Flip Flop Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best flip flop jokes.
  2. What do you call a French guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  3. What do pancakes wear to the beach?… A flip-flops! (Summer Jokes & Pancake Jokes)
  4. What is the official footwear of the upcoming presidential election?… The flip flop. (Election Jokes)
  5. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe wear flip flops to school? (Canoe Jokes) 
  6. Last Christmas my parents got me a pair of flip flops with matchbox cars glued to the bottom… Cheap Skates! (Hockey Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
  7. What shoe can’t make up its mind?… Flip flops.
  8. What is a flip flop’s favorite sport?… gymnastics. (Gymnastics Jokes)
  9. Why did the politician go to cheerleading classes?… To learn how to flip-flop. (Election Jokes & Flip Flop Jokes)
  10. How did the flip flop become successful?… It had a great step-by-step plan.
  11. What do you call a politician who can’t turn pancakes?… A flip-flop.
  12. What shoes do penguins wear in the summer?… Flipper flops. (Flip Flop Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  13. What is the official shoe of politicians during an election year?… Flip Flops! (Election Jokes for Kids & Electoral College Highest to Lowest)
  14. How does a flip flop stay grounded?… By keeping its feet firmly planted in the sand!
  15. What did the flip flop say at the barbecue?… I’m just here to flip some burgers! (Hamburger Jokes)
  16. What did the flip flop get married?… It found it’s “sole”-mate! (Marriage Jokes)
  17. Why did the flip flop join the Army?… To become a sole-dier! (Army Jokes)
  18. What did the ocean say to the flip flops?… Nothing, it just waved!
  19. Why did the flip flop go to the party?… To kick up its heels and have a toe-tally good time!
  20. Why did the flip flop break up with the sneaker?… It couldn’t tie them down!
  21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe wear flip flops to a high school graduation? (Canoe Jokes) 
  22. How does a flip flop make a decision?… It takes a step back and weighs its options!
  23. Why did the flip flop refuse to dance?… It had two left feet. (Dance Jokes)
  24. What did the flip flop say to the sandal?… “I like the way you toe the line!”
  25. Why did the flip flop go to school?… To become smarter-sole!
  26. How does a flip flop keep in touch with other footwear?… Through its flip phone!
  27. What do you call a flip flop that loves to dance?… A flip hop! (Dance Jokes)
  28. What did one flip flop say to the other at the beach?… “Let’s make waves together!”
  29. How does a flip flop get around town?… By taking a toetally cool ride!
  30. How does a flip flop navigate through life?… With a lot of sole-searching!
    (Psychology Jokes)
  31. Why did the flip flop divorce the sneaker?… Because it was tired of being tied down! (Divorce Jokes)
  32. What did the flip flop say to the ocean?… Water you looking at?
  33. Why was the flip flop afraid of commitment?… It was scared of getting too tied down!
  34. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe wear flip flops to a college graduation? (Canoe Jokes) 
  35. Why did the flip flop go to therapy?… It had some serious commitment issues. (Psychology Jokes)
  36. Why did the flip flop go to school?… It wanted to be more grounded.
  37. Why was the flip flop always happy?… It always looked on the sunny side.
  38. What did the flip flop do to relax?… It took a beach day.
  39. Why did the flip flop go to therapy?… Because it had too many “sole” searching issues.
  40. Why was the flip flop invited to the party?… Because it knew how to bring the “sole” to the dance floor!
  41. Why don’t flip flops play hide and seek?… Because they always end up getting “exposed!”
  42. Why did the flip flop go to the concert?… It wanted to dance to the “sole”-ful tunes! (365 Music Jokes)
  43. Why was the president bad at gymnastics?… He was a flip-flop! (Election Jokes & Flip Flop Jokes)
  44. Why did the flip flop volunteer at the beach clean-up?… It wanted to lend a helping sole!
  45. What did the flip flop say to the hot pavement?… I’m feeling the heat, but I’ll never lose my cool!
  46. Why did the flip flop take dance lessons?… To get a little more sole!
  47. Why did the flip flop go to the party alone?… Because it couldn’t find a sole mate!
  48. Why did the flip flop refuse to play hide and seek?… Because it always sticks out like a sore toe!
  49. What did the flip flop say to the beach towel?… Wrap it up, I’m feeling a little exposed!
  50. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me some good flip flop puns?(Canoe Jokes)
  51. Why don’t dairy farmers wear flip flops?… Because they lactose.
  52. What is the official footwear of the upcoming town election?… The flip flop.
  53. Hillary Clinton has become so famous that they started naming footwear after her… They call it the flip flop.
  54. Why was the politician bad at gymnastics?… She was a flip-flop! (Election Jokes & Flip Flop Jokes)
  55. What is the official footwear of the upcoming state election?… The flip flop.