(Gardening Jokes)

  1. Why did the gardener take the day off on Labor Day?… He needed to plant himself on the couch.
  2. My garden has been totally destroyed by moles… It looks like a de-mole-ition site.
  3. What NBA team has the best floral arrangements?… The Boston Celtics. They play at the TD Garden. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  4. Why did the gardeners love leap years?… Because they had an extra day to plant more seeds!
  5. Why can’t you stop making Frodo gnome garden statues?… Because it’s so hobbit forming!
  6. What did the big flower say to the little flower on Labor Day?… “You need to branch out and take a day off!” (Flower Jokes)
  7. The Lorax heard a funny joke and laughed so hard, he sprouted a seed of laughter.
  8. If Dr. Seuss became a gardener, he’d probably create a new plant called the “Sneetch-seed Tree.”
  9. What do you call a prom where everyone dresses like plants?… A photosynthesis ball!