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- 180 School Jokes
- Elementary School Jokes
- Middle School Jokes
- High School Jokes
- Teacher Jokes
- Principal Jokes
- (Magic Jokes)
- While trying a new magic spell, the witch crossed a black cat and an oak tree… The result was a black and white cat-a-log’ue. (Cat Jokes / Witch Jokes / Tree Jokes)
- Harry Potter Pick-up line: You may be a muggle… but that body is magical.
- Why was everyone scared of Sirius?… Because of Black magic!
- What does penguin who does magic say to his audience?… Pick a cod, any cod. (Magic Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
- What do you call a wizard who uses ice magic?… A Blizzard! (Blizzard Jokes)
- Why was the magician the captain of the lacrosse team?… He was the best at hat tricks. (Lacrosse Jokes)
- Did you hear about the shark ghost?… It vanished into fin air! (Shark Jokes)
- What did the magician say when he made Winnie the Pooh disappear?… Poohffff! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- What do Professor Hinkle and a hockey player have in common… The both love hat tricks! (Hockey Jokes & Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
- Boy: What does your father do for a living? Friend: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half. Boy: Do you have any brothers or sisters? Friend: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why do magicians do so well in school?… They’re good at trick questions. (180 School Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a psychologist and a magician?… A magician pulls. rabbits out of hats, whereas a psychologist pulls habits out of rats. (Rabbit Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
- What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks! (Hockey Jokes for Kids)
- Happy Cinco De Mayo. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says “uno, dos…” then disappears without a tres. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)