Divorce Jokes:
- Texas Jokes: I have so many failed marriages. The one good thing…. All my ex’s live in Texas.
- Chemistry Jokes: Did you hear that oxygen divorced magnesium?… OMg!
- What do Gisele, Eli Manning, and Nick Foles all have in common?… All three managed to take a ring from Tom Brady.
- Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow at the divorce lawyer’s heart?… Because even Cupid can’t hit a target that small
- Donut Jokes: A cream-filled donut & an eclair decided to get a divorce. It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
- Valentine’s Day Jokes: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed, “guess who?”… A divorce lawyer.
- Groundhog Day Jokes: What did Elvis say when he divorced the rodent?… “You ain’t nothing but a groundhog.”
- Shrimp Jokes: Why did the shrimp and the clam get a divorce?… They were two shellfish.
- Why did the lobster and the shrimp get a divorce?… They were two shellfish.
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