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Top 10 Sports Jokes

  1. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes Rain Jokes)
  2. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Worm Jokes Earth Day Jokes)
  3. Spring is here, and the trees are getting their foliage back… What a releaf. (Tree Jokes)
  4. What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?… A bloomin’ onion! (Onion Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  5. What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?… A drizzly bear. (Bear Jokes for Kids & Rain Jokes)
  6. What do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  7. Fence Company Sign: Our favorite spring sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
  8. What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall. (Summer Jokes & Top 10 Fall Jokes)
  9. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  10. Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?” (High School Jokes)