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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best swimming jokes.
  2. A friend suggested trying a local honey for my allergies. So I did that… Now my wife wants a divorce. (Divorce Jokes)
  3. What’s a bee’s favorite body part?… Their hon-knees. (Bee Jokes & 101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  4. Where does Winnie-The-Pooh like to swim the most?… In his honey pot! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Honey Jokes)
  5. Why can’t Pooh rob a bank?… He would only steal the honey and not the money. (Police Jokes for Kids & Honey Jokes)
  6. Why do the bees choose to sting Pooh?… Because he is stuffed with hunny. (Bee Jokes)
  7. How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?… Only one if it’s a Pooh Bear!
  8. What kind of honey does Winnie the Pooh like the most?… The kind that is closest to him!
  9. What do you get if you cross Winnie-the-Pooh and a honey pot?… A chubby tummy.
  10. What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie-the-Pooh?… An empty honey pot! (Honey Jokes)
  11. Why is Winnie-the-Pooh yellow?… Because he eats a lot of honey!
  12. What does Winnie the Pooh use to eat honey?… His bear hands!
  13. Why do the bees choose to sting Pooh?… Because he is stuffed with hunny. (Bee Jokes)
  14. Where does Winnie-The-Pooh like to swim the most?… In his honey pot! (Swimming Jokes)
  15. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about honey?
  16. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good honey knock-knock joke?
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good honey knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  18. Where does Winnie-The-Pooh like to swim the most?… In his honey pot! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Honey Jokes)
  19. What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?… A very sticky situation! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  20. What’s the first thing Pooh says when he gets home?… Hi Honey, I’m home! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  21. Why is Pooh’s wife jealous?… Pooh comes home with a new honey everyday!
  22. What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?… Show me the honey. (Movie Jokes & Honey Jokes)
  23. What Valentine’s message can you find in a honeycomb?… Bee mine. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  24. What did one bee say to the other?… I love bee-ing with you, honey! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  25. What type of apple do bees like to use to make pie?… Honeycrisp! (Apple Jokes & Apple Pie Jokes)
  26. How does a bee brush its hair?…  With its honeycomb. (Barber Jokes)
  27. Why was the bee mad?… You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar. (Honey Jokes)