bank clone! (Loan)
Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?… Because he’s always a little short.
What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?… “Use the FORK, Luke.”
What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi
What’s the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant?… The Ackbar.
How is Duck tape like the Force?… It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
How many Sith Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?… None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side.
Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb. (Top Spring Jokes)
Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?… Pizza Hutt
What’s the difference between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?… One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?… Because he’s always making new friends!
What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be (Top Psychology Jokes)
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
As a Disney character what song would Vader sing?… “When You Wish Upon A Death Star.”
What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?… An ele-Vader.
Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes?… To get to the other side.
How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?… Two, but I don’t know how they got in it.
What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?…. A Hand Solo!
What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?… Bubba Fett
Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down?… He stepped on Ant-hillies.
The crew of the Millennium Falcon will be making all of the rebels’ costumes… From now on. They’ll be 100% han’ made.
What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?… A bow TIE.
What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2 (Teach Like a Pirate is a great book for teachers! & Top Pirate Jokes)
Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?… Darth Waiter
What do you call a female Mandalorian?… Womandalorian.
What do you call a fight between film actors?… Star wars!
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?… Game of Clones
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?… Vader Tots.
Why didn’t Luke Skywalker cross the road?… Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.
How would a fat Rogue get into his X-wing?… He’d Wedge himself in.
What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?… Do well, you will do!
What do you call two suns fighting each other?… Star Wars
Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?… So it doesn’t Hang Solow!
What’s Boba Fett’s favorite Christmas tune?… Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way! (Top Christmas Jokes)
Does R2D2 have any brothers?… No. Only transisters.
- What is R2D2 short for?… Because he has small legs !
- How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?… Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.
- Why does Leia wear buns on her head?… In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting.
- Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?… Because they always end up in a Tie.
- What’s the difference between Han Solo’s bogeys (boogers) and his best friend?… Nothing. They’re both Chewie.
- How many Star Wars characters does it take to change a lightbulb?… Lots …. because many Hans makes light work.
- What would you call Padme if she was a dog?… Petme Imadoggie.
- How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?… None, if the room’s dark, then you can’t see them cheat at sabacc.
- Why is Han Solo a loner?… Because he’s solo.
- What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter?… Mango Fett!
- Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber?… Obi Wan Baloney.
- What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?… A Sithy.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.
- What side of an Ewok has the most hair?… The outside.
- How do you get down from a bantha?… You don’t. You get down from a goose.
- Who tries to be a Jedi?… Obi-Wannabe
- What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?… The appetizer.
- What do Whipids say when they kiss?… Ouch.
- Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula?… To get to the other dementia.
- Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurant?… Because they were serving Mon Calamari.
- What’s a Rebel’s favourite TV talent show?… X-wing Factor.
- Why did Yoda cross the road?… Because the chickens Forced him to.
- How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?… With a woo-key
- Where does Qui-Gon keep his jam?… In a Jar-Jar.
- Why did Padme Amidal keep her Boots on?… Because they were too BOOT-iful!
- Why is the Millenium Falcon so slow?… Because it takes a millenium to go anywhere.
- The best part of any person is always their Dark Side.
- Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?… The ship might crack up.
- What happens when a red and white X-Wing crashes into green water?… It gets wet.
- Why do Twi’leks like to flip coins?… So that they can say, “Heads or tails!”
- What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?… Time to get a new chronometer.
- What do you call a fight between film actors?… Star wars!
- What do Jawa’s have that no other creature in the galaxy has?… Baby Jawas.
- Why do vornksrs stop slowly?… They’re afraid of whiplash.
- Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?… Because he’s always a little short.
- Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?… Wookieleaks
- Why did Yoda visit Barclays yesterday?… He was after a bank clone. (bank loan)
- What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father!
- Who do Clones visit when they’re sick?… Well it’s Anadin Skywalker if they have a headache …… and Commander Codeine if it’s a tickly cough.
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Leia… Leia who?… Lei-a hand on me and you’re toast!
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Padme… Padme who?… Padme down if you have to, but let me in!
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Art… Art who?… R2-D2!
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Obi-Wan… Obi-Wan who?… Obi-Wan minute … just let me fix the doorknob.
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Yoda… Yoda who?… Yoda leh ee-hoooo!
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Ewok who?… Ewoked the door! Wet me in!
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Luke… Luke who?… Luke out! Here comes another knock knock joke!
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Vader… Vader who?… Vader minute while I choke this guy.
- Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Obi-Wan… Obi-Wan who?… You’re the Obi-Wan for me!
- Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?… At the Darth Maul.
- What’s a Jedi’s favorite car?… A Toy-Yoda
- What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be
- What did the Jedi say to the sheep?… May the Force be With Ewe!
- What do sand people use to find their enemies?… A Tuscan radar.
- Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?… Ewoked every batter. (Top Baseball Jokes)
- What do you call a Spanish jedi?… Obi-Juan Kenobi
- Why is Luke Skywalker always invited on picnics?… He always has the forks with him.
- Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving?… Grand Moff Turkeyn (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
- Who is short, green and plays the cello?… Yo-Yo Da.
- What kind of vehicle did Watto drive?… A wattomobile.