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Grinch Jokes

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise for find the best Dr. Seuss jokes! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Cat Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  3. What is the title of the unauthorized autobiography of the Cat in the Hat … Hiss and Tell. (Cat Jokes & Book Jokes)
  4. Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?… To Dr. Seuss. (Cat Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  5. What do you call someone who watches you take a test while wearing a vest?… Proctor Seuss. (Jokes for Teachers)
  6. What is the Cat in the Hat ‘s favorite cereal?… Mice Krispies. (Cat Jokes & Cereal Jokes)
  7. What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who. (Music Jokes)
  8. What Dr. Seuss baseball book was never published?… “The Cat at Bat!” (101 Baseball Jokes & Book Jokes)
  9. I saw a picture online that had Dre, Seuss, and House cropped into the background… Clearly it had been doctored. (Doctor Jokes)
  10. What does the Cat in the Hat like to eat for breakfast?… Green Eggs and Ham. (Pig Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
  11. Why did the Cat in the Hat put the letter “M” into the freezer?… To turn “ice” into “mice” (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  12. What does the Cat in the Hat wear when he sleeps?… paw-jamas! (Cat Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  13. What grade did the Cat in the Hat get on his math test?… A Purrrr-fect score! (Math Jokes for Kids & Cat Jokes)
  14. What’s black and white and read all over?… The Cat in the Hat. (Cat Jokes)
  15. What is the difference between a comma and the Cat in the Hat?… One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. (Grammar Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  16. What does the Cat in the Hat read in the morning?… The mewspaper. (Cat Jokes)
  17. What do you call a Dr. Seuss character with a medical degree?… Doctor Who. (Doctor Jokes)
  18. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite musical?… The Sound of Mewsic. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
  19. How did the Grinch know to average all of the presents he stole, so that each Who in Whoville got the same amount returned to them?… He’s a mean one, Mr. Grinch. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  20. What is Sam-I-am’s middle name?… “I”
  21. What is the Grinch’s favorite play?… Green Eggs and Hamlet! (Egg Jokes & Book Jokes)
  22. What does the the Cat in the Hat do when he gets mad?… He has a hissy fit. (Cat Jokes)
  23. Why did the Cat in the Hat want to be friends with the fish?… He thought it was a cat fish. (Cat Jokes & Fish Jokes)
  24. What is the Cat in the Hat’s best event in gymnastics?… The balance beam! (Cat Jokes & Gymnastics Jokes)
  25. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite show on TV?… The evening mews.(Cat Jokes)
  26. How does the Cat in the Hat get what he wants?… With purr-suasion. (Cat Jokes)
  27. What does the Cat in the Hat use to make his coffee?… A purr-colator. (Cat Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  28. How does the Cat in the Hat sing scales?… Do-ri-me-ow. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
  29. If lights run on electricity and buses run on gas, what does the Cat in the Hat run on?… His paws. (Cat Jokes Track and Field Jokes)
  30. What’s the Grinch’s favorite board game?…  Mean-opoly! 
  31. What’s the difference between someone who doesn’t understand figures of speech, and the Grinch?… The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally! (Grammar Jokes)
  32. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite brand of sneaker?… Mew Balance. (Cat Jokes Track and Field Jokes)
  33. Where does the Grinch go to watch movies?… The IMAX! (Movie Jokes)
  34. What color does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… Purrr-ple. (Cat Jokes)
  35. What do you wear to show you care that it’s Dr. Seuss’ birthday on this early March winter day?… A hat! (Birthday Jokes & Hat Jokes)
  36. Why is the Cat in the Hat such a good piano player?… Because he is very mewsical. (Cat Jokes / Music Jokes / Piano Jokes)
  37. What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he wears winter shoes?… Puss in boots. (Cat Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  38. Which vegetable does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… As-purr-agus. (Cat Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  39. What did the Grinch say when he was caught stealing from a French art museum?… I did it for the Monet! (Art Jokes)
  40. What does the Cat in the Hat like to eat on hot days?… Mice cream cones. (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  41. Why do so many people love the Cat in the Hat?… They think he’s purrrr-fect. (Cat Jokes)
  42. What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he’s walking on snow?… A cool cat. (Cat Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  43. I’ve heard the reviews for the new Grinch movie have been bad. One reviewer asked theater goers if they would watch The Grinch or a video of a sea sick crocodile, and 90% proffered watching the sea sick crocodile. (Movie Jokes)
  44. Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  45. What does the Grinch eat for dessert?… Heist cream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Police Jokes)
  46. Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & Dr. Seuss Knock Knock Jokes)
  47. Where does the Cat in the Hat perform?… At the Circus McGurkus. (Cat Jokes & Circus Jokes)
  48. What kind of musician is the Cat in the Hat ?… A purr-cussionist. (Music Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  49. What is a the Cat in the Hat’s favorite brand of car?… The Catillac. (Cat Jokes & Car Jokes)
  50. What does the Cat in the Hat use to keep his grass trimmed?… A lawn meower. (Cat Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  51. Why was the Cat in the Hat so crabby?… He was in a bad mewd. (Cat Jokes)
  52. What happens when the Cat in the Hat drinks vinegar?… He turns into a sourpuss. (Cat Jokes)
  53. What band did Dr Seuss make?… The Who
  54. Why is the Cat in the Hat so good at video games?… Because he starts with nine lives! (Cat Jokes)
  55. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite birthday party game?… Mews-ical chairs. (Cat Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
  56. What did the Cat in the Hat order at the restaurant?… One fish, two fish, red fish and a blue fish. (Cat Jokes & Fish Jokes)
  57. Why can’t the Grinch get down from Mount Crumpit?… You can only get down from birds! (Hiking Jokes & Bird Jokes)
  58. What job did the Cat in the Hat have at the circus?… Acrocat. (Cat Jokes & Circus Jokes)
  59. Why was the Cat in the Hat so good with money?… He knew how to balance a checkbook! (Cat Jokes)
  60. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite song?… Three Blind Mice! ((Music Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  61. Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?… Because of the Santa clause. (Police Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  62. Why was the Grinch afraid of Santa Claus?… He was Claustrophobic. (Psychology Jokes)
  63. Why can’t the Cat in the Hat go to middle school?… You’re not allowed to wear hats in school! (Hat Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  64. What does the Cat in the Hat say on stage?… Tabby or not tabby, that is the question. (Cat Jokes)
  65. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite candy bar?… Thingamajig. (Cat Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  66. What do you call the chocolate bars the Grinch stole?… Hot chocolate. (Chocolate Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  67. What happens when you give the Cat in the Hat a Rubik’s cube?… It gets purr-plexed. (Cat Jokes)
  68. Why did the Cat in the Hat run away from the tree?… It was afraid of the bark! (Cat Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  69. What is Thing 1 and Thing 2?… Thing 3! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  70. What kind of yard work does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… Meowing the lawn. (Cat Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  71. How is the Cat in the Hat like a coin?… It has a head on one side and tail on the other. (Cat Jokes & Biology Jokes)
  72. What does the Grinch see with?… Burglarize! (Police Jokes)
  73. How fast did the Grinch’s sled go?… Max speed. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  74. What is another name for the Cat in the Hat’s apartment?… A scratch pad. (Cat Jokes)
  75. What did Mr. Turkey say to the Grinch?… We would like to hire you to steal Thanksgiving. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  76. Why did the Grinch not steal any kitchen utensils?… He decided it wasn’t worth the whisk! (Police Jokes)
  77. How did the city folk in Whoville refer to the Grinch?… As a Hill-Bully. (Anti-Bullying Blogs)
  78. Why did the Grinch go down the chimney?… Because it sooted him!
  79. What happened when the Grinch went to the flea circus?… He stole the show!
  80. What’s the difference between Batman and the Grinch?… Batman can go into Whoville without Robin! (Batman Jokes)
  81. Why did the Grinch get a burglar alarm?… Because he needs to get up on time! (Police Jokes)
  82. Where does the Grinch keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Snow Jokes / Grinch Jokes)
  83. Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store?… To find some Christmas spirit. (Beer Jokes)
  84. What do people say when they hear the Grinch stealing from them?… Who goes there? (Police Jokes)
  85. Why was it so hard to miss the Grinch on Christmas morning?… He had all the presence. 
  86. Why was the Grinch so bad at playing Crazy 8’s?… He was green (he never played before).
  87. I told my wife that I thought that the Grinch’s voice was a little strange… But the wife said “Who?”
  88. Knock knock… Who’s there?… That’s right, the who’s are here! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
  89. What did the Cat in the Hat say when the dog ate its food?… You gotta be kitten me. (Cat Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  90. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite magazine?… Good Mousekeeping. (Cat Jokes)
  91. What would Sally’s mom say if she saw the messy house?… What a CATastrophe! (Cat Jokes)
  92. What looks like half a Cat in the Hat ?… The other half. (Cat Jokes)
  93. How does the Cat in the Hat eat ice cream?… With his mouth just like everyone else. (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  94. What’s the first thing the Cat in the Hat does in the morning?… He wakes up! (Cat Jokes)
  95. Why can’t the Cat in the Hat go to high school?… You’re not allowed to wear hats in school! (Hat Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  96. Why can’t the Cat in the Hat go to elementary school?… You’re not allowed to wear hats in school! (Hat Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  97. How do you know the Cat in the Hat used your computer?… Your mouse has teeth marks on it. (Cat Jokes)
  98. Why did the Cat in the Hat pour oil on the mouse?… Because it squeaked. (Cat Jokes)
  99. Why did the Cat in the Hat cross the road?… It was the chicken’s day off. (Cat Jokes & Chicken Jokes)
  100. Why didn’t the Cat in the Hat ever get grounded?… His mother did not mind anything he did at all. (Cat Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  101. What does the Cat in the Hat put up when the rain comes down?… His umbrella! (Cat Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  102. If the Cat in the Hat can jump five feet high, then why can’t he jump through a three foot high window?… The window is closed. (Cat Jokes)
  103. What did the Cat in the Hat name his dog?… Spot! (Cat Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  104. Why does the Cat in the Hat seem so smart?… Because he knows a lot about that! (Cat Jokes)
  105. Which side of the Cat in the Hat has the most fur?… The outside. (Cat Jokes)
  106. Why doesn’t the Cat in the Hat know about this?… Because he only knows a lot about that! (Cat Jokes)