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  1. What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids & Candy Jokes)
  2. Why do polar bears and penguins not get along?… Because they are polar opposites.
  3. What kinds of hugs does Winnie the Pooh give?… Bear hugs! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  4. What kind of animal wears sunglasses?… A solar bear.
  5. Why did the panda go to Lowe’s during a heat wave?… To buy a bear conditioner. (Heat Wave Jokes)
  6. What is an angry polar bear’s favorite food?… A “brrr” “grrr”! (Bear Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  7. A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I’d like a water ……………. and some of those peanuts.” The server says says, “Sure, but why the big paws?” (Camping Jokes for Kids & Hunting Jokes)
  8. So today’s the day those 8-legged Bears wake up from hibernation… When September ends, the OctoBears wake up! (October Jokes & Bear Jokes)
  9. What do you call a bears without ears?… B’s. 
  10. Teddy bears hate going to the gym, because they’re scared of getting ripped.
  11. Why did the hunter cut off the grizzly bear’s arms?… Because according to the 2nd amendment…..the hunter has the right to bear arms. (Hunting Jokes & Constitution Jokes)
  12. What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine’s Day?… I love you beary much! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  13. So today’s the day those 8-legged Bears wake up from hibernation… When September ends, the OctoBears wake up! (October Jokes & Bear Jokes)
  14. Why did Yogi like the second amendment?… Because he loved his bear arms. (Constitution Jokes)
  15. Two hikers making their way through bear country come around a corner to spot their worst fear: a grizzly. Without pausing a fraction of a second, one of the hikers takes off running, prompting the bear to charge. Forced into action, the second hiker turns and sprints after the first. “What were you thinking?” he shouts. “You’re not supposed to run in a situation like this. You can’t outrun a bear!” “I don’t have to outrun the bear,” his friend shouts back over his shoulder. “I just have to outrun you.” (Camping Jokes & Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  16. What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet. (Walking Jokes & Bear Jokes)
  17. Where do polar bears vote?… The North Poll! (Election Jokes / Bear Jokes / Christmas Jokes)
  18. What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?… A drizzly bear. (Bear Jokes for Kids & Rain Jokes)
  19. What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Bear Jokes)
  20. “The Constitution says I have the right to bear arms,” I told the officer and he said, “Where’s the rest of the bear?” (Constitution Jokes & Police Jokes)
  21. Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his cupcake?… Cause he was stuffed.
  22. Alaska Tourism Bear Warning If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public service announcement: In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country. The bells warn away MOST bears (brown, black, etc.), but be careful because they don’t scare Grizzly Bears. Tourists are cautioned to watch the ground on the trail, paying particular attention to bear droppings to be alert for the presence of Grizzly Bears. One can easily spot a Grizzly dropping because it has tiny bells in it. If you know of any other Alaska-related jokes, leave them behind in the comments so we all can have a good laugh. (Travel Guest Blogs & Alaska Jokes)
  23. Why couldn’t the Teddy Bear eat his donut?… He was stuffed. (Donut Jokes)
  24. A circus tamer was trying to arrange a trick where he’d have 50 bears marching in perfect lines, but they always ended up walking in circles, leading him to almost selling his bears… Turns out he was the problem all along, he just had to get his bear-rings straight! (March Jokes)
  25. Why do Grizzlies break their pencils?… They BEAR down too heard! (Pencil Jokes)
  26. What is an angry polar bear’s favorite food?… A “brrr” “grrr”! (Hamburger Jokes)
  27. Why are the Buffalo Sabres like grizzly bears?… Every fall they go into hibernation. (Winter Jokes for Kids & Hockey Jokes)
  28. What’s one thing that you’ll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving?… You’ll both be filled with stuffing. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  29. What do you call a group a grizzlies cracking up together?… A BEARel of laughs! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  30. What do you call a group a grizzlies cracking up together at summer camp?… A BEARel of laughs! (Animal Jokes for Kids & Bear Jokes)
  31. Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids / Jokes for the 1st Day of School / Bear Jokes)