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  1. How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
  2. What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?… A split! (Banana Jokes for Kids)
  3. A pommel horse walks into a parallel bar. The barman says, “Is this a joke about gymnastics?”… The horse beams. (Horse Racing Jokes for Kids)
  4. What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common?… They can all do the splits. (Banana Jokes for Kids & Circus Jokes)
  5. What is a flip flop’s favorite sport?… gymnastics. (Flip Flop Jokes)
  6. What did the mummy gymnastics coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up! (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  7. What would you get if you crossed a gymnast and the Invisible Man?… Gymnastics like no one has ever seen. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  8. What do gymnasts who are good at bars dress up as for Halloween?… “GIANTS” (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  9. Why did the vegetarians boycott gymnastics?… They didn’t like meets!
  10. When is a gymnast like a judge?… When she sits on the bench.
  11. Why was Cinderella such a bad player?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  12. Why is a gymnastics meet the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  13. Where do gymnasts go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  14. What do gymnasts who are good at bars dress up as for Halloween?… “GIANTS” (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  15. What did the vampire gymnast say to the vault coach?… “I want to TSUK your blood.” (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  16. Where do bad gymnasts go?… Behind parallel bars!
  17. What is a gymnastic coach’s favorite color?… Yeller
  18. How are reciprocals like gymnasts?…They flip! (Math Jokes for Kids)