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(Potato Jokes)

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best potato jokes.
  2. What’s the saddest side dish?… Sweet potato cries.
  3. What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?… A Baked Potato. (Idaho Jokes & Potato Jokes)
  4. Why did the pie cross the road?… Because it was meetin’ potato.
  5. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?… Vader Tots. (Farming Jokes & Potato Jokes)
  6. Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato? ….To keep from falling in the stew!
  7. What did the Irish potato say to his sweetheart?… I only have eyes for you.
  8. When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato? …. When it’s a FRENCH fry! (Potato Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  9. What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
  10. What do you call a potato with sunglasses?… A spec-tater.
  11. Why did the pie cross the road?… She was meat an potato.
  12. What can you call Kanga when she’s being lazy?… A pouch potato. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  13. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Potatoes?
  14. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good potato knock-knock joke?
  15. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good potato knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  16. When potatoes have babies, what are they called?… Tater Tots. (Baby Jokes)
  17. What you call a potato and an ear of corn driving a police car?… Starchy and Husk. (Potato Jokes &  Police Jokes)
  18. Why do potatoes make good detectives?… Because they keep their eyes peeled. (Police Jokes)
  19. Why did the pie cross the road?… Because it was meat & potato.