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  1. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the fireworks. (Canoe Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  2. Where do eggs go for summer camp?… New Yolk City! (New York Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
  3. Where do waffles go on vacation?… Sandy Eggo. (Travel Blogs & California Jokes)
  4. I shouted to my Dad on Father’s Day, “How does breakfast in bed sound?” He said, “Ooh that sounds great!” I said, “Nice, I’ll have bacon, fries and two eggs.” (Bacon Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes))
  5. What did the puppies make their dad for Father’s Day breakfast?… Pooched eggs. (Puppy Jokes for Kids & Father’s Day Jokes)
  6. I was going to tell you a joke about National Egg Day… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
  7. What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th! (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  8. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. (180 School Jokes & Principal Jokes)
  9. How do comedians like their eggs?… Funny side up!
  10. Why can’t you tease egg whites?… Because they can’t take a yolk!
  11. Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs. (Egg Jokes / Farming Jokes / Jokes for Teachers)
  12. Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked. (Easter Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
  13. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon eggs for Mother’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Mom Jokes)
  14. What crime is an egg most afraid of?… Poaching. (Elephant Jokes)
  15. I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict… So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & World’s Best Christmas Jokes)
  16. What is the Grinch’s favorite play?… Green Eggs and Hamlet! (Grinch Jokes & Book Jokes)
  17. Would you like to hear an egg yolk… I have a dozen of them.
  18. Why are scrambled eggs like a losing hockey team?… Because they’ve both been beaten. (Hockey Jokes)
  19. What do you get when you cross a dog and an egg?… A pooched egg. (Dog Jokes)
  20. Why is a scrambled egg like a losing basketball team?… Because they both have been beaten. (March Madness Jokes)
  21. What did the Easter Bunny say about the Easter parade?… It was eggs-cellent! (Easter Jokes)
  22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelet… Omelet who?… Omelet Mommy sleep in for Mother’s Day. (Napping Jokes / Mother’s Day Knock Knock Jokes / Mom Jokes)
  23. Why is the chef so mean?… She beats the eggs! (Jokes for Teachers)
  24. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelet… Omelet who?… Omelet Daddy sleep in for Mother’s Day. (Napping Jokes & Mother’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  25. Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP. (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  26. What is the difference between an elephant and a dozen eggs?… If you don’t know, I am sure not going to send you to the store for a dozen eggs. (Elephant Jokes for Kids)
  27. What sport are eggs good at?… Running! (Track and Field Jokes for Kids)
  28. What part did the egg play in the movies?… He was an “Egg-stra.” (Movie Jokes)
  29. What do chickens call a school test? …Eggs-amination! (Jokes for Teachers & School Jokes for Kids)
  30. What do eggs do for fun?… Kari-yolkie. (Music Jokes)
  31. Don’t put all my eggs in one basket?… Nice try, basket industry.
  32. How do monsters like their eggs?… Terri-fried! (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  33. Why did the egg go to school?… To get “egg-u-cated!” (Jokes for Teachers & School Jokes for Kids)
  34. Why did the chicken lay her egg on an axe?… She wanted to hachet (Chicken Jokes)
  35. Why are middle school cafeteria workers cruel?… Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream. (Fish Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  36. What did one egg say to another?… Your yolks crack me up.
  37. What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?… New Yolk City! (New York Jokes)
  38. What do you call an egg white with cowboy boots?… A western omelette! (Texas Jokes)
  39. What is an eggs favorite tree?… A y-oak tree! (Tree Jokes)
  40. What’s an eggs favorite basketball team?… Yokelahomia City. (Oklahoma Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
  41. How do eggs leave the highway?… By going through the eggs-it. (Car Jokes)
  42. How did the egg get up the mountain?… It scrambled up! (Hiking Jokes for Kids)
  43. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a martian?… An eggs-traterrestrial!
  44. What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?… It scrambled.
  45. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?… Bacon and Legs. (Bacon Jokes)
  46. Who wrote the book, Great Eggspectations?… Charles Chickens! (Book Jokes)
  47. Where do you find information about eggs?… In the hen-cyclopedia! (Book Jokes)
  48. What’s a hen’s favorite shipping company?…Federal Egg-spress.
  49. What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day!
  50. What did Snow White call her chicken?… Egg white. (Disney Jokes for Kids)
  51. What do you call an egg taking a snooze on the job?… Egg-zosted! (Napping Jokes for Kids)
  52. Who tells the best egg jokes?… Comedi-hens!
  53. What do you call an egg that goes on safari?… An eggs-plorer! (World Geography Jokes)
  54. What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?… An egg roll.
  55. If fruit comes from a fruit tree, what kind of a tree does a chicken come from?…  A poul-tree! (Tree Jokes)
  56. What does a meditating egg say?… Ohmmmmmmmlet.
  57. A woman takes her son to the doctor’s and tells the doctor that he thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor asks, “How long has he been like this?” The woman replies, “Three years.” The doctor exclaims, “Three years! Why didn’t you bring him in sooner?” The woman says, “We needed the eggs.” (Doctor Jokes & Chicken Jokes)
  58. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?… A brick layer. (Chicken Jokes)
  59. How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?… The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs. (Chicken Jokes)
  60. What do you call a mischievous egg?… A practical yolker.
  61. What did the egg say to the clown?… You crack me up!
  62. What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants! (Flower Jokes)
  63. What do chickens serve at birthday parties?… Coop-cakes! (Cupcake Jokes for Kids)
  64. What did the eggs do when the light turned green?… They egg-celerated! (Car Jokes)
  65. Did you hear about McDonalds?… They eggspanded the breakfast menu. (Fast Food Jokes)
  66. Why do chickens lay eggs?… Because if they dropped them they would break! (Chicken Jokes)
  67. What do Chickens grow on?… Eggplants! (Chicken Jokes)
  68. What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?… An “Egg Head.” (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  69. What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?… You’re “Egg-stra special.” (Mom Jokes)
  70. What does the chicken say to get across a busy street?… EGGS-cuse me please! (Chicken Jokes)
  71. I was going to tell you a joke about an egg… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
  72. What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants! (Chicken Jokes / Egg Jokes / Flower Jokes)
  73. What grows on yolk trees?… Egg-corns! (Tree Jokes)
  74. How do chickens pay for their groceries?… Using the eggs-press line. (Chicken Jokes)
  75. How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach?… Just one, because then your stomach won’t be empty.
  76. How do baby chickens dance?… Chick-to-chick! (Chicken Jokes)
  77. What do you call a good omelette?… Eggcellent.
  78. How do you find prehistoric eggs?… With an eggscavator. (Dinosaur Jokes)
  79. What do you call a handyman who lives on a farm?… An egg-chanic. (Farming Jokes)
  80. What do you when you make an egg laugh?… You crack it up.
  81. What happens when a baby chick hatches?… It gets all egg-cited. (Baby Jokes)
  82. What do you call a pig with a rash?… Ham and Eczema. (Pig Jokes)
  83. What happens to an egg when it laughs too hard?… It cracks up!
  84. How do you make an egg roll?… You push it!
  85. Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
  86. At a kid’s birthday party, the hired magician was producing egg after egg from a little boy’s ear. “There!” he said proudly. “I bet your Mom can’t produce eggs without hens, can she?” “Oh yes, she can,” said the boy. “She keeps ducks.” (Duck Jokes)
  87. A wife was cooking her husband fried eggs for breakfast. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he shouted, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful! CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!” The wife stared at him like he was crazy. She said, “What on earth is the matter with you? Do you think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?” The husband calmly replied, “I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
  88. Two eggs are in a  frying pan. The first egg says “It’s boiling in here.” The second egg says “Wow! A talking egg!”
  89. It’s my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I’ve found my sea legs. I’m not falling for it though. I know for a fact that seals don’t lay eggs. (Grammar Jokes & Seal Jokes)
  90. What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?… Scrambled eggs. (Psychology Jokes)
  91. When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron’s eggs…. No egrets. (Bird Jokes for Kids)
  92. My son’s asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It’s really cheap though so I don’t mind…. I’m not sure why he wants an eggs box though. (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
  93. Eggs – the original boneless chicken. (Chicken Jokes)
  94. I never count my chickens before they’re hatched… Because they’re eggs.(Chicken Jokes)
  95. My dad always used to tell me, “Never put all your eggs in one basket.”…Which is probably why we lost the Easter egg hunt. (Easter Jokes for Kids)
  96. Fried eggs aren’t all they’re cracked up to be.
  97. What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?… The best bacon-and-eggs of your life. (Egg Jokes)
  98. If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?…None. Roosters don’t lay eggs.
  99. What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?…An egg-oholic.