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- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes & Rain Jokes)
- What’s the first bird you’ll see in the Hundred Acre Wood when spring arrives?… A Christopher Robin. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Bird Jokes)
- Why do people buy so many trampoline’s during March Madness sales?… It’s spring-time. (March Madness Jokes & Gymnastics Jokes)
- Why don’t croissants like warm weather?…… Things get Toasty! (Summer Jokes & Croissant Jokes)
- What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Worm Jokes & Earth Day Jokes)
- Spring is here, and the trees are getting their foliage back… What a releaf. (Tree Jokes)
- What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?… A bloomin’ onion! (Onion Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- What do you call it when worms take over the world?… Global Worming. (Worm Jokes & Earth Day Jokes)
- What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?… A drizzly bear. (Bear Jokes for Kids & Rain Jokes)
- Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love?… They’re getting married in the spring! (Wedding Jokes)
- What do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes for Kids / Flower Jokes / Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?… It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Gymnastics Jokes for Kids)
- What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella! (Rain Jokes)
- Fence Company Sign: Our favorite spring sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
- What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?… Son-flower! (Mom Jokes / Flower Jokes / Sun Jokes)
- What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall. (Summer Jokes & Top 10 Fall Jokes)
- What does a school book do in the spring?… Puts on a jacket. (Book Jokes & Winter Jokes / Spring Jokes / Fall Jokes)
- Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?” (High School Jokes)
- Finally my winter fat is gone… Now I have spring rolls. (Winter Jokes)