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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Idaho jokes.
  2. Idaho Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents?… Idaho-ho-ho! (Christmas Jokes & Top 50 State Jokes)
  3. If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (Top 50 State Jokes)
  4. What is the tallest building in Idaho?… Boise Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  5. What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey. (New Jersey Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
  6. What did the snow say to the Rocky Mountains?… I’ve got you covered. (Hiking Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  7. Can you name the capital of Idaho?… “I”
  8. What did Bear Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.  (15 Best Lakes in Idaho)
  9. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Idaho Turnpike!
  10. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Snake River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Idaho)
  11. What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?… A Baked Potato. (Idaho Jokes & Potato Jokes)
  12. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Bear River! (Ten Longest Rivers in Idaho)
  13. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Salmon River! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Ten Longest Rivers in Idaho)
  14. Over the winter, Wyoming is expected to break the coldest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as -61°F… NOT cool.. FREEZING. (Winter Jokes)
  15. In what state does the Owyhee River flow?… Liquid. (Idaho Rivers)
  16. Why should you never buy golf equipment made in Idaho?… Because Idaho drivers are terrible. (Golf Jokes & Car Jokes)
  17. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Zoo Boise?… Lion. (Oregon Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
  18. I have the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the Zoo Idaho. (Zoo Jokes)
  19. If a plane crashed on the borders of Montana and Idaho where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  20. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Idaho. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in ! (Teacher Jokes)
  21. What did Idaho see?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  22. Over the summer, Idaho is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 122°F… NOT cool. (Summer Jokes & Heat Wave Jokes)
  23. How do the zebras at the Idaho Falls Zoo play baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out! (Baseball Jokes)
  24. Did you hear the joke about Borah Peak?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Idaho Mountains)
  25. Idaho, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town’s population. (Hiking Jokes & Idaho Mountains)
  26. Idaho: If You Don’t Hunt of Hike, Don’t Bother! (Skiing Jokes)
  27. Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Idaho?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  28. Why is a Lochsa River rich? …. Because it has two banks.
  29. Speaking of driving… Idaho roads are adventurous because no one knows how to drive.
  30. What is an Idaho mountain’s favorite type of candy?… Snow caps. (Hiking Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  31. Why won’t any of Idaho’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired. (Bike Jokes)
  32. A couple in Idaho had a baby… Now their population is 17! (Baby Jokes)
  33. In the news, Idaho had it’s first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. (Lawyer Jokes)
  34. An idaho man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
  35. Why can’t Bald Mountain and Devil’s Bedstead East play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak. (Idaho Mountains
  36. A retired Idaho man was jailed for refusing to nap… …he was resisting a rest. (Napping Jokes)
  37. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Idaho Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  38. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Idaho plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  39. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Idaho?
  40. How many Idaho men do you need before you can make change for a dollar?… You can’t. Nobody in Florida has any cents.
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Idaho knock-knock joke?
  42. What is an Idaho cloud’s favorite drink?… Mountain Dew. (Hiking Jokes & Skiing Jokes)
  43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Idaho knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  44. What does the average Idaho high school student get on his SAT?… Drool. (College Jokes)
  45. Why do Idaho students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
  46. No, really. I’ve been holding my breath for someone in Idaho to use their turn signal and I haven’t breathed since 2005. (Car Jokes)
  47. Idaho: America hates us because America ain’t us.
  48. Idaho: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters. (Election Jokes)
  49. How do you get a man in Idaho to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
  50. Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Idaho.
  51. How many Idaho State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
  52. No, really. I’ve been holding my breath for someone in Idaho to use their turn signal… I haven’t breathed since 2005. (Car Jokes)
  53. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Idaho Resident: “No, not yet.”
  54. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Idaho Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  55. Where do Idaho elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  56. Where do Idaho middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  57. Where do Idaho high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  58. Why did the Idaho teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  59. Why did the Idaho teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  60. Why did the Idaho teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  61. Why did the Idaho teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)