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More Thanksgiving Jokes…

  1. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
  2. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes)
  3. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
  4. Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?… Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
  5. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
  6. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?… The turkey because he’s already stuffed! (Turkey Jokes)
  7. Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken
  8. Which November Holiday is Dracula’s favorite?… Fangs-giving (Halloween Jokes)
  9. How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?… It hugged the shore! (Geography Jokes)
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
  11. What key has legs and can’t open doors?… A turkey. (Turkey Jokes)
  12. Why did the police arrest the turkey?… They suspected it of fowl play! (Turkey Jokes & Police Jokes)
  13. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?…The letter “g”! (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week & Is Spelling Really Important?)
  14. What sound does a limping turkey make?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Turkey Jokes)
  15. When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?… On their feet! (Top Geography Jokes)
  16. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?… Wing! Wing! (Turkey Jokes)
  17. Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? … Because April showers bring Mayflowers! (Spring Jokes)
  18. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?… It had 24 carrots. (Farming Jokes)
  19. What did baby corn say to mama corn?… Where’s popcorn? (Popcorn Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
  20. What was the turkey suspected of?… Fowl play. (Turkey Jokes)
  21. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?… The turKEY (Turkey Jokes)
  22. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?…The outside! (Turkey Jokes)
  23. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?… To hatchet. (Turkey Jokes & Easter Jokes)
  24. Why did the turkey cross the road?… It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken! (Turkey Jokes)
  25. What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?… If your grandpa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy! (Turkey JokesGrandparents Jokes/ Cemetery Jokes)
  26. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?… Because they use such FOWL language. (Turkey Jokes)
  27. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?…Yes – a building can’t jump at all. (Top State Jokes & Turkey Jokes)
  28. Why did they let the turkey join the band?… Because he had the drumsticks. (Turkey Jokes & Music Jokes)
  29. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow escape! (Pilgrim Jokes & Archery Jokes)
  30. What do you call the age of a pilgrim?… Pilgrimage. (Pilgrim Jokes)
  31. What are unhappy cranberries called?… Blueberries!
  32. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him! (Turkey Jokes & Boxing Jokes)
  33. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?… Squash (Squash Jokes & Fall Jokes)
  34. What did the turkey say to the computer?…“Google, google, google.” (Turkey Jokes & Computer Jokes)
  35. What sound does a space turkey make?… Hubble, Hubble, Hubble. (Turkey Jokes & Astronomy Jokes)
  36. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble?”… Because they never learned good table manners! (Turkey Jokes)
  37. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?… Pumpkin pi. (Pi Day Jokes)
  38. What key has legs and can’t open doors?… A Turkey. (Turkey Jokes)
  39. If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on?… The scholar ships. (Teacher Jokes)
  40. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?… A poultrygeist! (Halloween Jokes& Turkey Jokes)
  41. In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?… Turkey. (World Geography Jokes & Turkey Jokes)
  42. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?… A turkey that can pluck itself! (Turkey Jokes & Music Jokes)
  43. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?… Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving. (Turkey Jokes)
  44. What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?… One has gobblers, the other goblins. (Halloween Jokes)
  45. What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?… Puritan. (Summer Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  46. If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?… Goblet. (Turkey Jokes)
  47. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?… Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream. (Turkey Jokes/ Ice Cream Jokes / Pizza Jokes)
  48. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?… Your nose. (Biology Jokes)
  49. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?… A Har- VEST. (Fall Jokes)
  50. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?… Peach gobbler! (Turkey Jokes & Dessert Jokes)