(Gardening Jokes)
- Why did the gardener take the day off on Labor Day?… He needed to plant himself on the couch.
- My garden has been totally destroyed by moles… It looks like a de-mole-ition site.
- Why did the gardeners love leap years?… Because they had an extra day to plant more seeds!
- Why can’t you stop making Frodo gnome garden statues?… Because it’s so hobbit forming!
- What did the big flower say to the little flower on Labor Day?… “You need to branch out and take a day off!” (Flower Jokes)
- The Lorax heard a funny joke and laughed so hard, he sprouted a seed of laughter.
- If Dr. Seuss became a gardener, he’d probably create a new plant called the “Sneetch-seed Tree.”
- What do you call a prom where everyone dresses like plants?… A photosynthesis ball!
