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- 180 School Jokes
- Middle School Jokes
- Top 10 Jokes for each state
- Top 50 State Jokes
- The Electoral College by State: Highest to Lowest
- (Rain Jokes)
- Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?… Because their kids have to play inside! (Kangaroo Jokes)
- It wasn’t raining during Trump’s inauguration… It was just alternative sunshine. (Inauguration Jokes)
- What does the Cat in the Hat put up when the rain comes down?… His umbrella! (Cat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
- What did the lightning say to the fireworks?… Hey! You stole my thunder. (Fireworks Jokes)
- If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa. (Music Jokes / Movie Jokes / Kansas Jokes)
- I don’t understand why people are afraid to swim when there is lightning nearby… If lightning actually hit my pool I’d be totally shocked! (Swimming Jokes)
- Why is England the wettest country?… Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there. (Election Jokes)
- What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?… A drizzly bear. (Bear Jokes for Kids & Rain Jokes)
- What did one lightening bolt say to the other lightening bolt?… You’re shocking! (Weather Jokes)
- What did the cloud say to the rainbow?… You brighten my day! (Rainbow Jokes)
- What did the dirt say to the rain?… If this keeps up, my name will be mud. (Spring Jokes)
- What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain! (Spring Jokes)
- What kind of shorts to clouds wear?… Thunderwear!
- Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets! (Bee Jokes for Kids & Rain Jokes)
- Which hockey player is best at forecasting the weather?… “Puck” satawny phil. ((Hockey Jokes & Groundhog Day Jokes)
- What do you call it when it rains turkeys?… Foul weather! (Turkey Jokes & Rain Jokes)
- What’s really in the pot at the end of a rainbow?… Rain, probably! (Rainbow Jokes)
- What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella!
- Where do lightning bolts go to for prom?… To cloud! (Prom Jokes)
- What happens when it rains cats and dogs?… You have to been careful not to step in a poodle. (Dog Jokes & Cat Jokes)
- When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (April Jokes & Monkey Jokes)
- What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?… FOUL weather! (Chicken Jokes & Duck Jokes)
- What’s multi-colored and lives up your nose?… A rain-bogie! (Rainbow Jokes)
- What might you uses to sail across the sky?… A rainboat! (Rainbow Jokes)
- Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?… Because it was raining cats and hot dogs. (Hot Dog Jokes)