Rain Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about rain.
  2. What weather do people from Oklahoma prefer?… Thunder. (Oklahoma Jokes)
  3. What is a meteorologists favorite fall song?… November Rain by Guns and Roses. (Music Jokes)
  4. What does daylight-saving time mean in Portland?… An extra hour of rain. (Oregon Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  5. I’m so poor my only funds are daylight savings… but at least it’s trickling down for a rainy day. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  6. Did you hear the one about the umbrella in the trench coat and sunglasses?… He was looking shady.
  7. What does daylight-saving time mean in Mobile, Alabama?… An extra hour of rain. (Turtle Jokes)
  8. Where does a turtle go when it’s raining?… A shell-ter.
  9. What kind of weather is common in the land of ice-creams?… Clouds, sprinkles, and pours! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about rain?
  11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good rain knock-knock joke?
  12. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good rain knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  13. What is the weather channel’s favorite NHL hockey team?… The Tampa Bay Lightning. (Tampa Bay Jokes & Stanley Cup Jokes)
  14. What’s the difference between a horse and a hurricane?… One is reined up and the other rains down. (Horse Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  15. Why did Five Guys survive the flood?… It was built on solid ground beef. (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
  16. Why is Santa thinking about moving to Portland?… Because of all the rain, dear. (Christmas Jokes & Reindeer Jokes)
  17. Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?… Because their kids have to play inside! (Kangaroo Jokes)
  18. It wasn’t raining during Trump’s inauguration… It was just alternative sunshine. (Inauguration Jokes)
  19. What does the Cat in the Hat put up when the rain comes down?… His umbrella! (Cat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  20. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  21. What did the lightning say to the fireworks?… Hey! You stole my thunder. (Fireworks Jokes)
  22. If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa. (Music Jokes / Movie Jokes / Kansas Jokes)
  23. I don’t understand why people are afraid to swim when there is lightning nearby… If lightning actually hit my pool I’d be totally shocked! (Swimming Jokes)
  24. Why is England the wettest country?… Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there. (Election Jokes)
  25. What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?… A drizzly bear. (Bear Jokes for Kids & Rain Jokes)
  26. What did one lightening bolt say to the other lightening bolt?… You’re shocking! (Weather Jokes)
  27. What did the cloud say to the rainbow?… You brighten my day! (Rainbow Jokes)
  28. What did the dirt say to the rain?… If this keeps up, my name will be mud. (Spring Jokes)
  29. What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain! (Spring Jokes)
  30. What kind of shorts to clouds wear?… Thunderwear!
  31. Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets! (Bee Jokes for Kids & Rain Jokes)
  32. Which hockey player is best at forecasting the weather?… “Puck” satawny phil. ((Hockey Jokes & Groundhog Day Jokes)
  33. What do you call it when it rains turkeys?… Foul weather! (Turkey Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  34. What’s really in the pot at the end of a rainbow?… Rain, probably! (Rainbow Jokes)
  35. What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella!
  36. Where do lightning bolts go to for prom?… To cloud! (Prom Jokes)
  37. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?… You have to been careful not to step in a poodle. (Dog Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  38. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (April Jokes & Monkey Jokes)
  39. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?… FOUL weather! (Chicken Jokes & Duck Jokes)
  40. What’s multi-colored and lives up your nose?… A rain-bogie! (Rainbow Jokes)
  41. What might you uses to sail across the sky?… A rainboat! (Rainbow Jokes)
  42. Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?… Because it was raining cats and hot dogs. (Hot Dog Jokes)
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