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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cat jokes.
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?… Because of its bark. (Dog Jokes & Cat Jokes)
What do you get when you cross a tabby cat with a lemon tree?… A sour puss. (Tree Jokes)
What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?… To Dr. Seuss. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
McGonagall is a good teacher, but… she has a tendency to be catty. (Harry Potter Jokes & Jokes for Teachers)
Where do cats go for their prom?… The fur ball. (Prom Jokes)
What is the Cat in the Hat ‘s favorite cereal?… Mice Krispies. (Cereal Jokes)
What Dr. Seuss baseball book was never published?… “The Cat at Bat!” (101 Baseball Jokes & Book Jokes)
Why did the Cat in the Hat put the letter “M” into the freezer?… To turn “ice” into “mice” (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
What does the Cat in the Hat wear when he sleeps?… paw-jamas! (Cat Jokes & Napping Jokes)
What’s black and white and read all over?… The Cat in the Hat.
What is the difference between a comma and the Cat in the Hat?… One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. (Grammar Jokes & Cat Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about cats?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good cat knock-knock joke?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good cat knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
What is the name of the cat who said, “The British are coming! The British are coming!”?… Paw Revere.
How are pumpkins like cats?… They’re often waiting on the porch for you when you get home. (Pumpkin Jokes)
Why was the black cat having a concert on Friday the 13th?… Because she was very meow-sical. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
What does a cat fill his pancakes with?… Mice cream! (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
I wrapped my cat in a blanket… Now she’s a purrito.
My cat hates tacos… she prefers to eat purr-itos.
To break the stigma surrounding black cats being a bad omen, the cat joined the red cross society and became a first aid kit-ten and started helping mankind.
While trying a new magic spell, the witch crossed a black cat and an oak tree… The result was a black and white cat-a-log’ue. (Cat Jokes / Witch Jokes / Tree Jokes)
What is a black cat’s favorite game?… Hide and shriek!
On Friday the 13th, the black cat did all her laundry and hung them on a fe-line to dry. (Cat Jokes)
The witches’ black cat fell off the broom while flying… it was cat-astrophic. (Cat Jokes)
The black cat wore her favorite dress for the costume party on Friday 13th… she wore a purrr-ple gown.
At the Friday 13th dance party, the black cat saw her rival fish and said, “I have a bone to pick with you.”
What is the difference between a black cat and a frog?… They say a black cat has nine lives, and the frog croaks every night. (Cat Jokes & Frog Jokes)
How was the black cat feeling on Friday the 13th?… Purr-fectly happy. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
What did the black cat say to the construction worker on Friday The 13th?… It’s fine if you avoid stepping under that ladder. I plan on crossing your path in a minute. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
When is it considered unlucky to see a black cat?… When you are a mouse.
Why was the black cat feeling grouchy on the 13th of Friday?… She was in a very bad meowd.
The cops arrested a black cat on Friday the 13th… they said she was a purr-patrator.
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?” (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids & Mother’s Day Jokes)
What does a cat read in the morning?… The mewspaper. (Cat Jokes)
Why is a cat so good at video games?… Because he starts with nine lives!
What grade did the cat do on his math test?… A Purrrr-fect score! (Math Jokes for Kids & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
What is the title of the autobiography of the cat … Hiss and Tell. (Book Jokes)
What is the a cat’s favorite cereal?… Mice Krispies. (Cereal Jokes)
What does a cat do when he gets mad?… He has a hissy fit.
What is a cat’s favorite birthday party game?… Mews-ical chairs. (Birthday Jokes)
What does a cat use to make his coffee?… A purr-colator. (Cat Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
If lights run on electricity and buses run on gas, what does a cat run on?… His paws.
What is a cat’s favorite brand of sneaker?… Mew Balance. (Track and Field Jokes)
Why did the cat want to be friends with the fish?… He thought it was a cat fish. (Cat Jokes & Fish Jokes)
What is the cat’s favorite show on TV?… The evening mews. (Cat Jokes)
What is the difference between a comma and a cat?… One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. (Grammar Jokes)
What kind of musician is a cat ?… A purr-cussionist. (Music Jokes)
What is a the cat’s favorite brand of car?… The Catillac. (Car Jokes)
What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite musical?… The Sound of Mewsic. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
What color does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… Purrr-ple.
What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite song?… Three Blind Mice! ((Music Jokes & Cat Jokes)
Why did the Cat in the Hat put the letter “M” into the freezer?… To turn “ice” into “mice” (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
Which vegetable does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… As-purr-agus.
Why is the Cat in the Hat such a good piano player?… Because they’re very mewsical. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
What does the Cat in the Hat wear when he sleeps?… paw-jamas! (Cat Jokes & Napping Jokes)
What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he wears winter shoes?… Puss in boots. (Cat Jokes & Winter Jokes)
Why was the Cat in the Hat so crabby?… He was in a bad mewd. (Cat Jokes)
Why did the Cat in the Hat run away from the tree?… It was afraid of the bark! (Cat Jokes & Tree Jokes)
What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he’s walking on snow?… A cool cat. (Cat Jokes & Winter Jokes)
Which side of the Cat in the Hat has the most fur?… The outside. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
Where does a cat go when he’s sick?… To Dr. Seuss. (Doctor Jokes)
What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite show on TV?… The evening mews. (Cat Jokes)
What does the Cat in the Hat use to make his coffee?… A purr-colator. (Cat Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
If lights run on electricity and buses run on gas, what does the Cat in the Hat run on?… His paws.
What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite brand of sneaker?… Mew Balance. (Track and Field Jokes)
What is the difference between a comma and the Cat in the Hat?… One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. (Grammar Jokes & Cat Jokes)
What kind of musician is the Cat in the Hat ?… A purr-cussionist. (Music Jokes & Cat Jokes)
What is a the Cat in the Hat’s favorite brand of car?… The Catillac. (Car Jokes)
Why is the Cat in the Hat so good at video games?… Because he starts with nine lives!
What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite birthday party game?… Mews-ical chairs. (Birthday Jokes)
What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite musical?… The Sound of Mewsic. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
What color does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… Purrr-ple.
What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite song?… Three Blind Mice! ((Music Jokes & Cat Jokes)
Why did the Cat in the Hat put the letter “M” into the freezer?… To turn “ice” into “mice” (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
Which vegetable does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… As-purr-agus.
Why is the Cat in the Hat such a good piano player?… Because they’re very mewsical. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
What does the Cat in the Hat wear when he sleeps?… paw-jamas! (Cat Jokes & Napping Jokes)
What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he wears winter shoes?… Puss in boots. (Cat Jokes & Winter Jokes)
Why was the Cat in the Hat so crabby?… He was in a bad mewd. (Cat Jokes)
Why did the Cat in the Hat run away from the tree?… It was afraid of the bark! (Cat Jokes & Tree Jokes)
What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he’s walking on snow?… A cool cat. (Cat Jokes & Winter Jokes)
Which side of the Cat in the Hat has the most fur?… The outside. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
What grade did the cat in the Hat get on his english test?… A Purrrr-fect score! (Math Jokes for Kids & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
What grade did the cat in the Hat get on his science test?… A Purrrr-fect score! (Math Jokes for Kids & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
What grade did the cat in the Hat get on his physics test?… A Purrrr-fect score! (Math Jokes for Kids & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
What grade did the cat in the Hat get on his French test?… A Purrrr-fect score! (Math Jokes for Kids & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
What does the Cat in the Hat read in the morning?… The mewspaper. (Cat Jokes)
Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?… To Dr. Seuss. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
What grade did the Cat in the Hat get on his math test?… A Purrrr-fect score! (Math Jokes for Kids & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
What is the title of the unauthorized autobiography of the Cat in the Hat … Hiss and Tell. (Cat Jokes & Book Jokes)
What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Cat Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
What is the Cat in the Hat ‘s favorite cereal?… Mice Krispies. (Cat Jokes & Cereal Jokes)
Where does the Cat in the Hat perform?… At the Circus McGurkus. (Cat Jokes & Circus Jokes)
What does the the Cat in the Hat do when he gets mad?… He has a hissy fit. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
Why did the Cat in the Hat want to be friends with the fish?… He thought it was a cat fish. (Cat Jokes & Fish Jokes)
What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite show on TV?… The evening mews. (Cat Jokes)
What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite show on TV?… The evening mews. (Cat Jokes)
What does the Cat in the Hat use to make his coffee?… A purr-colator. (Cat Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
If lights run on electricity and buses run on gas, what does the Cat in the Hat run on?… His paws.
What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite brand of sneaker?… Mew Balance. (Track and Field Jokes)
What is the difference between a comma and the Cat in the Hat?… One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. (Grammar Jokes & Cat Jokes)
What kind of musician is the Cat in the Hat ?… A purr-cussionist. (Music Jokes & Cat Jokes)
What is a the Cat in the Hat’s favorite brand of car?… The Catillac. (Car Jokes)
Why is the Cat in the Hat so good at video games?… Because he starts with nine lives!
What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite birthday party game?… Mews-ical chairs. (Cat Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite musical?… The Sound of Mewsic. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
What color does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… Purrr-ple.
What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite song?… Three Blind Mice! ((Music Jokes & Cat Jokes)
Why did the Cat in the Hat put the letter “M” into the freezer?… To turn “ice” into “mice” (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
Which vegetable does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… As-purr-agus.
Why is the Cat in the Hat such a good piano player?… Because they’re very mewsical. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
What does the Cat in the Hat wear when he sleeps?… paw-jamas! (Cat Jokes & Napping Jokes)
What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he wears winter shoes?… Puss in boots. (Cat Jokes & Winter Jokes)
Why was the Cat in the Hat so crabby?… He was in a bad mewd. (Cat Jokes)
Why did the Cat in the Hat run away from the tree?… It was afraid of the bark! (Cat Jokes & Tree Jokes)
What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he’s walking on snow?… A cool cat. (Cat Jokes & Winter Jokes)
Which side of the Cat in the Hat has the most fur?… The outside. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)

What kind of yard work does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… Meowing the lawn. (Cat Jokes & Summer Jokes)
How is the Cat in the Hat like a coin?… It has a head on one side and tail on the other. (Cat Jokes & Biology Jokes)
What did the Grinch say when he was caught stealing from a French art museum?… I did it for the Monet! (Art Jokes)
What does the Cat in the Hat like to eat on hot days?… Mice cream cones. (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
What does the Grinch see with?… Burglarize! (Police Jokes)
How fast did the Grinch’s sled go?… Max speed. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
What is another name for the Cat in the Hat’s apartment?… A scratch pad. (Cat Jokes)
What’s the Grinch’s favorite board game?… Mean-opoly!
What is the Cat in the Hat’s best event in gymnastics?… The balance beam! (Cat Jokes & Gymnastics Jokes)
How did the Grinch know to average all of the presents he stole, so that each Who in Whoville got the same amount returned to them?… He’s a mean one, Mr. Grinch. (Math Jokes for Kids)
What did Mr. Turkey say to the Grinch?… We would like to hire you to steal Thanksgiving. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
Why did the Grinch not steal any kitchen utensils?… He decided it wasn’t worth the whisk! (Police Jokes)
How did the city folk in Whoville refer to the Grinch?… As a Hill-Bully. (Anti-Bullying Blogs)
Why did the Grinch go down the chimney?… Because it sooted him!
What happened when the Grinch went to the flea circus?… He stole the show!
What’s the difference between Batman and the Grinch?… Batman can go into Whoville without Robin! (Batman Jokes)
Why did the Grinch get a burglar alarm?… Because he needs to get up on time! (Police Jokes)
Where does the Grinch keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Snow Jokes)
Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store?… To find some Christmas spirit. (Beer Jokes)
What do people say when they hear the Grinch stealing from them?… Who goes there? (Police Jokes)
Why was it so hard to miss the Grinch on Christmas morning?… He had all the presence.
Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
Why was the Grinch so bad at playing Crazy 8’s?… He was green (he never played before).
I told my wife that I thought that the Grinch’s voice was a little strange… But the wife said “Who?”
Knock knock… Who’s there?… That’s right, the who’s are here! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
Where does the Grinch keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Snow Jokes / Grinch Jokes)
What did the Cat in the Hat say when the dog ate its food?… You gotta be kitten me. (Cat Jokes & Dog Jokes)
What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite magazine?… Good Mousekeeping. (Cat Jokes)
What would Sally’s mom say if she saw the messy house?… What a CATastrophe! (Cat Jokes)
What looks like half a Cat in the Hat ?… The other half. (Cat Jokes)
How does the Cat in the Hat eat ice cream?… With his mouth just like everyone else. (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
What’s the first thing the Cat in the Hat does in the morning?… He wakes up! (Cat Jokes)
Why can’t the Cat in the Hat go to high school?… You’re not allowed to wear hats in school! (Hat Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
Why can’t the Cat in the Hat go to elementary school?… You’re not allowed to wear hats in school! (Hat Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
How do you know the Cat in the Hat used your computer?… Your mouse has teeth marks on it. (Cat Jokes)
Why did the Cat in the Hat pour oil on the mouse?… Because it squeaked. (Cat Jokes)
Why did the Cat in the Hat cross the road?… It was the chicken’s day off. (Cat Jokes & Chicken Jokes)
What happens when you give the Cat in the Hat a Rubik’s cube?… It gets purr-plexed. (Cat Jokes)
Why did the Grinch want to go down the chimney?… Because it sooted him. (Grinch Jokes)
Why didn’t the Cat in the Hat ever get grounded?… His mother did not mind anything he did at all. (Cat Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
What does the Cat in the Hat put up when the rain comes down?… His umbrella! (Cat Jokes & Rain Jokes)
What happens when the Cat in the Hat drinks vinegar?… He turns into a sourpuss. (Cat Jokes)
Why was the Cat in the Hat so good with money?… He knew how to balance a checkbook! (Cat Jokes)
If the Cat in the Hat can jump five feet high, then why can’t he jump through a three foot high window?… The window is closed. (Cat Jokes)
What did the Cat in the Hat name his dog?… Spot! (Cat Jokes & Dog Jokes)
What’s black and white and read all over?… The Cat in the Hat. (Cat Jokes)
What happened when the Grinch went to the flea circus?… He stole the show. (Grinch Jokes)
Why does the Cat in the Hat seem so smart?… Because he knows a lot about that! (Cat Jokes)
What does the Cat in the Hat use to keep his grass trimmed?… A lawn meower. (Cat Jokes & Summer Jokes)
Which side of the Cat in the Hat has the most fur?… The outside. (Cat Jokes)
Why doesn’t the Cat in the Hat know about this?… Because he only knows a lot about that! (Cat Jokes)
Why was the Grinch so bad at playing Crazy 8’s?… He was green (he never played before).
Why was it so hard to miss the Grinch on Christmas morning?… He had all presence. (Grinch Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado. (Grinch Jokes & Cinco de Mayo Jokes)
What do you call the candy the Grinch stole?… Hot chocolate. (Candy Jokes)
Why can’t the Grinch get down from the mountain?… You can only get down from a goose. (Hiking Jokes)

What does the Cat in the Hat use to keep his grass trimmed?… A lawn meower. (Cat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
Why do so many people love the Cat in the Hat?… They think he’s purrrr-fect. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
Why doesn’t the Cat in the Hat know about this?… Because he only knows a lot about that! (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
What did one cat say to the other cat on Valentine’s Day?… Don’t ever change, you’re purrrfect. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What message is on candy hearts for cats?… “You’re purr-fect!” (Candy Jokes & Cat Jokes)
What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?… You’re purrr-fect for me. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
Octopus: [holding a gun in each hand] Cat: you’re one short pal. (Octopus Jokes)
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?… To the mewseum. (Field Trip Jokes for Kids)
Son to mother after 1st day of school. “Nothing exciting happened except the teacher didn’t know how to spell cat, so I told her.” (Back to School Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?… A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! (Dog Jokes)
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?… Because of its bark! (Dog Jokes & Cat Jokes)
What is the cat’s favorite TV show?… The evening mews!
What cat said, “The British are coming! The British are coming!”?… Paw Revere. (American Revolution Jokes)
What is smarter than a talking cat?… A spelling bee! (Bee Jokes / 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?… To Dr. Seuss. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
What do you call a cat on Christmas Eve?… Sandy Claws. (Christmas Eve Jokes & Cat Jokes)
What is the difference between a comma and the Cat in the Hat?… One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
Which cat discovered America?… Christofurry Columbus (Columbus Day Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?… Mice cream and cake! (Birthday Jokes for Kids & Ice Cream Jokes)
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?… A Kitty Kat bar! (Candy Jokes)
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?… You have to been careful not to step in a poodle. (Rain Jokes & Dog Jokes)
What do you call a cat on a summer camp field trip to the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids / Christmas Jokes / Cat Jokes)
What is a cat’s favorite color?… Purrrple!
What does a cat call a hummingbird?… Fast food. (Fast Food Jokes & Bird Jokes)
What do you call a cat in a station wagon?… A car-pet!
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?…. sour-puss (Halloween Jokes)
What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?… Purrr-suasive.
Do you want to hear a bad cat joke?’.. Just kitten.
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?… Sandy Claws! (Top Holiday Jokes / Top Winter Jokes / Christmas Trivia)
Why don’t cats like online Christmas shopping?… They prefer a cat-alogue. (Top Holiday Jokes / Top Winter Jokes/ Christmas Trivia)
Who did cats vote for in November 2106?… Hillary Kitten. (Top Presidential Jokes)
There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?… None, because they were copycats!
Who is the leader of the Kitty Communist Party?… Chairman Meow.
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?… the purrpatrator.
What did the alien say to the cat?… Take me to your litter. (Top Astronomy Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?… Kitty Perry! (Horse Jokes)
What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito!
What is lion’s favorite food?… Baked beings! (Lion Jokes)
Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge?… Because it turns “ice” into “mice!” (Top Winter Jokes)
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?… He felt funny! (Lion Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?… A terrified postman! (Dog Jokes and Mailman Jokes)
What do you call a flying cat?… I’m-paws-sible. (Pilot Jokes)
What did the cat say when he lost all his money?… I’m paw!
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?… She had a litter of mittens. (Winter Jokes)
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother’s sister?… An aunt-eater! (Lion Jokes)
Why shouldn’t you kidnap the kitten?… Because curiousity killed the cat burglar.
What do tigers wear in bed?… Stripey pyjamas! (Napping Jokes)
Why did the cat wear a dress?… She was feline fine.
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?… To keep an eye on the mouse! (Computer Jokes)
What did the cat say when he lost his Christmas toys?… You got to be kitten me. (Top Holiday Jokes / Top Winter Jokes / Christmas Trivia)
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo?… A stripey jumper!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?… A sourpuss!
How are tigers like sergeants in the army?… They both wear stripes! (Veterans Day Jokes)
What does the Cat in the Hat read in the morning?… The mewspaper. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
How does the Cat in the Hat sing scales?… Do-ri-me-ow. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Music Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?… A stripey sweater! (Sheep Jokes)
Why is the desert lion everyone’s favorite at Christmas?… Because he has sandy claws! (Top Holiday Jokes / Top Winter Jokes / Christmas Trivia)
How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?… ‘Pleased to eat you.’! (Lion Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?… Frostbite! (Top Holiday Jokes / Top Winter Jokes / Christmas Trivia)
What is a French cat’s favorite pudding?… Chocolate mousse!
What looks like half a cat?… The other half!
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?… ‘Claws.’ (Top Summer Jokes & Lion Jokes)
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger?… A stri-ped!
What do you call a cat that wears make up?… Glamourpuss.
What do cats like to read?… Cat-alogues!
What kind of sports car does a cat drive?… A Furrari. (Sports Joke of the Day) (Car Jokes)
What do you call a cat who just ate a duck?… a duck-filled platy puss. (Duck Jokes)
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?… ‘Don’t go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.’
What’s striped and bouncy?… A tiger on a pogo stick!
What is a cat’s favorite dance move?… The Purr-colator. (Coffee Day Jokes)
Why was the cat scared of the tree?… Because of its bark. (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
What do you feed an invisible cat?… Evaporated milk.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?… Hailing taxi cabs! (Dog Jokes)
How is cat food sold?… Usually purr can!
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?… A tiger moth!
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?… ‘Let us prey.’ (Lion Jokes)
What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?… A catastrophe!
Who was the most powerful cat in China?… Chairman Miaow! (World Geography Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?… A cat-a-logue! (Top Arbor Day Jokes) Tree Jokes)
What do you call a cat race?… A meowathon. (Sports Joke of the Day)
Why did the cat get pulled over by the police?… Because it “littered.” (Police Jokes)
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?… An octopuss! (Octopus Jokes)
Why did the cat join the Red Cross?… Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
When the cat’s away?… The house smells better!
What is a cats favorite vegetable?… As-purr-agus.
Did you know that cats designed the great pyramids of Giza?… It was all drawn out on paw-pyrus. (World Geography)
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?… A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night! (Frog Jokes)
Did you hear about the passenger who had to be escorted off the airplane?… She let the cat out of the bag. (Pilot Jokes)
Why are cats so good at video games?… Because they have nine lives!
What’s a cat’s favorite button on the tv remote?… Paws.
Did you hear about the cat that thought she was a dog?… She was purr-plexed. (Dog Jokes)
What do cats like to eat on sunny days?… Mice cream cones! (Ice Cream Jokes)
What do you call a cat that doesn’t use the litter box?… A pet project.
What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?… Santa Claws! (Christmas Jokes)
What kind of car does a fat cat drive?… a Catillac! (car Jokes)
Why was the cat so small?… Because it only ate condensed milk! (Milk Jokes)
What do you call Long John Silver when he has a cat on his shoulder?… A purr-ate! (Pirate Jokes)
What do you call a cat that smells good?… prrrr-fume.
Did you hear about the cat who wanted to learn how to bark?… Curiousity killed the cat.
What is a cats favorite kitchen tool?… The “whisker”
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?… An eskimew!
What is a cats favorite book?… The prince and the paw-purr.
What did the cat say to the dog?… Check meow-t!
What do you call a cat on ice?… One cool cat.
What is a cats favorite musical instrument?… Purr-cussion.
What do you call a cat that can address the media?… a Press Kit.
What do cats wear at night?… paw-jamas!
What time is it when ten cats chase a mouse?… Ten After One.
What do you call a cat that does tricks?… A magic kit.
What do you call a painting of a cat?… A paw-trait
What do you call a cat when it is huge?… A MEOW-SIVE CAT
What do you call a cat that can put together furniture from Ikea?… an Assembly kit.
Why did the cat go to the river?… Claws it wanted to.
What’s the first thing you say to a cat?… HELLO KITTY!
What do you need to get a fast cat to use the litter box?… Quicksand.
What was the special offer at the pet store this week?… Buy 1 Cat get 1 Flea!
What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail?… Me-ow!
How do you make cats furry?… The spin cycle.
Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himilayas?… She was a sher-paw.
Why did the cat cross the road?… It was the chicken’s day off!
Where does a cat go when he looses his tail?… The retail store!
What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors?… A survival kit.
What do you call a pile of kittens?… a meowntain
When is a lion not a lion?… When he turns into his cage!
What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?… They both have sandy claws.
How does the Cat in the Hat get what he wants?… With purr-suasion. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
What job did the Cat in the Hat have at the circus?… Acrocat. (Circus Jokes)

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