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  1. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  2. What’s the first bird you’ll see in the Hundred Acre Wood when spring arrives?… A Christopher Robin. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Bird Jokes)
  3. Why do people buy so many trampoline’s during March Madness sales?… It’s spring-time. (March Madness Jokes & Gymnastics Jokes)
  4. Why don’t croissants like warm weather?…… Things get Toasty! (Summer Jokes & Croissant Jokes)
  5. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Worm Jokes & Earth Day Jokes)
  6. Spring is here, and the trees are getting their foliage back… What a releaf. (Tree Jokes)
  7. What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?… A bloomin’ onion! (Onion Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  8. What do you call it when worms take over the world?… Global Worming. (Worm Jokes & Earth Day Jokes)
  9. What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?… A drizzly bear. (Bear Jokes for Kids & Rain Jokes)
  10. Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love?… They’re getting married in the spring! (Wedding Jokes)
  11. What do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes for Kids / Flower Jokes / Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  12. Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?… It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  13. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Gymnastics Jokes for Kids)
  14. What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella! (Rain Jokes)
  15. Fence Company Sign: Our favorite spring sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
  16. What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?… Son-flower! (Mom Jokes / Flower Jokes / Sun Jokes)
  17. What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall. (Summer Jokes & Top 10 Fall Jokes)
  18. What does a school book do in the spring?… Puts on a jacket. (Book Jokes & Winter Jokes / Spring Jokes / Fall Jokes)
  19. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  20. Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?” (High School Jokes)
  21. Finally my winter fat is gone… Now I have spring rolls. (Winter Jokes)