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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise for find the best Dr. Seuss jokes! 
  2. Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?… To Dr. Seuss. (Cat Jokes)
  3. What is the difference between a comma and the Cat in the Hat?… One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. (Grammar Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  4. Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes / Christmas Jokes / Grinch Jokes)
  5. What Dr. Seuss baseball book was never published?… “The Cat at Bat!” (101 Baseball Jokes)
  6. What is Sam-I-am’s middle name?… “I”
  7. What do you wear to show you care that it’s Dr. Seuss’ birthday on this early March winter day?… a hat! (Birthday Jokes)
  8. What does the Cat in the Hat like to eat for breakfast?… Green Eggs and Ham. (Pig Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
  9. What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who. (Grinch Jokes)
  10. What kind of musician is the Cat in the Hat ?… A purr-cussionist. (Music Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  11. Why was the Grinch afraid of Santa Claus?… He was Claustrophobic. (Christmas Jokes / Psychology Jokes / Grinch Jokes)
  12. What grade did the Cat in the Hat get on his math test?… A Purrrr-fect score! (Math Jokes for Kids & Cat Jokes)
  13. What is the Grinch’s favorite board game?… Mean-opoly.
  14. What does the Cat in the Hat read in the morning?… The mewspaper. (Cat Jokes)
  15. What do you call the chocolate bars the Grinch stole?… Hot chocolate. (Candy Jokes)
  16. How does the Cat in the Hat get what he wants?… With purr-suasion. (Cat Jokes)
  17. What job did the Cat in the Hat have at the circus?… Acrocat. (Cat Jokes & Circus Jokes)
  18. How fast did the Grinch’s sled go?… Max speed. (Dog Jokes)
  19. Why can’t the Grinch get down from the mountain?… You can only get down from a goose. (Hiking Jokes)
  20. How did the city folk in Whoville refer to the Grinch?… As a Hill-Bully.
  21. How does the Cat in the Hat sing scales?… Do-ri-me-ow. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
  22. Where does the Grinch keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Snow Jokes / Grinch Jokes)
  23. What does the Cat in the Hat wear when he sleeps?… paw-jamas! (Cat Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  24. What is the Cat in the Hat ‘s favorite cereal?… Mice Krispies. (Cat Jokes & Cereal Jokes)
  25. What is another name for the Cat in the Hat’s apartment?… A scratch pad. (Cat Jokes)
  26. What kind of yard work does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… Meowing the lawn. (Cat Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  27. What did the Cat in the Hat say when the dog ate it’s food?…You gotta be kitten me. (Cat Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  28. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite magazine?… Good Mousekeeping. (Cat Jokes)
  29. What did the Cat in the Hat order at the restaurant?… One fish, two fish, red fish and a blue fish. (Cat Jokes & Fish Jokes)
  30. Why can’t the Cat in the Hat go to school?… You’re not allowed to wear hats in school! (Cat Jokes)
  31. What would Sally’s mom say if she saw the messy house?… What a CATastrophe! (Cat Jokes)
  32. What looks like half a Cat in the Hat ?… The other half. (Cat Jokes)
  33. How does the Cat in the Hat eat ice cream?… With his mouth just like everyone else. (Cat Jokes)
  34. Why did the Cat in the Hat put the letter “M” into the freezer?… To turn “ice” into “mice” (Cat Jokes)
  35. What’s the first thing the Cat in the Hat does in the morning?… He wakes up! (Cat Jokes)
  36. How do you know the Cat in the Hat used your computer?… Your mouse has teeth marks on it. (Cat Jokes)
  37. How is the Cat in the Hat like a coin?… It has a head on one side and tail on the other. (Cat Jokes & Biology Jokes)
  38. Why did the Cat in the Hat pour oil on the mouse?… Because it squeaked. (Cat Jokes)
  39. Why was the Cat in the Hat so crabby?… He was in a bad mewd. (Cat Jokes)
  40. Why is the Cat in the Hat such a good piano player?… Because they’re very mewsical. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
  41. Which vegetable does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… As-purr-agus. (Cat Jokes)
  42. What does the Cat in the Hat like to eat on hot days?… Mice cream cones. (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  43. What is Thing 1 and Thing 2?… Thing 3! (Math Jokes of Kids)
  44. Why did the Cat in the Hat cross the road?… It was the chicken’s day off. (Cat Jokes & Chicken Jokes)
  45. Why did the Cat in the Hat run away from the tree?… It was afraid of the bark! (Cat Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  46. What happens when you give the Cat in the Hat a Rubik’s cube?… It gets purr-plexed. (Cat Jokes)
  47. Why did the Grinch want to go down the chimney?… Because it sooted him. (Grinch Jokes)
  48. What is the Cat in the Hat’s best event in gymnastics?… The balance beam! (Cat Jokes)
  49. What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he’s walking on snow?… A cool cat. (Cat Jokes & Gymnastics Jokes)
  50. Why didn’t the Cat in the Hat ever get grounded?… His mother did not mind anything he did at all. (Cat Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  51. Why is the Cat in the Hat so good at video games?… Because he starts with nine lives! (Cat Jokes)
  52. What does the Cat in the Hat put up when the rain comes down?… His umbrella! (Cat Jokes)
  53. What color does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… Purrr-ple. (Cat Jokes)
  54. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite song?… Three Blind Mice! (Cat Jokes)
  55. What happens when the Cat in the Hat drinks vinegar?… He turns into a sourpuss. (Cat Jokes)
  56. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite show on TV?… The evening mews. (Cat Jokes)
  57. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite candy bar?… Thingamajig. (Cat Jokes & Candy Bars)
  58. What is a the Cat in the Hat’s favorite brand of car?… The Catillac. (Cat Jokes & Car Jokes)
  59. What does the Cat in the Hat use to make his coffee?… A purr-colator. (Cat Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  60. What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he wears winter shoes?… Puss in boots. (Cat Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  61. Why was the Cat in the Hat so good with money?… He knew how to balance a checkbook! (Cat Jokes)
  62. If the Cat in the Hat can jump five feet high, then why can’t he jump through a three foot high window?… The window is closed. (Cat Jokes)
  63. What does the Cat in the Hat say on stage?… Tabby or not tabby, that is the question. (Cat Jokes)
  64. What did the Cat in the Hat name his dog?… Spot! (Cat Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  65. What’s black and white and read all over?… The Cat in the Hat. (Cat Jokes)
  66. Where does the Cat in the Hat perform?… At the Circus McGurkus. (Cat Jokes & Circus Jokes)
  67. What happened when the Grinch went to the flea circus?… He stole the show.
  68. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Cat Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  69. If lights run on electricity and buses run on gas, what does the Cat in the Hat run on?… His paws. (Cat Jokes)
  70. What does the the Cat in the Hat do when he gets mad?… He has a hissy fit.(Cat Jokes)
  71. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite birthday party game?… Mews-ical chairs. (Cat Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
  72. What happened when the Cat in the Hat went to the flea circus?… He stole the show. (Cat Jokes)
  73. Why does the Cat in the Hat seem so smart?… Because he knows a lot about that! (Cat Jokes)
  74. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite musical?… The Sound of Mewsic. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
  75. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite brand of sneaker?… Mew Balance. (Cat Jokes & Track & Field Jokes)
  76. What is the title of the unauthorized autobiography of the Cat in the Hat … Hiss and Tell. (Cat Jokes)
  77. Why did the Cat in the Hat want to be friends with the fish?… He thought it was a cat fish. (Cat Jokes & Fish Jokes)
  78. What does the Cat in the Hat use to keep his grass trimmed?… A lawn meower. (Cat Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  79. Which side of the Cat in the Hat has the most fur?… The outside. (Cat Jokes)
  80. Why do so many people love the Cat in the Hat?… They think he’s purrrr-fect. (Cat Jokes)
  81. Why doesn’t the Cat in the Hat know about this?… Because he only knows a lot about that! (Cat Jokes)
  82. Why was the Grinch so bad at playing Crazy 8’s?… He was green (he never played before).
  83. Why was it so hard to miss the Grinch on Christmas morning?… He had all the presence. (Grinch Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
  84. Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado. (Grinch Jokes & Cinco de Mayo Jokes)