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  1. Why should you never tell jokes on the Millenium Falcon?… The ship might crack up.
  2. What’s the difference between Han Solo’s bogeys (boogers) and his best friend?… Nothing. They’re both Chewie.
  3. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee. (Chocolate Chip Jokes)
  4. Why is Han Solo a loner?… Because he’s solo.
  5. Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?… Wookieleaks
  6. How many Hans do it take to screw in a lightbulb?… One cause he’s solo.
  7. How many Star Wars characters does it take to change a lightbulb?… Lots …. because many Hans makes light work.
  8. How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?… With a woo-key.
  9. Why is the Millenium Falcon so slow?… Because it takes a millenium to go anywher