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  1. How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?… Since the Sith Grade. (Sith Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  2. Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  3. How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?… Two, but I don’t know how they got in it.
  4. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Vader… Vader who?… Vader minute while I choke this guy. (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  5. How does Darth Vader like his toast?… On the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes & Toast Jokes)
  6. When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (180 School Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  7. What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father! (Father’s Day Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  8. May the fourth be with you……because tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth! (May the 4th be With You Jokes)
  9. How many Sith Lords does it take to change a light bulb?… None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side.
  10. Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  11. What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?… An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader
  12. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
  13. When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade.
  14. What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker? I Yam your father!
  15. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?… With Ewokie Talkies
  16. Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?… At the Darth Maul, of course.
  17. What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars.
  18. What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob!
  19. Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience.
  20. What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie!
  21. What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?… “The”
  22. What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda (Top 10 Teaching Quotes by Yoda)
  23. What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?… Luke Warm.
  24. What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?… Wookieeleaks
  25. What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?… An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
  26. Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?… He needed a bank clone! (Loan)

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