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Dr. Seuss Jokes

  1. Do you remember how many hats Bartholomew Cubbins has?… 500 
  2. Who did Horton hear?… A Who 
  3. Thidwick had a big heart. What kind of animal was Thidwick?… a moose 
  4. Was Yertle a big green frog?… no 
  5. What Dr. Seuss book tells about Gerald McGrew, a boy who thinks he can pick stranger and more amazing animals?… If I Ran the Zoo 
  6. Dr. Seuss’s first book about Horton the Elephant was called “Horton Hatches” something. What did Horton hatch?… the Egg 
  7. The person who tells this Dr. Seuss story decides that there aren’t enough letters in the alphabet. He starts making up new letters to add. What book is this?… On Beyond Zebra 
  8. A sad little boy talks to an old man who convinces him that things could be a lot worse than they are. What’s the word in the title that I can’t remember? “Did I Ever Tell You How ____ You Are?”…. lucky 
  9. Dr. Seuss wrote a book with rhymes designed to help beginners learn to read. In it you can meet characters like Pat who sits on a hat, a cat and a bat. What did Dr. Seuss call this book?… Hop on Pop 
  10. In the short story “The Zax”, Dr. Seuss tells us about two stubborn creatures who meet and refuse to get out of the way of each other. What kind of creatures are these?… a north-going Zax and a south-going Zax 
  11. Which title below was the first children’s book published by Dr. Seuss?… And To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street
  12. Dr. Seuss’ real name was… Ted Geisel
  13. Which book was the last new book published before Dr. Seuss’ death?… Oh, The Places You’ll Go!
  14. What was the site of the infamous Christmas heist by the Grinch?…. Whoville
  15. How many stripes are in the hat of the Cat in the Hat?… 5
  16. What game do you play with Gak?… Ring the Gak
  17. In Horton Hatches and Egg, what animal is Horton?… an elephant
  18. What sound did the two kids in the Cat in the Hat hear?… bump
  19. How many humps are on Mr. Gump’s wump?… seven
  20. How many different words did Dr. Suess use to write Green Eggs and Ham?… 51
  21. What are the two animals in the Big Brag?… a rabbit and a bear.
  22. Where did the fish end up after the Cat in the Hat fell?… the teapot
  23. In One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish what book is the nook reading?… How to Cook
  24. On the day the Cat in the Hat Comes Back, what is the weather?…. snowy
  25. What color ring does the cat leave in the bathtub in Cat in the Hat Comes Back?… pink
  26. In To Think I Saw it on Mulberry Street, a reindeer prefers to pull a fancy sled in stead of?… a blue and yellow chariot
  27. What is the color of the hat in the 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins?… Red
  28. In which Dr. Suess book did Old King Derwin of Did grow tired of the same old weather year in and year out?… Bartholomew and the Oobleck
  29. In One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish, Ned does not like what?… His little bed.
  30. What color is the cat’s umbrella?… blue
  31. The name Mayzie appears in which two Dr. Suess books? Daisy-Head Mayzie and…. Horton Hatches the Egg
  32. Fill in the blank for the title: I Can Lick                                       Tigers Today!…
  33. What color is the fish in the story The Cat in the Hat?… pink
  34. “Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats in your head?” Such are the profound, philosophical queries posed in what well-loved classic?… One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
  35. In which Dr. Suess book does The Cat in the Hat bring along two playmates named Thing 1 and Thing 2?… The Cat in the Hat Comes Back
  36. What color is the Lorax?… brown

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