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  1. Recently found out that Stan Lee was an exceptional hockey player… His very first practice and he already had the Stanley Cup. (Hockey Jokes)
  2. What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
  3. What did the skeleton drive to the Hockey game?… A Zam-bony. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  4. What do you give a hockey player when he demands money?… A check.
  5. Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?… All of them, a crossbar can’t jump! (Track and Field Jokes for Kids)
  6. Why do hockey players like most about chess?… When they get to check the king.
  7. What the best way to get a hockey player into a bank?… Offer free checking.
  8. How a does hockey player kiss?… He puckers up. (Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  9. What do a bad hockey team (insert name) and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice!
  10. Old hockey players never die, they just achieve their final goal!
  11. What do you call a grumpy hockey player?… No more, Mr. Ice guy!
  12. What is the hardest foot to buy a hockey skate for?… A square foot. (Football Jokes)
  13. Where is the best place to shop for a hockey shirt?… New Jersey. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  14. Why do NHL players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
  15. Why is the hockey rink hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.
  16. What do you call a monkey that wins the Stanley Cup?… A chimpion. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  17. Which are the best animals at hockey?… A score-pion. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  18. What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real. (Boxing Jokes)
  19. Why are the Buffalo Sabres like grizzly bears?… Every fall they go into hibernation. (Winter Jokes for Kids)
  20. Why is Cinderella so bad at hockey?… She had a pumpkin for a coach. (Disney Jokes for Kids)